Evil Klown - Exposing Idiocy

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Is EVERYBODY a jackass now?

This is Vincente Fox -- Remember this shithead? He was the President of Mexico.

Last night he was on TV and I heard him accuse the minutemen of racism ... THAT'S RIGHT ... HE CALLED THEM RACISTS.

You know why? Because he knows that Americans are mostly idiots who allow themselves to be convinced there are witches everywhere. And all Americans hate witches. WHY? They don't know why -- and to an American, it isn't necessary to know why -- it is only necessary that you hate/love what the media tells you to hate/love.

Anyway -- why does he call them racists? I guess he assumes that if Mexicans were more Anglo-Saxon, then the minutemen wouldn't be there.

Do you really think he's that stupid? I don't. But I DO think that he thinks most Americans are complete idiots. COMPLETE idiots that will believe ANYTHING the press tells them -- no matter how idiotic the premise.

Think about it -- he went on American TV -- looked straight at the camera and called the minutemen racists (and he didna crack a smile.) Just like when Harry Reid went on the floor of the US Senate the other day to denounce Rush Limbaugh as "Anti-Troop." Absolutely laughable -- and yet -- there he sits -- as a GOD DAMN SENATOR for Christ's sake - ARE THE PEOPLE OF NEVADA RETARDED? -- but I digress.

Also -- if Americans were illegally crossing into Mexico -- do you think Presdink Bush would holler "WITCH" if Mexicans were protecting their side of the border? If not -- WHY not?

Do you think the American press will cover this? They should be squawking and screaming as if someone just ate a McDonald burger. But they won't. And why do you think that is? It's a real stumper, ain't it?

Democrats take enemies' side - AGAIN

FROM A NEWSPAPER IN PAKISTAN

US appears guilty of torture: Pelosi

WASHINGTON: The United States appears to be illegally torturing terror suspects contrary to denials by President George W Bush, House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi said on Sunday.

The country’s highest ranking Democrat also said that she still hoped to get most US troops out of Iraq by the end of 2008, despite the party’s repeated failure to win over enough Republicans in Congress to an exit strategy.

Interviewed on Fox News, Pelosi said reported interrogation tactics such as simulated drowning, head slapping and exposure to extreme temperatures would amount to banned torture. “There is a legal definition of torture that I believe this would fit. The president says it is not,” she said. But the House speaker said she had received only limited briefings from the Bush administration on its interrogation tactics, and had not seen a controversial 2005 memo issued by the Justice Department.

Justice Dept authorising torture: The New York Times on Thursday alleged that the Justice Department document had authorised and justified the use of violent techniques in interrogations of “war on terror” suspects.

The legal department document was circulated in the same year that Congress adopted a law banning cruel, inhumane and degrading treatment, the Times said.

“This government does not torture people. We stick to US law and our international obligations,” Bush insisted on Friday.

Way to go Nancy Pelosi - you traitorous Democrat piece of shit. Why must you ALWAYS take the side of the enemies of America? Is it for political reasons? If so, you must be charged with treason. Is it because you don't know the difference between "torture" and "aggressive interrogation?" Is it because you really believe that America is always in the wrong? If so, this land is not for you. Come to think of it -- you look pretty good in a ha-jib -- now get the whole veil/burka thing going and I might be able to stomach looking at you.

Hmmm - "Pelosi" sounds like it could replace "piece of shit" in everyday vernacular.

You can't humiliate a jackass

“Ward Churchill to teach unsanctioned course on CU campus”

Fired University of Colorado professor Ward Churchill will return to the Boulder campus next week to begin teaching an unsanctioned course that’s being organized by his student supporters.

University officials have distanced themselves from the planned lecture series — slated to begin Tuesday night — and say that Churchill remains terminated.

The students organizing Churchill’s teachings say the series is intended for those who “missed out” on his years as an American Indian studies professor and as head of the ethnic studies department at CU.

Neither Churchill nor his student backers could be reached for comment Thursday.

“He’s a professor, he likes to teach people — so that’s what he’s doing,” said David Lane, Churchill’s attorney, who was unaware of his client’s planned lecture series.

CU officials released a statement Thursday afternoon emphasizing that any students who attend Churchill’s discussions will not receive credit and the lectures aren’t endorsed by the university or considered to be sanctioned academic coursework.

