Sunday, August 12, 2007

Darwin aimed -- missed one -- got the other

In June, a 17-year-old boy survived but was seriously injured when he fell about 75 feet onto some rocks at California's Mount Diablo State Park. He had climbed over a handrail in order to fake a fall so that his pals could capture the plunge on video to put on his MySpace Web page. [San Jose Mercury News, 6-12-07]

One of the Klown's favorite things is when idiot parents partake in the accidental killing of their idiot offspring.

A burglar was killed trying to sneak into the Maranatha Used Clothing store in Miami on May 31; police said the man had crawled between the blades of a large, idle ventilation fan but that before getting all the way through, he accidentally tripped the "on" switch. [WKMG-TV (Orlando), 6-1-07]

One of the Klown's favorite things is when a criminal kills himself while committing a criminal act.

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