Monday, April 23, 2007

I hope this guy is a lefty

From Bits and Pieces:



1 comment:

DIIYO said...

Proof that he's a lefty:
1. He lacked the natural reflexes to protect his head (with his hands/arms) in the presence of an erratically flying object.
2. He stood idly by and waited for a responsible party to protect him in a situation where any reasonable person would not expect protection.
3. He was focused on something other than the most important, most timely and most urgent facing him at the time.
4. According to Rush Limbaugh, two identifying characteristics of a liberal are:
a. "An emphasis on symbolism over substance." What the bat flying through the air could mean vs. what the bat flying through the air could do to someone's chin.
b. "An emphasis on feeling rather than thinking." I'll bet he *felt* that bat and didn't *think* he should duck.

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