A lady went into a bar in Afton, Wyoming and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
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Everyone who has ever lived in Afton, Wy has a big swinging dick. When you register at the post office they measure and weigh your manhood, and you must meet their minimum length and weight requirements to stay their.
This guy was probable a Tourist from Cal. cause I heard that all them Californicators had small dicks. He no doubt just bought those boots in the suburb of San Francisco (aka) Jackson Hole Wy. Cause most of the real Cowboys were forced out of Jackson Hole long ago, so their would be room for all the small dicked f**ks moving in.
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