Exquisite Irony

Low-Down Shithook sues Jackass Network Execs

Oh -- it's too much ... *wipes eyes*.



Dan Rather, whose career at CBS News ground to an inglorious end 15 months ago over his role in an unsubstantiated report questioning President Bush’s Vietnam-era National Guard service, filed a lawsuit this afternoon against the network, its corporate parent and three of his former superiors.

Here's the call:

For 50 years, CBS has allowed its employees to brainwash the general public in America.

Now the public has been sufficiently brainwashed - HUGE jury awards against "greedy corporations" are now the norm.

After they got caught brainwashing, they fired one of their "brainwashers." but now the guy is now suing the everloving-shit out of them.

They'll have to settle the suit and pay millions. Because -- they know -- if they go to court with the "brainwashed public," those idiots will hand the Shithook an even LARGER award.

First Imus, now this ... I hope it never ends for you. The Klown would love to see CBS, NBC, and ABC all suffer corporate death due to their own assholistic actions ... which is the usual end of a tyranny ... big shocker.