Sunday, August 26, 2007

BORN FREE - As free as the wind blows

From Nothing to do with Arbroath:

Family faces jail for having a pet antelope
A Greeley family faces hefty fines and possible jail time for turning a young antelope buck into a house pet.

The family named the 3-month-old pronghorn antelope "Poudre."


Wildlife officials believe Poudre was taken from Wyoming illegally and brought to Greeley.

They believe Poudre has been raised with a dog and is now completely tame.

Poudre was taken to a rehabilitation facility in hopes it could someday be released back into the wild.

Yes -- so let me get this straight -- an antelope is hanging out with a family -- BIG CRIME -- HUGE -- time for you flannel-shirt & waffle-stomper wearing jackasses in Colorado to leap into action. JAIL THE FAMILY -- RELEASE THE ANIMAL. ALL HAIL THE GENIUSES.

The Klown gives the antelope exactly one week in the wild before it meets it grisly demise. Way to go, Colorado "earth people" -- pat yourselves on the back -- go back in the cabin and smoke some more dope, JACKASSES.

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