Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Yes - Such a SWEET Rottweiler

Presidink hammers objective jourrrrnalist

Oh... great! Something NEW about which to worry.

In the crawl on the news this morning, I read something astonishing. "48 year old man in critical condition after being struck by a bulldozer".

"Struck"? How about "nudged"? Nevertheless, I googled it and got numerous results of numerous instances of people being "struck" by bulldozers. Who knows- maybe they were fat like Butterbean, fell over and could not get up and out of the way in time to avoid the 1.2 mph "collision".

Here are some links... I'm very disturbed by this...

Worker injured when struck by a bulldozer
Aug 31, 2007 ... Worker injured when struck by a bulldozer. A Nebo-based company was fined $28000 after one of its workers was struck by a bulldozer push arm ...

Construction Worker Fatally Struck by Bulldozer
A 26-year-old construction worker died after being struck by a bulldozer, authorities said.Brandon Woods, of Sun City, was hit when a bulldozer stalled as ...

Man struck by bulldozer at NYC construction site in critical condition

Associated Press - April 29, 2008 4:15 AM ET

NEW YORK (AP) - Police say a man is in critical condition after he was struck by a bulldozer at a Staten Island construction site.

And there are many, many more. All I can say to you all from the bottom of my heart is WATCH THE FUCK OUT FOR BULLDOZERS! EVEN THOUGH THEY APPEAR TO MOVE SLOWLY THEY ARE BY NO MEANS DOCILE. THEY CAN ATTACK WITHOUT NOTICE. THEY CAN LEAP OVER A 2X4 WITHOUT A RUNNING START. THEY CAN ACCELERATE TO A TOP SPEED OF 1.3 MPH IN SECONDS! BE SMART- KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!

Democrats - always honest, forthright

MIAMI - The Republican National Committee demanded Monday that television networks stop running a television ad by the Democratic Party that falsely suggests John McCain wants a 100-year war in Iraq.

The ad says President Bush has talked about staying in Iraq for 50 years, then plays a clip of McCain saying, "Maybe 100. That'd be fine with me."

At issue is McCain's answer, in January, to a question about Bush's theory that troops could be in Iraq for 50 years.

McCain said: "Maybe 100. As long as Americans are not being injured or harmed or wounded or killed, that'd be fine with me, and I hope it would be fine with you, if we maintain a presence in a very volatile part of the world where al-Qaida is training, recruiting, equipping and motivating people every single day."

Democratic Party chief Howard Dean said "there's nothing false" about the ad.

"We deliberately used John McCain's words. This isn't some ominous consultant's voice from Washington. This is John McCain's own words. And we've been very upfront about everything that he's said." More here:

No -- nothing false about the ad at all, Howie. Very "upfront" indeed. I'm guessing, in your life, you've said the words "Put all the Jews in ovens." Of course, you didn't put them together like that, but you've used those words -- therefore, it would be honest and upfront to represent it that way ... Right, Howie?

This is what I love about liberals. It's never about honest ideas and debate, it's only about winning -- at all costs -- even lying, cheating, defaming, and character assassination. Do you understand -- there is NO limit to how low we'll go to win -- NONE!

Liberals silence dangerous critic

By pioneering the science of seasonal hurricane forecasting and teaching 70 graduate students who now populate the National Hurricane Center and other research outposts, William Gray turned a city far from the stormy seas into a hurricane research mecca.

But now the institution in Fort Collins, Colo., where he has worked for nearly half a century, has told Gray it may end its support of his seasonal forecasting.

As he enters his 25th year of predicting hurricane season activity, Colorado State University officials say handling media inquiries related to Gray's forecasting requires too much time and detracts from efforts to promote other professors' work.

But Gray, a highly visible and sometimes acerbic skeptic of climate change, says that's a "flimsy excuse" for the real motivation — a desire to push him aside because of his global warming criticism.

Among other comments, Gray has said global warming scientists are "brainwashing our children."

Now an emeritus professor, Gray declined to comment on the university's possible termination of promotional support.

