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Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey , and apparently now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

He's Just the Attorney General.

How should he know what the law actually says????

Libs...

They get it wrong, they get told they've got it wrong, they keep getting it wrong. It's somewhat as if they're hard of learning hearing...

I know I've personally been over this topic several times- a few times on this very blog- but this is yet another example of choosing a Red Herring rather than debating the facts. I mean, only a fool would argue that it's justifiable to pull anyone over and check their citizenship papers ["papers" I love that usage because it reminds me of all the WWII films I've seen where the Nazis ask everyone for their "papers". Of course, they then say in a very somber tone with very somber and serious and dire background music, "Your papers... are not in order... you must come with us." All the while using their finest, nastiest, Doberman Pinscher German Ockzunt.]

The fact that this is not what the law states nor is it what actually happens. This won't stop the Libs from chanting about the systemic violations of the civil liberties of our brothers and sisters to the south. Obviously (at least to those of you who read and understand this blog), if they chose to argue against the word and spirit of the actual law, they'd have nothing to pass the time.

I'm not going to fault the cartoonist here. Clearly, he's providing a visual commentary on what enough people actually believe to make his drawing popular. The problem here though is that- much like a Jackson Pollock painting with a cigarette extinguished in it- is he making a statement or is he just mocking us? I'll leave that for you to decide.

Wolfram Alpha.

I am not typically in the habit of forwarding links I receive from my father but this one is actually quite useful. Stay with it for at least 30 seconds and you'll see why you'll be bookmarking it.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/screencast/introducingwolframalpha.html

This Has to be a Joke.

From MoonBattery.

Merely a Typo.

The Pledge of Allegiance According to Red Skelton.

He phrases it so simply that Liberals all over would be baffled by its meaning.

Funny.

From MoonBattery.

The Religion of Perpetual Outrage.

These people are peace loving pacifists who wish no harm to come to any westerners. This video takes place at a lecture given by a Swedish artist Lars Vilks- the man who drew a cartoon of Mohammad (Peas be upon him) as a dog. Participants and supporters of the melee chanted "God is great" but in Arabic. You might be more familiar with the peace-cry as "Allah u Akbar".

This was an isolated incident perpetuated by a small and random group of Islamic Extremists students of undisclosed international origins. Except for when they tried to burn his house down.

Libs Love Celebrities.

Uh... What You Said?

Listen, just because you act like there's nothing wrong with what you said, it doesn't mean there's nothing wrong with what you said. Just because you didn't know there was something wrong with what you said, it doesn't mean there wasn't something wrong with what you said.

This video reminds me of an incident with Sean "Diddy" Combs. He had someone vying for a job with him and as a "solution" to a problem, she presented him with Sock Monkeys. Mr. Combs commented, "Didn't she know? That's Sambo!"

For those of you without access to Google, "Sambo" refers to a specific art form which exaggerates the physical features of Black people. A common example of this is so-called "black-face" makeup. Now, you can debate all day long whether or not a Sock Monkey truly is Sambo or not. However, Mr. Combs (aka the big boss) questioned her judgment because "she might not have know this was not okay but she should have known this was not okay." The result of this anecdote is that she was excused from any further responsibility to the company and was politely escorted from the building and told not to return.

The same holds true for using the expression "So she's enjoying penis a little big more, is she?". I mean, sure- "penis" is the clinical term. Sure- phrasing the question like a lady who lunches would makes it sound as polite as possible. But really... must you?

It looks like the crab bucket got to this guy. He tried to play both sides of the fence. He wants to be a serious newscaster in a white man's world but he also feels the overwhelming need to "keep it real" and stay true to his roots and let his "brothers" know he's still one of them. This is a classic instance of what should only happen in movies. People shake their feet of dusty old towns all day long and lose touch with those with whom they grew up. Many of them have regrets. Many of them destroy their chances of success by failing to properly sever the ties which bind them. This poor newscaster is an example of not being able to have your cake and eat it too. Poor guy.

Thanks to WAMK.

Governor Chris Christie tells it like it is

Gov Christie calls S-L columnist thin-skinned for inquiring about his 'confrontational tone'

Remember when the lib media was painting this guy as just a big fat dumb guy? Looks like he's there to take care of "bidness."

And With Which Party is He Affiliated?

It's not until the 4th paragraph. Aka the second to last paragraph. Of course if he were a Republican, it would have been in the 1st paragraph, 1st sentence... or more likely, the headline because you know how crooked all those Republicans are.

Prosecutors seek longer sentence for former NY state senator on federal fraud charges

By Associated Press

7:05 AM CDT, May 14, 2010

NEW YORK (AP) — Federal prosecutors are seeking a longer sentence for a former New York state senator on federal fraud charges.

They say in court papers that Efrain Gonzalez Jr. lied when he requested to withdraw his guilty plea to charges that he used charity groups to finance his lifestyle with $600,000 in stolen money.

A federal judge in April rejected his request. Gonzalez claimed in an affidavit that he was pressured into entering the guilty plea.

Manhattan federal prosecutors on Wednesday asked for a sentence of 11 to 14 years. The Bronx Democrat had faced seven to nine years in prison. He is scheduled to be sentenced later this month.

Gonzalez's lawyer declined comment. In court papers, he asked for a sentence of three years.

Arizona Boycott & Where did this word come from?