According to details posted on several Churchill-tracking blogs, the former professor’s free lecture series — expected to run this fall and next spring — begins with a session from 6:30 to 9:15 p.m. Tuesday in Humanities room 1B80. Syllabi will be handed out to students along with a schedule of class times and locations.

Churchill’s supporters can hold the classes on campus because the university allows student groups to reserve classrooms when they are not in use.

Hey -- Churchill -- you're not an Indian, you jackass -- so stop pretending.

After the kids find out there are other things in life than listening to a pathetic old fuck like you, you'll be lucky to be left with three mentally ill "students." Let's all hope none of them turn out to be homicidal maniacs, eh? You know -- peeps that really want to "show their love" for you.

One last thing -- I know you've heard this before -- but GET A HAIRCUT -- YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Hey -- CONGRESS

You wanna do something useful? ... Stop worrying about whether people are playing poker on the internet and START restricting jackass businesses from putting "account info enclosed" on every envelope I receive.

Just kidding of course ... I don't want you retards making rules for businesses. When the American people get smart enough, they'll organize and drive a couple of these businesses into bankruptcy ... then it'll stop ... and you know what else? .. it'll stick.

Just as objective as the mainstream media

Yeah - he looks like a genius

Alexander Pichushkin is followed by a policeman as he enters the courtroom for preliminary hearings at a Moscow court in this August 13, 2007 file picture. A Russian man told a court on Tuesday how he fell in love with killing after his first murder - of a classmate - and admitted to the murder of 60 people, eleven more than he had been charged with. Picture taken August 13, 2007.

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian man accused of murdering 49 people asked a court on Tuesday to add another eleven victims to his tally, and told a jury when he first strangled a man it was like falling in love for the first time.

Supermarket worker Alexander Pichushkin, 33, has been branded the 'chessboard murderer' by Russian newspapers because he hoped to put a coin on every square of a 64-place chessboard for each murder.

"A first killing is like your first love. You never forget it," he said from a cage in the courtroom, after explaining how he started killing at age 18 with the murder of a classmate.

Pichushkin said he had suggested to his classmate that they kill someone, but when his friend refused, "I sent him to heaven." He then smirked at the jury.

"The closer a person is to you, and the better you know them, the more pleasurable it is to kill them," he said.

"In all the cases I killed for only one reason. I killed in order to live, because when you kill, you want to live." More here:

Oh -- well -- now it makes more sense -- and yet -- I'm still not totally convinced. Perhaps the rooskies will let The Klown strangle that fucker after he gets the death sentence -- you know -- just to see if it makes me "want to live."

The Klown figures it would be more like masturbating when you were little -- where you're choking the the serial killer very close to death -- but then stop for a few seconds -- and you do that a few times and finally "finish him off." And then you feel all guilty and disgusted with yourself -- but the NEXT DAY -- you're right back in there -- OFFING ANOTHER WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT SERIAL KILLER. YOU JUST CAN'T STOP!!!

Monday, October 8, 2007

High quaility video - cinnamon attempt

http://www.evilchili.com/mediaview/14190/Woman_Pukes_After_Attempting_The_Cinnamon_Challenge

Gay escort gets around

Rev. Ted Haggard resigned from his post at the New Life Church in Colorado amid allegations from Jones.

The alleged former escort of Rev. Ted Haggard, Mike Jones, pictured left, alleges that embattled Sen. Larry Craig "saw him".

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The male escort responsible for the downfall of Christian evangelist leader Ted Haggard is now alleging that embattled Senator Larry Craig also came to see him.

While promoting his new book during a radio interview with KNWQ-AM in Palm Springs Wednesday night, Mike Jones hesitated from making the allegation on the air.

Management for the radio station says Jones told them he would reveal something about Idaho Senator Larry Craig on the "Bulldog Bill Feingold Show."

While he hesitated doing so on the air, a NewsChannel 3 camera was rolling when he made the accusation during a commercial break.

Feingold asked whether the Senator had seen Jones in a hotel room.

Jones responded, "No, he came to see me."

Jones then added, "His travel records to Denver have been documented. That's what I wanted to say."

NewsChannel 3 asked Senator Craig's office to comment on the allegations that Craig came to Denver to see Jones, who calls himself a gay escort.

Craig's office said in response, "Mike Jones' allegations are completely false."
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Yeah -- sure they are -- and he was lying about Haggard too -- right?

