Hee Haw -- Hee Haw -- Global warming

Which article should we believe?

This one? From this May 21, 2008 article in the Daily Telegraph

Climate change threat to alpine ski resorts

Alpine skiing and snowboarding may be under greater threat from climate change than scientists have previously thought, new research suggests.

A study of snowfall spanning 60 years has indicated that the Alps's entire winter sports industry could grind to a halt through lack of snow.

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Or This one: From this Dec 19,2008 article in the Daily Telegraph

The Alps have best snow conditions 'in a generation'

Some 400,000 British skiers heading for the Alps over the coming fortnight will find the best Christmas and New Year snow conditions in a generation.

In resorts such as Val d'Isère which caught the harshest of this week's blizzards, the snow is banked 1.5m deep in the streets. Parts of the town were temporarily closed to pedestrians because of the high risk of avalanches.

Val and neighbouring Tignes have already enjoyed more snow in December than in any year since 1981 and seem set to beat all records by New Year's Day.

HAHA - Braying jackasses. I love how libs refuse to be humiliated. I mean, who remembers what they said six months ago? I want to thank Christopher Booker for the wonderful article (2008 was the year man-made global warming was disproved) here that brought this to my attention. He really makes them look like fools.

The Klown makes a call

Quick, drop whatever you're doing, run out, TOP SPEED, and get some of this soup. DO YOU HEAR ME -- GET IT!! I had some of it last night and it may be the best soup EVER.

Disregard the "Carb monitor" health crap, this is good stuff.

My honey fried some corn tortillas and then cut them up and put them in the soup last night but it stands fine its own. I had some for lunch today and I may have hyped it a little strong in this post, but it's some good soup.

I guess Israel got tired of the rockets

Below are excerpts from this article.

An IDF statement said: "Our aviation intervened massively against Hamas infrastructure in the Gaza Strip to stop the terrorist attacks of the past several weeks against Israeli civilian installations.

"Our operations will continue and will be expanded if necessary."

The Israeli military said it had been targeting "terrorist infrastructure".

Khaled Meshaal called for Palestinians to wage a new intifada - or uprising - against Israel.

In an interview on Al Jazeera television, he said: "We have called for a military intifada against the enemy. Resistance will continue through suicide missions."

Ha ha -- "Now we're REALLY going to kill you. Before, we were just killing you with rockets, but now you have angered us so we shall resort to suicide bombings." LMAO, way to go, Mohammed. THAT will teach those filthy joos.

So Israel strikes back and every Arab with dirty feet condemns Israel. Yes, this is ALL Israel's fault. Those sneaky joos. They forced to Hamas rain rockets down on them for a month JUST so they'd have an excuse to tear the crap out of the poor, poor, Palestinians.

Below are excerpts from this article.

Pakistani protesters shout slogans condemning Israel's strikes on Gaza during a demonstration in Karachi, Pakistan, Saturday. Photo: AP

In an urgent letter to the United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon and the head of the UN Security council, Israeli UN Ambassador Gabriela Shalev on Saturday night defended Israel's decision to embark on a military operation in the Gaza Strip in order to put an end to rocket attacks on the South.

In a statement released Saturday, Ban called for an immediate halt to all violence in both Gaza and southern Israel.

The Foreign Affairs spokesman for the Liberal Democrat Party, Ed Davey, described the Israeli strikes in Gaza as "disproportionate and unacceptable."

Hey, Ban Ki-moon and Ed Davey, et al, where have your condemnations been for the last month when Hamas was firing rockets into Israel? Shut the fuck up, you idiots.

No talking! -- I said ... NO ... TALKING!!

A South Philadelphia man enraged because a father and son were talking during a Christmas showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button took care of the situation when he pulled a .380-caliber gun and shot the father, police said.

James Joseph Cialella Jr., 29, of the 1900 block of Hollywood Street is charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations.