But a memo he wrote last year, after CSU officials informed him that media relations would no longer promote his forecasts after 2008, reveals his views:

"This is obviously a flimsy excuse and seems to me to be a cover for the Department's capitulation to the desires of some (in their own interest) who want to reign (sic) in my global warming and global warming-hurricane criticisms," Gray wrote to Dick Johnson, head of CSU's Department of Atmospheric Sciences, and others. More at chron.com

I love how the libs are always so concerned about free speech ... you know ... unless you disagree with them.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Jackass lib justices futily bray from bench

WASHINGTON (AP) - The Supreme Court ruled Monday that states can require voters to produce photo identification without violating their constitutional rights, validating Republican-inspired voter ID laws.

In a splintered 6-3 ruling, the court upheld Indiana's strict photo ID requirement, which Democrats and civil rights groups said would deter poor, older and minority voters from casting ballots. Its backers said it was needed to prevent fraud.

Hey -- DEMOCRATS -- if you can ask someone to show an ID to drive, or to buy beer or cigarettes, then why not for voting? Aren't you deterring poor, older, and minority peeps from driving? Or don't you care about that? The Klown suspects you only care about cheating and getting fraudulent votes.

It was the most important voting rights case since the Bush v. Gore dispute that sealed the 2000 election for George W. Bush. But the voter ID ruling lacked the conservative-liberal split that marked the 2000 case.

The law "is amply justified by the valid interest in protecting 'the integrity and reliability of the electoral process,'" Justice John Paul Stevens said in an opinion that was joined by Chief Justice John Roberts and Anthony Kennedy. Stevens was a dissenter in Bush v. Gore in 2000. Since when do the libs care about integrity or reliability?

Justices Samuel Alito, Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas also agreed with the outcome, but wrote separately.

Justices Stephen Breyer, Ruth Bader Ginsburg and David Souter (All libs) dissented, just as they did in 2000. More here: Bray, you liberals, bray. You notice? -- Right and wrong ... common sense ... it never matters with a lib ... the only thing that matters is crushing the constitution so they can steal your money and liberty.

Ken Falk, legal director of the American CRIMINAL Liberties Union of Indiana, said he hadn't reviewed the decision, but he was "extremely disappointed" by it. Falk has said voter ID laws inhibit voting, and a person's right to vote "is the most important right." The ACLU brought the case on behalf of Indiana voters. Thanks again, ACLU, for being right there to help America.

The case concerned a state law, passed in 2005, that was backed by Republicans as a way to deter voter fraud. Democrats and civil rights groups opposed the law as unconstitutional and called it a thinly veiled effort to discourage elderly, poor and minority voters—those most likely to lack proper ID and who tend to vote for Democrats. Um -- don't you mean "discourage people who are illegal or too stupid to get the proper ID, who tend to vote for Democrats?" Yes, I think that's EXACTLY what you mean.

What kills me though, is here are nine lawyers in black robes, all with impeccable educations -- supposedly upholding the constitution of the United States -- and three of them (libs) are so fuckwitted that they don't want people to prove citizenship before voting or registering to vote. I mean, Jeez Louise, just how stupid ARE they. It's a wonder they don't wear helmets. Hey -- I wonder if the conservative justices cut the corners off of sheets of paper for the lib justices so they don't poke themselves by accidink.

How do peeps pull this stuff off ?

'Man Held Daughter Captive In Cellar'

Police in Austria have entered a cellar where a man allegedly held his daughter captive for 24 years, during which time he may have fathered seven children by her.

The basement area consists of a very narrow hallway and several rooms, said Franz Polzer, head of the Lower Austrian Bureau of Criminal Affairs, on Austrian TV.
Authorities accessed the area after the father told them how to unlock a hidden door using a code only he had known.

Detectives say Elisabeth Fritzl had been missing since August 29, 1984.

Now aged 42, the woman was found after a tip-off to police. Her 73-year-old father Josef Fritzl has been arrested and is being held in custody. Speaking from outside the house, Sky's Greg Milam said: "The fact that police have been able to get inside that cellar is significant.

