This is what happens when libs are in charge

From Neatorama:

Future National Library of the Czech Republic is a Green Blob

Mark Levin - Nationalize health care ??

Mark Levin - The Great One
Download or stream his radio show (current or past shows) for free here.I love these - no commercials -- each show is about an hour and 15 mins.

Another "past behavior=future behavior" shocker

Prolly his first arrest

Father finds pervert in kid's bedroom with chemical-soaked rags.

Yes -- I don't know what I was thinking? -- Why .. I've never done this before.

Video here:

ROFL @ Liberal Idiot Judge

From Drudge:

Ok -- this guy is a wanted felon, right?

Now he's making illegal donations to the liberals ... gets caught and turns himself in.

Keep in mind, he's wanted cuz he bolted the last time he was supposed to show up for court -- but HE DIDNA.

So -- he bolted last time -- but that's no sign he'll bolt this time -- right? I mean, we all have to "keep an open mind and not be judgmental." - Accent on the "mental" (Right ... if you have the brain of a fucking brainwashed idiot liberal.)

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. (AP) - Disgraced Democratic fundraiser Norman Hsu was a wanted man again after he failed to show up for a court date Wednesday and a judge issued a new warrant for his arrest.

Hsu, whose criminal past has roiled the campaigns of top presidential candidates, was scheduled to ask a judge to cut in half the $2 million bail he posted last week when he turned himself in after spending 15 years on the lam from a felony theft conviction.

Instead, San Mateo Superior Court Judge Robert Foiles ordered Hsu's bail forfeited to the county and issued a new arrest warrant. If Hsu is arrested again, he will be jailed without bail this time. (Oh -- this is too funny -- THIS TIME HE'S TOAST -- YOU KNOW -- IF WE EVER CATCH HIM AGAIN)

More here:

And now ... the Klown's take

I updated this so I'm bringing it to the top.
Here's the call with Senator Craig.

1 - I don't give two shits if he's gay or not.

2 - Seems to me, though, if he's gay, he shouldna be writing anti-gay legislation.

3 - If the Klown were in an airport bathroom (and he has been, many times) he wouldna allow some other guy's foot to touch his for more than 1/2 second. In addition to that, if the touch DID happen by accident ... and then the guy started moving his foot up and down slowly ... I would have snatched my foot away with such force, I'd have been in traction for a week ... thus allowing the other guy to escape unscathed.

4 - Sure is brutal -- we all know he's gay -- but then he stands up there and claims "I'm not gay ... I never have been gay" (as if it's possible to be gay and then straight -- sheeeeesh.) HEY -- HOMO -- just make a clean breast of it -- you'll feel much better when you get it off your chest.

The guy is from another era. The old days ... you know ... when being gay was a choice.

And that brings me to another one I love -- "sexual preference." (I'm about to digress but fuck it) I hear that on radio and TV all the time. Prepare yourself -- the Klown is about to make the call:

OK -- here's the deal -- if you're a heterosexual man -- and you're on a deserted island with a man and a woman -- of course you're going to try to have sex with the woman -- all things being equal. But let's say the woman dies ... are you going to have sex with the man?

If you are -- I shall tell you, you aren't a heterosexual man -- you're a bisexual man. Cuz there's no such thing as PREFERENCE, my dear hoppage ... there is only ORIENTATION ... that is to say HOW GOD (The Universe for you atheist fucks) MADE YOU.

I.E. - The Klown does not "PREFER" women over men. It's more of a requirement than a "preference". That would be like saying -- "well -- I 'prefer' women -- but if women aren't available, I'll go ahead and take a man." --- NAY, QUOTHE I, WITH A PROPER PRIDE -- NAYYYYYY.

You can "prefer" a steak -- but "settle" for a hamburger -- capisce? Doesn't work the same for sex though. There will be no "settling."

FOR EXAMPLE -- I could be stuck on a deserted island for 100 years with Brad Pit -- and I'm NEVER -- NEVER -- DO YOU HEAR ME -- going to think -- "hey -- nice ass." Meanwhile -- it would only be about 30 seconds with Crystal Bernard -- and maybe a year with the Queen of England --- am I making myself clear? Good -- now go forth and never say "sexual preference" again.

GUESS WHO! - LITTLE MISS PREFERENCE!

Texans know how to deal with Jackasses

Wednesday's execution is first of five for September
9/3/2007 3:39 PM
By: Associated Press

Here's what the jackass looks like.