Police were called to the Riverview Theatre in the 1400 block of Columbus Boulevard about 9:30 p.m. where the gunshot victim, a Philadelphia man who was not identified, told police a man sitting near him told his family to be quiet and threw popcorn at his son.

After exchanging words, Vanore said Cialella allegedly got out of his seat to confront the family when the father got up to protect them. That's when the victim was shot once in the left arm, sending others in the theatre running to safety.

Cialella then sat down to watch the movie. Police arrived a short time later and arrested Cialella and confiscated his weapon, Vanore said.

Hilarious "Palestinian" joke

While trying to randomly murder Israelis today, Palestinians in Gaza managed to misfire one of their shoddy rockets and murder two young Palestinian girls instead.

GAZA (Reuters) — A rocket apparently fired by Palestinians on Friday struck a house in the Gaza Strip, killing two Palestinian sisters aged five and 13, Palestinian medics said.

Seriously, these guys are all the time firing rockets into Israel. How long would you put up with it in your neighborhood before you demanded the government start killing people (including civilians) with reckless abandon?

I think the funniest part is, the United Nations does nothing about it --- but they condemn Israel every time it takes action. Ha ha, makes me laugh and laugh, how about you?

From Little Green Footballs:

Puzzle

The day before yesterday, Timmy was 13 years old. Next year he'll be 16. What is his birthday, and what is today's date?

Found it at Futility Closet:

For Ragweed

Klown prediction

Reinforcement Advertising

Definition: Advertising designed to reassure buyers that they have made the right decision in buying a product thus reducing POST-PURCHASE ANXIETY.

Now that the media convinced you to vote for Obama, they're going to need to reinforce your decision. Businesses do this all the time. They actually do advertising for people who already bought their product. The main objective of this advertising is to enhance your self esteem and reaffirm your buying decision.

The Klown's prediction? Prepare to hear how "all the smart people voted for Obama." That's right, every time something goes well for Obama, they're going to remind you how smart you were for listening to the media voting for him.

Oh, but Klown, they'll probably do it very subtly and will use this sparingly.

Sure they will ... we'll all hide and watch.

By the way, here are the results of two of my recent "predictions."

11/12/08 - "If one candidate wins both Pennsylvania and Virginia, he'll win the election."
RESULT - CORRECT - Obama won them both

12/20/07 - The Klown predicts they will come out, yet again, with an "above average"/doom & gloom forecast for hurricanes in 2008.
RESULT - CORRECT -- See this post for more info.

Prepare for 4 years minimum of this tripe

For the last eight years, every day, all day, we've heard the media disparage President Bush. He could do nothing right and NEVER, EVER, got the benefit of doubt.

Well, those days are over. Prepare yourself to be told every day, all day, about how great Obama is. Listen for yourself to the excitement in this "objective jourrrrrnalist's" voice. Seriously, this may be the most disgusting/gushing example of media morons I have ever heard ... and it's going to get worse.

I love it when he says "the public is particularly impressed ..." I guess he's forgotten that 48% of the people voted AGAINST Obama.

Another good line is "... the so called Team of Rivals ..." Huh? Rivals? They're all fucking libs ... but now the media tells you you're supposed to think of them as rivals.

And lastly, after cumming gushing all over himself about Obama, he goes ahead, for old time's sake, and bashes Bush. Sweet huh?

Found it at Newsbusters:

Dog snags loot - still at large

Ragweed's Christmas present

Oh yea baby. Tomorrow goin shoppin at the Dollar store, and the Thrift store to get me some Bling to go with my new Jeans. My wife knows how to pick my jeans.

Franken will win the Senate seat in MN

Ann Coulter weighs in on the Democrats stealing the election in Minnesota. She starts out with some background on the current situation and then starts with the history lesson. She's saying that the Republican won, Dipshitocrats screamed recount, and now, even if the Republican still wins, he loses.

Consider a few other chilling examples of Democrats thieving their way to victory over the years.