"It means they have a better idea of what Elisabeth Fritzl was going through.

"But it also means the father is talking to police."

The case came to light after one of the children was taken to hospital in the town of Amstetten.

The youngster, 19-year-old Kerstin, was said by police to be "gravely ill".

Elisabeth told police her father began sexually abusing her when she was 11 and he locked her up in a room in the cellar on August 28, 1984.

During the 24 years that followed, she said she had six children by him.

The seventh child was a twin who died shortly after birth. Josef Fritzl removed the body and burned it.

The two oldest children, aged 18 and 19, and the youngest aged 5, had been locked up with their mother since birth and had never seen sunlight or received any education, police said. Holy smoke.

Josef's wife Rosemarie had been unaware of what happened to her daughter and it was assumed she had disappeared voluntarily when her parents received a letter from her saying they should not search for her.

Three of Elisabeth's younger children were each left on her parents' doorstep, the first accompanied by a letter saying she could not look after the baby herself.

All were taken in by Josef and his wife as foster or adopted children and went to school as normal.

Police said Elisabeth only agreed to talk after the authorities promised she would not have to have see her father again and the children would be taken care of.

The mother and children are now being treated in hospital by a team of psychologists.

More interesting facts (did they have a TV?) and pics of the dungeon here.

Who's My Daddy?


Monday Morning Happiness


A few of us were discussing which parts of the male body we enjoyed the most and I was made to realize I was selfishly posting my favorites so this week is for my friend who suggested more upper body shots.

Dipshit McPorkbucket whines it up

BENTONVILLE, Ark. - An inmate awaiting trial on a murder charge is suing the county, complaining he has lost more than 100 pounds because of the jailhouse menu.

Broderick Lloyd Laswell says he isn't happy that he's down to 308 pounds after eight months in the Benton County jail. He has filed a federal lawsuit complaining the jail doesn't provide inmates with enough food.

According to the suit, Laswell weighed 413 pounds when he was jailed in September. Police say he and a co-defendant fatally beat and stabbed a man, then set his home on fire.

"On several occasions I have started to do some exercising and my vision went blurry and I felt like I was going to pass out," Laswell wrote in his complaint. "About an hour after each meal my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again." Boo-hoo, nitwit.

But Laswell then goes on to complain that he undertakes little vigorous activity.

"If we are in a small pod all day (and) do next to nothing for physical exercise, we should not lose weight," the suit says. "The only reason we lost weight in here is because we are literally being starved to death."

Perhaps you should have thought of that prior to stabbing a guy to death and setting his house on fire, eh, porky?

The suit also asks that the county be ordered to serve hot meals. The jail has served only cold food for years.

The meals, provided through Aramark Correctional Institution Services, average 3,000 calories a day, jail Capt. Hunter Petray told The Morning News of northwest Arkansas for a story Saturday.

A typical Western diet consists of 2,000 to 3,000 calories a day. More of his whining here:

Here's what the shitstain looks like.

Hey -- BRODDDDDERICK -- if the Klown were in charge, he'd carve a baseball bat to look like a huge stalk of celery, paint it green, and then beat your last remaining brain cell out and give it to you on a plate -- bon appetit, dumbass.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

How racist are you?

Found it at Neatorama:

In
this test, they show you a few pics and then one comes up with a guy in it. (White guys & black guys) The guy may have a gun or a cell-phone or a wallet etc. You have to pick quickly whether to shoot him or holster your gun.

It takes a minute to load -- doona try it on dial-up. If you're too slow, you get points deducted. I did it one time. Here's my score.

I killed those armed guys with abandon and in no time flat, so -- FUCKETH NOT with the Klown -- and so forth. Anyway -- according to MY results on this test, you'll get about 1/10 of a second older if you're a white guy.

Thieves have been found

Bobbie -- these chicks stole your bowling shoes.

More from Eatliver

Do you recognize this sandal-wearing hippie?










OOoooo -- Now THAT'S a nice one

From Eatliver:





D'OH !!