The word boycott entered the English language during the Irish "Land War" and is derived from the name of Captain Charles Boycott, the estate agent of an absentee landlord, the Earl Erne, on Achill Island in County Mayo, Ireland, who was subject to social ostracism organized by the Irish Land League in 1880. In September that year protesting tenants demanded from Boycott a substantial reduction in their rents. He not only refused but also evicted them from the land. Charles Stewart Parnell, in his Ennis Speech proposed that, rather than resorting to violence, everyone in the locality should refuse to deal with him. Despite the short-term economic hardship to those undertaking this action, Boycott soon found himself isolated—his workers stopped work in the fields and stables, as well as the house. Local businessmen stopped trading with him, and the local postman refused to deliver mail.

The concerted action taken against him meant that Boycott was unable to hire anyone to harvest the crops in his charge. Eventually 50 Orangemen from Cavan and Monaghan volunteered to harvest his crops. They were escorted to and from Claremorris by one thousand policemen and soldiers—this despite the fact that Boycott's complete social ostracism meant that he was actually in no danger of being harmed. Moreover, this protection ended up costing far more than the harvest was worth. After the harvest, the "boycott" was successfully continued. Within weeks Boycott's name was everywhere. It was used by The Times in November 1880 as a term for organized isolation. According to an account in the book “The Fall of Feudalism in Ireland” by Michael Davitt, the term was coined by Fr. John O'Malley of County Mayo to "signify ostracism applied to a landlord or agent like Boycott". The Times first reported on November 20, 1880: “The people of New Pallas have resolved to 'boycott' them and refused to supply them with food or drink.” The Daily News wrote on December 13, 1880: From Wikipedia:

Yes, Arizona has taken the preposterous position of protecting its borders.  They have decided to actually enforce federal law.  Somehow, ANYTHING the state does to enforce federal law requires racial profiling ... got that?  If you're a lib, it make perfect sense to you.  Never mind the fact there are a kazillion "hispanic" American citizens in Arizona who want the law enforced, that doesn't matter.

Notice also that no Democrat politician will actually come out and say "we should have open borders."  Yet, they fight EVERY attempt to enforce immigration law.  Isn't that funny?  They'll say things like  "we need comprehensive immigration reform" because that's how stupid they think the American people are.  I think they can say "reform" all they want but all I hears is "amnesty."  I predict even AFTER they give the current illegals amnesty, they STILL won't enforce the border ... because the point is, they (libs/Democrats) want open borders (so they can get more votes.)

While I'm at it, let me just congratulate Arizona on another good move -- ending "ethnic studies" classes.  I remember a long time ago when these first came out.  It started with thing such as "Afro-American Studies" -- then "Women's Studies " etc.  Even way back then I thought to myself, "What a load of crap. How is this helping someone become educated in a classical sense?"  To me, all it did was divide people ... a bunch of touchy-feely nonsense to help peeps "be proud of their heritage."  Meanwhile, what about their American heritage?  Well, THAT, my friend, was something to be disdained.  Why don't they just go ahead and start an "America Sucks" curriculum ... oh wait, after checking out the current state of affairs on college campi, I guess I'm too late.

Anyway, hey ... if you want to take "ethnic studies,"  go ahead,  just don't steal my money and make me pay for it ... same with underwater basket-weaving.

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Brilliant Insight

On MSNBC's "The Ed Show" tonight, guest host Lawrence O'Donnell said this regarding Supreme Court nominee Elana Kagan: "There is no way she could fool this President. Barack Obama is the wisest and most learned legal scholar to ever occupy the White House."

Words fail me.

Wiki on this piece of fecal matter here.

Be the first in your neighborhood

This exquisite American hand made xmas lawn ornament, is produced right here in the good old USA. No Illegals are employed in any process of its production or distribution. No parts or products used in the making of this beautiful ornament are from the state of Cal. You can order any size buck, doe or fawn or order the whole dam enchilada. All parts are produced locally and are gathered by our own local citizens. Yes prices are very reasonable and shipping fees are astronomical and must be paid prior to shipping.

Another important feature of course is the reduction of your heating cost in the winter, (I guess there is no need to explain how I hope) but remember to check with you local authorities to first determine if burning of a natural resource is allowed. They will be no doubt a small fee(tax) to the local authority to allow such a thing.

Warranty - The purchaser will be responsible for any damage due to dogs, field mice, teenagers, termites, neighbors, falling airplane parts, fire, drunk friends, and other deer attempting to mate . Our policy is once you buy it we don't give a shit about your problems so don't bother trying to get back to us unless you are buying more.

We are getting involved in the boycotting fad now with all the hullabaloo Cal. is stirring up. My wife belonged to a wine club in Cal., and I recently called them to cancel her membership. When asked why, I informed the party that since Cal. is boycotting Az. we are boycotting Cal. and she will be buying her wine from Az. I have checked and there are many Az. vineyards from which to choose.
I am going to take a trip to Az. in the near future and will my best to boycott Cal. in what ever way I can.

A Conundrum?

So, I was sitting here, reading my U.S. Constitution (provided by the great folks at The Heritage Foundation), and I came across something I had heretofore missed.

From Article I, Section 5:
"Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy..."

I'm smart enough to understand that there are certain National security matters that require secrecy. But I had no idea that the day-to-day operations of the Congress (not ad-hoc committees, or whatever) can apparently be secret-ized.

Am I missing something? Conspiracy theorists need not respond.

The Olllllld Evlis post

I posted this on YouTube approximately 1,000 days ago (August 2007.) It just passed 250,000 views - about 250 views per day.  It's Elvis ... he's threatening the person who started the rumor that he was "strung out."