In 1974, Republican Louis Wyman won his race for U.S. Senate in New Hampshire, beating Democrat John Durkin by 355 votes. Durkin demanded a recount -- which went back and forth by a handful of votes until the state's Ballot Law Commission concluded that Wyman had indeed won by (at least) two votes.

Wyman was certified the winner by the New Hampshire secretary of state and was on his way to Washington when ... the overwhelmingly Democratic U.S. Senate refused to seat Wyman.

Despite New Hampshire's certification of Wyman as the winner of the election, this was the post-Watergate Senate, when Democrats could get away with anything -- up to and including a prank known as "President Jimmy Carter."

The U.S. Senate spent months examining disputed ballots from the New Hampshire election. Unable to come up with a method to declare the Democrat the winner that didn't require a guillotine, the Senate forced New Hampshire to hold another election.

It was a breathtaking abuse of power. New Hampshire had certified a winner of its Senate election, but it was a Republican, so the Democratic Senate simply ordered a new election.

Demoralized Republicans stayed away from the race and, this time, the Democrat won the re-vote.

Even more egregious was the Indiana House race in 1984. On election night, the incumbent Democrat Frank McCloskey appeared to have won a narrow victory of 72 votes. But after a correction was made in one county, it turned out his Republican opponent, Richard McIntyre, had won by 34 votes.

McIntyre was certified the winner -- which is when the trouble usually starts for a Republican.

Again, a majority Democrat House refused to seat the certified winner in a close election. I'm sure it was just a coincidence that the winner was a Republican.

Consequently, Indiana performed yet another recount of the entire district, which again showed that Republican McIntyre was the winner -- this time by 418 votes. Now he was really asking for it. The nerve of this guy! Hey, buddy, do you mind? We're trying to throw an election over here!

As The Washington Post reported at the time: There were "no allegations of fraud" in the recount and 90 percent of ballot disqualifications had been agreed to "by election commissions dominated by Democrats."

So naturally the House refused to seat the Republican even though he had received the most votes (hereinafter referred to as "the winner"). The House proceeded to conduct its own recount. (If you haven't detected a pattern by this point, please ask your doctor if Prilosec is right for you.)

This time, instead of ordering the district to hold another election, the Democratic House saved all concerned a lot of time and money by simply declaring Democrat Frank McCloskey the winner by four votes.

The vote-theft most like Minnesota this year was the infamous 2004 gubernatorial election in Washington State. The Republican won the race on election night, but ballots favoring the Democrat kept being "discovered" until the Democrat finally eked out a majority. At that point, the recount was immediately halted and the Democrat declared the victor.

You would have to go back to Reconstruction to find an election that was stolen by the Republicans this way, but it's all in a day's work for the Democrats.

That's why they were so testy about the 2000 Florida election. It was the one time in the last century Republicans wouldn't let Democrats steal an election they lost by less than a thousand votes.

No matter how many times Democrats steal elections, Republicans keep thinking the next time will be different. Minnesota is famously clean, isn't it? It must be different. It's not different. It's still the Democrats.

The best part about Ann Coulter is how much the Dipshitocrats hate her. They hate her like they hate Rush Limbaugh. Find a Dipshitocrat blog and it won't take you three minutes to find some lib bitching up a storm about Ann Coulter. THEY HATE HER. Ha ha, tough shit.

Complete idiocy in government

Monica Ramos embraces her husband, former U.S. Border Patrol agent Ignacio Ramos, two days before he was sentenced to 11 years in prison (Courtesy El Paso Times)

A team of Mexican drug smugglers unloaded $1 million worth of drugs across the U.S. border, spraying bullets at U.S. Border Patrol agents with automatic weapons, but the agents dared not return fire – as one official said they fear losing their jobs or ending up behind bars like agents Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean.

Ramos and Compean are serving 11- and 12-year prison sentences, respectively, for shooting an illegal alien drug dealer while he smuggled nearly 750 pounds of marijuana across the border. They were convicted of assault, discharge of a weapon in the commission of a crime of violence and deprivation of civil rights. More here:

Yeah, no shit pals. I'd feel the same way. All these fucking libs want to do is put the police in jail instead of the criminals. If it were me, I'd just collect my check and look the other way whenever possible.