Top 20 recognizable scents

From here:

According to a Yale "study"
1. Coffee
2. Peanut butter
3. Vicks VapoRub
4. Chocolate
5. Wintergreen oil
6. Baby powder
7. Cigarette butts
8. Mothballs
9. Dry cat food
10. Beer
11. Ivory bar soap
12. Juicy Fruit gum
13. Orange
14. Cinnamon
15. Lemon
16. Tuna
17. Banana
18. Crayons
19. Cheese
20. Bleach

Well - a few things leap to mind.

A-Why isn't ammonia on the list?

B-Skunks?
C-Dry catfood? I don't think I've ever smelled it.

Relax - Scientists to the rescue

Obligatory random earthquake pic
Excerpts - the rest here:

RENO, Nev. (AP) - Scientists urged residents of northern Nevada's largest city to prepare for a bigger event as the area continued rumbling Saturday after the largest earthquake in a two-month-long series of temblors. Ok -- prepare -- got it -- *starts walking with greater balance*

More than 100 aftershocks were recorded on the western edge of the city after a magnitude 4.7 quake hit Friday night, the strongest quake around Reno since one measuring 5.1 in 1953, said researchers at the seismological laboratory at the University of Nevada, Reno.

The latest quake swept store shelves clean, cracked walls in homes and dislodged rocks on hillsides, but there were no reports of injuries or widespread major damage.

Seismologists said the recent activity is unusual because the quakes started out small and continue to build in strength. The normal pattern is for a main quake followed by smaller aftershocks.

"A magnitude 6 quake wouldn't be a scientific surprise," John Anderson, director of the seismological lab, said Saturday. "We certainly hope residents are taking the threat seriously after last night." OOooo -- it could continue and a big one wouldn't be a surprise?

But Anderson stressed there was no way to predict what would happen, and said the sequence of quakes also could end without a major one. OOooooo -- it could end at any minute? Hey -- Thanks for NOTHING, Poindexters. Just say "how are we supposed to predict the unpredictable?"

Ohhh you can't say that? Why? Because all the dumbasses in the world are gonna line up and chant their mantra -- "What are we gonna do (i.e. How much of Klown's money are we going to spend) to make sure this NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.

I tell ya -- when I hear some dipstick say those words, I'm thinking "get hit by a bus -- get hit by a bus."

Among other things, scientists urged residents to stock up on water and food, to learn how to turn off water and gas, and to strap down bookshelves, televisions and computers. Ok -- I'm panicking -- going to get batteries, food, and water -- also -- I'm getting all of my TV and computer straps out of storage right now -- OUTTA MY WAY, DONKS.

Sharpton to "SHUT DOWN" New York City

Excerpts - the rest here:

The "Reverend," Asshat Racebaiter Sharpton, was present to ensure justice is done and to collect any loose money.


NEW YORK (AP) - Hundreds of angry people marched through Harlem on Saturday after the Rev. Al Sharpton promised to "close this city down" to protest the acquittals of three police detectives in the 50-shot barrage that killed a groom on his wedding day and wounded two friends. Yes -- often the police fire 50-bullet barrages by mistake. You know -- you're playing with your gun and then, all-the-sudden -- bang bang bang - it's going off -- it's outta control.

"We strategically know how to stop the city so people stand still and realize that you do not have the right to shoot down unarmed, innocent civilians," Sharpton told an overflow crowd of several hundred people at his National Action Network office in the historically black Manhattan neighborhood. "This city is going to deal with the blood of Sean Bell." Uh-huh -- but is it ok for the police to shoot armed, guilty, serial criminals if they bash into cars and try to run them over after they were told to stop? The Klown (and the jury) says yes. (Excerpt from wcbstv.com - Defense attorneys had said there was evidence that Bell was drunk and "out of control" when he left the club. Witnesses overheard Bell exchange curses with another patron, and heard one of the passengers in the car, Joseph Guzman, who was also shot, say to someone, "Go get my gat," slang for gun. They had also argued Bell had tried to run over Isnora with his car. The rest here:)

Sharpton was joined by the family of 23-year-old Sean Bell - a black man - and a friend of Bell who was wounded in the 2006 shooting outside a Queens strip club. Two of the three officers charged were also black.