HUNTSVILLE, Texas -- A South Carolina drifter, Tony Roach, arrested in Oklahoma is set to die Wednesday night for killing a woman nine years ago in Amarillo.

Roach is to die for strangling 37-year-old Ronnie Dawn Hewitt in 1998 after breaking into her apartment. His punishment would bring to 24 the number of executions in Texas this year, equaling the total for all of last year.

GO TEXAS GO!!!!
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Also -- there's THIS:

According to the New York Times:
Texas has protected the right to “stand your ground” and use deadly force to protect oneself at home without first trying to retreat since 1995. And a law that took effect on Saturday expanded that so-called “castle doctrine” to apply to public spaces. Notice the words "public spaces." The Klown loves it ---- LOVES IT. They should call it the "watch out jackass" law.

Musician Is Killed for Banging on a Door

DALLAS, Sept. 4 — A Texas rock musician (jackass) was shot to death here early Monday by a neighbor who fired through a closed door, thinking he was scaring off a burglar.

The incident occurred just three days after a new law took effect strengthening the right of Texans to use deadly force to protect themselves and their property.

The musician, Jeffrey Carter Albrecht, 34, a keyboardist with Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians and the Dallas rock band Sorta, was shot in the head after he startled a man and his wife about 4 a.m. by pounding and kicking at their back door, the police said. Mr. Albrecht had just assaulted his girlfriend, who lives next door and had locked him out of her house, the police said.

The neighbor, who has not been identified by the police, was awakened by his wife’s screams that someone was breaking into their home, according to the police report. The man yelled for the person to go away, but when the pounding continued, he fired through the top of the door. (NO -- REALLY -- GO AWAY)

Mr. Albrecht, who was about 6-foot-5, was struck in the head.

Oh -- too bad, JACKASS. Cracks me up -- some dumbass thinks it's ok to go bother people at 4 in the morning -- cuz, you know, he's a musician and EVERYBODY is up at that time -- everybody except those people with real jobs of course.

Note to the rest of you jackasses in Texas -- stay your jack-ass at home in the middle of the night -- DO NOT go forth, willy-nilly fucking with us poor work-a-day slobs -- cuz NOW ... we can KILL you for it -- just as God intended.

More here:

But listen to the Dipshitocrat:
Borris Miles, a Democratic state representative from Houston and a former schools police officer, opposed the legislation, which was signed into law in March.

In July, Mr. Miles confronted a robber at his home construction site and shot him in the leg. No charges were filed, but he said he still opposed the new law.

“We have a right to defend ourselves in our home. I support that and I always will,” Mr. Miles said. But the law went too far, he said, by expanding the right to use deadly force in the workplace and one’s automobile.

LMAO -- he doesn't want you to be able to stand your ground at your workplace or in your car. WAY TO GO, DIPSHITOCRAT. Seriously -- WTF IS WRONG WITH DEMOCRATS??

Yep -- Police training as it should be

Video is about 5 mins or so.
lol @ PCP=Pound crooks persisently.

Objective idiot breaks ribs

From Newsbusters:
I UPDATED THIS SO I MOVED IT UP:

Remember this? When the Presidink fell off the Segway -- the Daily Mirror had the following headline:

"You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you Mr President,"

It might not have been instant, but the bad karma a former British tabloid editor got calling President Bush "an idiot" for falling off a Segway in 2003 got him four years later as he broke three ribs when he accidentally hit a curb driving a - wait for it - Segway (h/t Say Anything via Glenn Reynolds).

As reported by Access Hollywood on August 21 (emphasis added):

Piers Morgan may be a great judge of "talent," but clearly, riding a segway is not one of his own.

The "America's Got Talent" judge broke several ribs this weekend as a result of a Segway accident, and may not be able to appear on tonight's season finale.

Oh -- too bad -- really. Broken ribs huh -- hope it's really painful -- JACKASS.

UPDATE - FOUND THIS VIDEO AT ACE OF SPADES BLOG:
You all saw what an "idiot" looks like when he falls off a Segway -- now check out what a GENIUS looks like when he breaks his ribs falling off a Segway.

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Levin - Genius Democrats - Idiot Republicans

I forget if I posted this -- If I already posted it, it's still funny the second time. It's about 1 minute long.