Anyway -- as Ace says:
" Why on earth an avowed heterosexual like Mr. Craig would want to visit with a gay hustler I have no idea. It doesn't even make sense when you think about it.

Hahahahaha

New Golf Terms

Got this in e-mail from my favorite commie - Hector.

. A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole

. A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read

. A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't.

. A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution

. An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim

. An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker

. A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another

. A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand

. A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect

. A *Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water

. A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed

. An *O. J. Simpson* - got away with it

. A * Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver

. A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver

. A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading

. A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

. A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good

. A *circus tent* - a BIG top

. An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

. A * Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole

. A *Pat Buchanan*--too far to the right, out of play

. A *Nancy Pelosi*-too far left, clueless on how to get home from there

Dan Rather - Oops - busted again

DAN RATHER VOWED TO LEAK BUSH GUARD DOCS TO NEW YORK TIMES -- IF CBS SPIKED

Heyyyy - I thought Dan Rather was saying he got pressure from his bosses at CBS?? I thought he said THEY MADE HIM DO IT. Well -- I'm shocked now -- cuz this makes Rather look like he was pulling for the Democrats -- that can't be true -- CAN IT??

Former CBSNEWS anchor Dan Rather pressured CBS to air the failed Bush/National Guard story in September 2004, Howard Kurtz reports in his new blockbuster book: REALITY SHOW: INSIDE THE LAST GREAT TELEVISION NEWS RACE. Rather claims in his lawsuit against CBS that he wasn't involved in the final decision to run the Memogate story.

After finishing nearly two years of research, Kurtz unleashes his book this week.

Excerpt:

The night before the story was tentatively scheduled to air, Rather was sitting at the anchor desk, with less than half an hour before the start of the Evening News. He called Josh Howard, who had recently been named as executive producer of 60 Minutes Wednesday, and asked what they were doing to promote his story.

“We’re not,” Howard said. “We haven’t gotten the lawyers to sign off. The script isn’t finished. We haven’t even talked to the White House. I’m not going to start promoting a story when we don’t know what we have.” That was not the answer Rather wanted to hear.

“Other people are chasing this story,” he said. “We’re going to lose our exclusive. We have to get our hooks into the story.”

When Howard again refused, Rather raised the stakes.

“I’m going to give one of the documents to The New York Times to run in Wednesday’s paper,” he said. “They’ll have to credit CBS News. That way we can put our stamp on it.”

“You can’t do that either,” Howard said. “We haven’t finished vetting this.” Rather grumbled and hung up. To raise the specter of giving away a scoop to a competing news outlet was practically unheard of.

Howard, who had once been an Evening News producer, had never been subjected to this kind of pressure. He did, however, have a backup plan. They were still in rerun season, so if the Guard story failed to get the green light, he had a previously aired program ready to go.

Hey -- Dan -- consider yourself lucky -- cuz in the Klown's ideal world, pieces of shit like you would be punished -- severely.

Global warming problem for fashionistas

So worried are some fashion houses about the impact climate change is having on the way we dress and shop, they are calling in the climate experts.

The Wall Street Journal reported last month that American retail giant Liz Claiborne Inc had enlisted a New York climatologist to speak to 30 of its executives on topics ranging from the types of fabrics they should be using to the timing of retail deliveries and seasonal markdowns.

"There's really no such thing as defined autumn/winter and spring/summer collections any more," says Margaret Porritt, of Melbourne fashion label Feathers.

"The whole fashion system will have to change," Beppe Modenese, founder of Milan Fashion Week, told The New York Times last week.

"The fashion system must adapt to the reality that there is no strong difference between summer and winter any more… You can't have everyone showing four times a year to present the same thing. People are not prepared to invest in these clothes that, from one season to the other, use the same fabrics at the same weight."

Yes -- and the "global warming" geniuses have to use every "worst case scenario" possible so they can show it's changed 1 degree centigrade in the past 100 years.

Yep -- 1 degree fucks up ALL the Klown's clothing choices -- oh wait -- no it doesn't -- but then again, I'm not a clucking mental midget myrmidon.

Seriously -- how stupid are these people?

Repeat criminal "Can't believe this crap"

Guy steals donut - might get 30 years.

Of course -- he's a habitual criminal who doesn't learn and will never stop -- but that's unimportant -- right? My heart is really bleeding about this miscarriage of justice.

