Associated press - Fair and balanced

Thanks to Newsbusters:

The Associated Press
By CHARLES BABINGTON – 23 hours ago

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Republican solidarity also forced House Democrats to abandon a campaign promise to avoid new deficit spending by paying for new programs with tax increases or budget cuts. Yes - but angelic Dimocrats never blocked satanic Republican legislation, Right Chuckie? Or did you forget that?

In the Senate, Republicans repeatedly used their filibuster powers to block or weaken Democratic proposals. Backed by President Bush's veto threats, the minority party managed to sharply limit the Democrats' influence on a range of issues throughout the year. Exactly -- but nevermind that Dimocrats have filibustered all Bush's judicial nominees for years. Nevermind that filibustering judicial nominees has never been done in history - right Chuckie? Are my eyelids supposed to be getting heavy, Chuckie?

The Iraq spending bill came to a vote only because Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., refused to embrace the hardline partisan philosophy of her predecessor. Former Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill. Tsk -- that guy's a real hardline partisan, isn't he? Tell me, Chuckie, have you ever described ANY Dimocrat as "hardline? How 'bout "partisan." How 'bout "staunch?" No? Gee, I wonder why.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., says little can be done until and unless more Democrats replace Republicans in the Senate. Really? Is that his direct quote, Chuckie? And how hard did you have to coach him to get him to say it -- you know -- since it seems so obvious -- did you have to write it down and shove it under his nose to get him to say the words?

And, speaking of that fucking Dimwit, Harry Reid, did you ask him about how being a Mormon might influence his decisions in office? NO? Why not? The media sure seems to be obsessed about Mormonism when the candidate is a Republican. It's completely different when it's a Dimocrap, right Chuckie?

"We need to do more" on numerous fronts, he said in his party's weekly radio address Saturday, "but time after time, when Democrats have fought for change, President Bush and Republicans in Congress have stood in the way." Yes -- it's those dastardly Republicans, right Chuckie? If not for them, we'd really have us some "progress" -- right Chuckie?

Hey -- Associated Press and Chuckie -- thanks for the totally objective jourrrrrrnalism -- communist jackasses.