Hey -- Pipe down, dipshit

Rivera, who as a fledgling lawyer in the ’70s counseled the Puerto Rican nationalist group the Young Lords, says he can’t stomach the politicians and pundits who are stoking “anti-immigrant hysteria,” and his antipathy extends to some of his colleagues at Fox.

“Michelle Malkin is the most vile, hateful commentator I’ve ever met in my life,” he says. “She actually believes that neighbors should start snitching out neighbors, and we should be deporting people.

“It’s good she’s in D.C. and I’m in New York,” Rivera sneers. “I’d spit on her if I saw her.”

Yeah -- it figures.

Can't find his party affiliation

From Drudge:

Broward Sheriff Ken Jenne resigns; sources say will plead guilty to tax, mail fraud

FORT LAUDERDALE - Broward Sheriff Ken Jenne resigned Tuesday and sources said he has agreed to plead guilty to several counts of income tax evasion and mail fraud, ending a two-year investigation into his private and public business dealings.

In a plea agreement reached Friday, Jenne agreed to a deal in which federal prosecutors will make no recommendation on the sentence he should face, according to sources familiar with the investigation.However, sentencing guidelines for the charges could range from 18 to 24 months in federal prison.
More here: (Huge article -- but nowhere does it mention whether he's a Republican or a Democrat.)

Fear not -- the Klown was suspicious and Googled 'er.

Ken Jenne
Kenneth Jenne is a Democratic Politician, former Florida legislator, and the current Sheriff of Broward County, Florida. As the Sheriff, he heads the Broward County Sheriff's Office.

What a shocker, huh? You're sure fooling us, OBJECTIVE JOURRRRRRNALISTS.

And another thing

I just can't let this Nifong thing go.

Here he was -- perfectly willing to prosecute people that HE KNEW were probably innocent.

Trying his damndest to put these people away for up to 30 years. Even lying and cheating to do it.

AND he did it for his own personal gain -- political re-election.

He gets caught -- and the judge gives him one DAMN day in jail. ONE DAMN DAY.

WAY TO GO, JACKASS JUDGE. If being a jackass were a martial art, you'd BOTH be ninjas.

What's the call with the "Contributors?"

I have two "contributors" listed on this blog -- but they never (hardly ever) "contribute" anything ... and they're never ... (hardly ever) ... they're hardly ever sick at sea.

She's so much smarter than you unsoph-idiots

From Newsbusters:


In an Entertainment Weekly interview, Jodie Foster explained her views on guns, “I don't believe that any gun should be in the hand of a thinking, feeling, breathing human being.”

She also said it is “shameful” that the “unsophisticated people who see a sophisticated movie” will cheer when she goes after the bad guys who kill her fiance in her new vigilante movie “The Brave One”

WEEKLY: There's a rallying moment in The Brave One when you stick a gun in a bad guy's face and say, ''I want my dog back.'' How are you going to feel about the audience cheering on your character as she starts hunting people down?JODIE FOSTER: It's shameful, but that's human and that's who we are as human beings. There will be unsophisticated people who see a sophisticated movie. Just like there were in The Accused. And thank God I only went to one screening of that movie with an audience.

Sophisticated movie? ROFL -- Save it you dumb snatch -- show us your tits.

Gestapo needs to be GESTOPPED

From Newsbusters:

Actor and commentator Ben Stein strongly defended Larry Craig on Friday's "Your World with Neil Cavuto," arguing that the police officer who arrested the Idaho Republican senator used "Gestapo tactics" to "browbeat" him into pleading guilty when, in fact, Craig had not committed any illegal act.

"He didn't do anything. He tapped his foot," Stein said. "And I don't like the idea that people are sitting in the next stall from you at a public bathroom listening to whether or not you tap your foot. This is, as I said, Gestapo tactics, Gestapo, Gestapo, Gestapo. It's not America."

The Klown's favorite is when they set up roadblocks -- you know -- just to check you out -- see what you're up to.

I'll bet Madison, Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, would all be happy -- this is probably JUST the FREEDOM they had in mind for us.

Jackass

Yep -- they got Senator Craig

And here's some of what Mark Levin has to say about it:

Today some Republicans pat themselves on the back for their “courageous” stand against liberal charges of hypocrisy as they were early in their denunciation of Craig.

