What? -- But how could this be?

From Drudge:

100-year-old celebrates her birthday by smoking 170,000th cigarette

Hey -- Libs -- Cram it!! -- I mean -- Happy Birthday to Me .. etc.

An iron-lunged pensioner has celebrated her 100th birthday by lighting up her 170,000th cigarette from a candle on her birthday cake.

More here if you want to read what she has to say: