The Klown makes a prediction

Remember back at the end of 2005 when they started making hurricane predictions for 2006?Remember how they went berserk saying how active it was going to be -- and then mentioning "global warming" in the same story -- you know -- so you DUMBASSES would get the idea they wanted you to get. You remember those predictions?

Were they right? NO -- BUZZZZ -- SORRY.

Then -- remember back at the end of 2006 when they started making predictions for 2007 and boy, they were SURE this time -- it was going to be a very active season -- ohh boy, watch out.

Were they right? NO --- BUZZZ - SORRY.

Well -- now it's the end of 2007. Do you think these idiots have learned anything? I'll tell you the answer -- NO -- They have not learned anything. I doubt we will ever again have a prediction of "average" or "below average" year.

First of all, they have no fucking idea in the world of what they're doing. These things cannot be predicted. Anyone who thinks these things can be predicted (with accuracy) is a fucking idiot. Get me?

Second of all -- if they DID have a slight clue, they'd never be able to predict a below average season cuz, if they missed, the slip & fall lawyers would own another piece of the country.

We have been setting ourselves up for this kind of stupidity for 40 years (since the hippies) and now we have to live with the results of sending idiots to congress. They probably spend millions and millions of dollars on these "predictions."

Anyway -- The Klown predicts they will come out, yet again, with an "above average" doom & gloom forecast for hurricanes in 2008. (They HAVE to get it right sooner or later, huh?)

I further predict, that when they DO come out with this forecast, the media will report it (report=harp and harp and harp) without reminding you they were wrong the last two years in a row. Jackasses.

So -- basically, I'm just predicting that morons will do what morons ALWAYS do. You'd think they'd ALL be embarrassed by now -- but you'd be wrong.

Somehow, complete morons are "unembarrassable" and incapable of learning -- those are the very characterisitics which make them morons -- so I feel pretty safe in my "prediction."