Closed for Christmas - Will reopen 12-29

I'll prolly make a few posts before 12/29.

Hey - STOP KILLING THE PLANET!

SCIENTISTS have warned that Christmas lights are bad for the planet due to huge electricity waste and urged people to get energy efficient festive bulbs.

CSIRO researchers said householders should know that each bulb turned on in the name of Christmas will increase emissions of greenhouse gases. The rest here:

Ok, so now that you know, are you going to just KEEP KILLING THE PLANET? ... WELL? ... ARE YOU? Go right ahead, planet-killer boy. But you'll be sorry ... you'llllll be sorry!!!!!

Uncle Buck's Jerky

Hardware used:

Dehydrator (best) or Conventional oven.

Jerky Works Kit.

Season used:

NESCO’s Jerky Spice (Original) or http://www.nesco.com/ or Boulineau’s, and sometimes Wal-Mart when seasonal items are not out!

Also, for that extra kick, add 1 TBL of cayenne pepper per lb of meat!

Directions:
Mix 1 lb of ground lean meat (Beef, Bison, Venison) with 1 pack of Nesco’s Jerky Spice mix.

Using your hands, work the spice mix into lean meat in a bowl until season is mixed thoroughly. Then make golf ball size meatballs and place in a tray.

Setup a workspace using tin foil or wax paper. I find this works best because it will slide across the counter as you press out the jerky, making even slices whereas a plate would only make the jerky look like an accordion.

Using the Jerky gun included in the kit, place meat balls into the gun, close and tighten by pushing the ram forward until you see meat pushing out the press. Begin pressing out your strips of jerky (3 or 4 pulls work best). Use a knife to cut the ends from the jerky gun.

After pressing out 2 or 3 strips of jerky, transfer the strips over to the dehydrator tray using a long bladed knife. Once all the meat has been pressed out and placed into the dehydrator, grab yourself a beer or two and wait 2 hours while the dehydrator works at 145 degrees.

After 2 hours, remove each piece of jerky one at a time and press out any excess fat using a paper towel and folding over the jerky on the counter, then place it back into the tray.

Let the meat dehydrate for another 4 hour and check. If done, remove and let cool.

If you like that outback flavor, you can “Cold Smoke” the jerky which adds a lot of smoke flavor by inverting smoke from a grill over thru a chimney and into a box.

Shown below, I used a small amount of charcoal (8 Briskets) and a couple handfuls of Mesquite wood chips Take an empty paper towel tube and cut a hole about the same size into a small box which is filled with 3lbs of beef jerky.

The ideal here is: vent the smoke over without the heat, which passes thru the box full of jerky for about 10 mins. Then place box in the freezer for 10 min to prevent the jerky from cooking any further.

Venus Flytrap catches unwary fly

Anybody been here?

From the Fail Blog.

Ingrate needs to be taught lesson

A Muslim lawyer has launched an extraordinary rant against Christmas, branding the celebration 'evil'.

Hate preacher Anjem Choudary claimed the festival was the 'pathway to hell' and urged his followers to boycott it.

'In the world today many Muslims, especially those residing in Western countries, are exposed to the evil celebration Christmas,' he raged in a sermon broadcast on the internet.

'Many take part in the festival celebrations by having Christmas turkey dinners.

'Decorating the house, purchasing Christmas trees or having Christmas turkey meals are completely prohibited by Allah.

'Many still practise this corrupt celebration as a remembrance of the birth of Jesus.

His family lives on £25,000-a-year benefit handout while he has gained notoriety as a firebrand speaker lauded by extremist groups.

Wait, he's on welfare? I thought he was a lawyer.

In the past he has demanded the execution of the Pope, organised mass demonstrations against the publication of cartoons which allegedly insulted Mohammed and urged Muslims to have more babies to take over the UK. Excerpts - the rest here:

Found it at Black & Right.