Scott A. Masters, 41, is accused of shoplifting the pastry and pushing a store worker who tried to stop him. The worker was unhurt. But with that shove, his shoplifting turned into a strong-arm robbery. Masters, who appeared in court Friday, is stunned. The prosecutor shows no signs of backing down. In fact, because Masters has a prior record, he could get a sentence of 30 years to life.

It was about 11 a.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 6. The store was in a lull. Gibbs, who could see the doughnut case from her station, said she saw Masters slip the doughnut into the pocket of his hooded sweatshirt.

She turned to a co-worker and said, "I saw him take a doughnut. Let's see if he pays for it."

They watched Masters as he strolled past the seven green checkout lanes and out a side door between the customer service desk and the pharmacy, passing under a giant "Country Mart Thanks You" sign.

Gibbs' co-worker followed Masters into the parking lot. The co-worker, a 54-year-old woman, demanded that Masters come inside, according to the police report. He offered to give the doughnut back. She declined and grabbed his arm.

That is when Masters allegedly delivered "a backhanded punch to the chest" and took off running, police said.

Masters is a small man, wiry, about 5-foot-6, with short-cropped hair, a graying goatee and hound-dog eyes. He is a "frequent flier" at the St. Francois County detention center.

"Yeah, Scotty is well known," said Deputy Sheriff Dennis Smith, reviewing Masters' criminal history.

Masters, who lives in the nearby town of Park Hills, has been arrested more than a dozen times: for being drunk, for shoplifting, for missed court dates, for marijuana possession. He spent most of the 1990s and a stretch from 2000 to 2004 in state prison for the felonies of torching a car to collect insurance and possessing methamphetamine ingredients. More here:

The Klown says: It's just this kind of shit-eating prick who needs to go to jail and stay there.

Masters briefly appeared in court Friday. His case was continued until next month. He is shaken by the possibility of a third felony conviction. A prosecutor could pursue an enhanced sentence. As a persistent offender, Masters could face a murderer's term.

"I can't believe this crap," Masters said.

LMAO - That makes two of us -- I can't believe it took so long for people to understand what a complete waste you are -- now get the fuck out of my society, you jackass -- AND STAY OUT.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

I liked this pic

From Bits and Pieces:

The Klown hates finheads

From Bits and Pieces:
Hey lady -- wanna join the Klown club? We have room for one more arrogant finhead -- instead of "The Klown" your nickname will be "The Klunt. "

I wasna aware of this

From Bits and Pieces:

If you look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of a gas pump. The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the pump. If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left. If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right (see photo below). It is that simple!

Yes -- Totally "Objective" Jourrrrrrnalists

From Newsbusters:

Yes -- the Associated Press has a huge story about a politician full of lies and corruption. The only thing is, try as they might. they just weren't able to find out his political party affiliation. It's the darndest thing.

The formula stays true -- if they leave out the party affiliation, it's a liberal Democrat -- 100% of the time. Unless it's something good, of course, then they leave it out if it's a conservative.

Atlantic City Mayor Drops Out of Sight
By WAYNE PARRY – 1 day ago

ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. (AP) — Under federal investigation for embellishing his Army service in Vietnam, a groggy-sounding Mayor Robert Levy called in sick at City Hall, climbed into his city-issued Dodge Durango and seemingly dropped off the face of the Earth.

A spokesman issued a 36-word statement saying the mayor was going on indefinite medical leave. That was a week and a half ago. Aides say he is in a hospital, but they won't say where, why or for how long.

The mystery and the gathering scandal over Levy's military record have worried civic leaders in this seaside casino resort, which has a long history of corruption, with four of the last eight mayors busted on graft charges and one-third of last year's nine-member City Council in prison or under house arrest.

"It's a national embarrassment," said City Councilman Bruce Ward, who asked a judge Friday to declare the mayor's seat officially vacant and clear the way for the council to name a replacement.

"We have entertainment companies that are considering investing billions of dollars in Atlantic City. They need to know there is stability in Atlantic City. And we have 40,000 residents here who need to be protected."

Last fall, The Press of Atlantic City investigated Levy's accounts of his wartime service and used military records to verify that Levy was a 20-year Army veteran with two Bronze Stars and two tours of duty in Vietnam. But the newspaper found he was not a member of the storied Green Berets, as he had claimed.

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