Now, these would be the same liberals who show routinely their hypocrisy embracing Bill Clinton (accused of rape), Barney Frank (accused of allowing his home to be used for male prostitution), and the late Gerry Studds (who had sex repeatedly with a seventeen-year-old page). These Republicans fear the “culture of corruption” label the liberals have assigned them and aren’t quite sure how to respond to it. Mostly, they refuse to fire back by highlighting the numerous examples of demonstrable sleaze involving William Jefferson (alleged bribe), Alan Mollohan (alleged self-dealing), John Murtha (earmarks related to his brother), Dianne Feinstein (her husband profiting from military contracts), Hillary Clinton (Norman Hsu, et al), and, of course, the aforementioned Clinton, Frank, and Studds examples.

There is indeed a culture of corruption, and it extends well beyond any single politician. It swirls around big government. It always has and it always will.

It has become institutionalized in many ways. And that culture of corruption celebrates clever word games used by unelected judges to exercise power they don’t have as they rewrite the Constitution; it demeans people of faith who speak out against the culture of corruption and for — dare I say — family values; it undermines and seeks to demoralize Americans in uniform as they fight a horrible enemy on the battlefield; it demonizes entrepreneurs and successful enterprises; it uses race, age, religion, gender, and whatever works to balkanize Americans; and so on.

This is the real culture of corruption. Let’s call it what it is — modern liberalism. And its impact on our society is far worse than the disorderly-conduct misdemeanor to which Larry Craig pled guilty and for which he has now resigned.

— Mark R. Levin, a former Reagan-administration Department of Justice aide, is president of the Landmark Legal Foundation and nationally syndicated radio-talk-show host.
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Fuzzy Zoeller - delayed Baby-Doo-Doo

For the record -- Fuzzy Zoeller is one of the Klown's favorite players of all time. He's the guy that Tiger Woods allowed to get fucked by the media many years ago. Granted, Tiger was just a kid at the time -- but the Klown thinks that Tiger should have made things right by now.

Anyway -- gotta love this shot -- THE BABY-DOO-DOO -- THE ZOOM-ZOOM-ZOOM. THE APPLIED SCHPINAROOSKI.

The ball comes to a stop about 2 inches out of the frame on the right -- it sits still there for about 5 seconds.

Also for the record -- the Klown has played no golf -- going on about 2 years now.
Here's a link where you can see the ball after it stops:

Democrats call for new hearings

Here's what the fuckwit looks like:

Yes folks -- the media tried it's best to cover it up -- but it seems one of Hillary's biggest contributors was a felon wanted by the FBI. He gave more money than he was allowed (and he's allowed a lot) by busting it up into small pieces and giving it to his friends and family -- with the understanding that it would go to Hillary.

Fear not though -- the Democrat congress is on the job -- you know -- they hate the culture of corruption and so forth. Therefore -- without further ado, they have called for investigations and hearings to get to the bottom of the matter.

Oh -- wait -- no they haven't ... And you'll never hear of it either -- the Democrat media will be sure of that.

Way to go, jackass Democrats.

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REDWOOD CITY, Calif. (AP) - A top Democratic fundraiser wanted as a fugitive in California turned himself in Friday to face a grand theft charge.
San Mateo County Superior Court Judge H. James Ellis ordered Norman Hsu handcuffed and held on $2 million bond. A bail hearing was scheduled for Sept. 5, at which the judge will consider reducing his bail to $1 million.

Hsu appeared in court accompanied by a lawyer and publicist, both of whom declined to say whether the New York apparel executive would immediately post bail. A warrant was issued for his arrest after he skipped the sentencing for a 1991 grand theft charge.

In the ensuing years, Hsu became a top donor to numerous Democratic candidates and was a fundraiser for presidential contender Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. He also had contributed to Sen. Barack Obama's past Senate campaign and his political action committee.

Six members of the Paw family, each listing the house at 41 Shelbourne Ave. as their residence, have donated a combined $45,000 to the Democratic senator from New York since 2005, for her presidential campaign, her Senate re-election last year and her political action committee. In all, the six Paws have donated a total of $200,000 to Democratic candidates since 2005, election records show.

Here's their house:

More here:

On Friday, Hsu, who has an apparel business in New York, also resigned from the board of trustees of The New School and from the board of governors of The New School's Eugene Lang College. The college received a federal appropriation secured by Clinton last year, but a spokesman for the school said Hsu was not involved in seeking money for the school.

Well of course he wasn't -- don't be ridiculous -- harumph -- HARUMPH, I SAY.

Liberal Democrats are the internal enemy.