Sharpton urged people to return for a meeting this coming week "to plan the day that we will close this city down" with the kind of "massive civil disobedience" once led by Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. More here:

I love how this guy is constantly invoking the name of MLK to justify his stupid actions. For many years now, I've noticed lots of peeps (mostly jourrrrrnalists and activists) invoke words like MLK, Child Abuser, Hitler, Rape, Genocide, Greedy-Evil-Rich (henceforth, I shall call them the "Greevil Rich), etc etc to try to set the stage for whatever crap they're pushing. Usually, it's ridiculous exaggeration of their situation but nobody ever questions it. It's hysterical to me -- and I think it explains a lot of my contempt for the sheep.

If you've forgotten what happinked in this case, here is a brief overview.

At the time Bell was holding his bachelor party at Kalua Cabaret, a venue ("venue" -- lmao -- and, as Wombat pointed out, the media always breezes past the fact that this is a STRIP CLUB - so I shall help them out for the rest of the article) that was being investigated by seven undercover police detectives. The owners of the club (TITTY BAR) had been repeatedly accused of fostering prostitution.

The New York Post reported that, according to an unnamed undercover officer, Guzman had an argument inside the club (STRIP CLUB WITH HOOKERS) with a woman and threatened to get a gun. One of Bell's friends was heard to say "yo, get my gun" as they left the scene(OF TOPLESS DANCERS) Fearing a shooting was in the making, the Undercover Detective followed them to their car while alerting his Backup team that they were possibly retrieving a gun from the car, prompting the team to confront Bell and his companions before they could leave the scene (STRIP CLUB.) The undercover officer followed the group and Bell was ordered by the officer to raise his hands after getting in his car. Instead, Bell accelerated the car and seconds later hit an unmarked police minivan. A toxicology report reportedly showed that he was legally drunk at the time of the shooting.

Bell held odd jobs after the birth of his daughter. His fiancée, Nicole Paultre, told Larry King that Bell was an electrician by trade and in between jobs when the shooting occurred. Bell had been arrested three times, twice for drug dealing and once for a firearms possession. In all cases, he was released on his own recognizance. The New York Daily News reported that, according to unnamed law enforcement sources, Bell sold crack cocaine twice to a confidential police informant in August of 2006. Joseph Guzman and Trent Benefield, who were also shot in the incident, had been arrested nine and three times, respectively, each having been arrested at least once for illegal firearm possession. Benefield was subsequently arrested during a gambling raid in Harlem after attending the funeral of James Brown, and again on September 25, 2007 for hitting his child's mother. His latter arrest resulted in him pleading guilty on October 12, 2007 to a lesser charge, and accepting a conditional discharge along with counseling.

By the way - I went to the Family's website. They are accepting contributions.

UPDATE: - LMAO

I'm not going to take the time to explain this -- you either get it or you don't.

Some guy posted this here:

Limbaugh vows to close down New York City!!

Actually it is Al Sharpton and Limbaugh has yet to comment on it, But since this is just how the Denver riots brouhaha got started, I believe that if Limbaugh goes on the air Monday and says that he hopes that they follow through, our local libs will again unleash their foam-flecked bile, ignore Sharpton’s role again and try to place all the blame on Limbaugh.

Actually I hope that he does. Limbaugh realizes that liberals are so predictable, that he can simply express a desire that they do what they are claiming that they plan to do and they will expose themselves as the fever swamp dwellers that they are.

Iran take hostages? Never!

Excerpts - the rest here:

Five British hostages who were kidnapped in Iraq almost a year ago are being held inside Iran by Revolutionary Guards, according to two separate sources in the Middle East and London.

The hostages were handed over to the Revolutionary Guards by their Iraqi kidnappers last November, the sources believe. One of the sources said they were being held in the western Iranian city of Hamadan.

If confirmed, the involvement of Revolutionary Guards would be seen as evidence that senior figures in the Iranian government had backed the decision to hold them in the country.

However, British officials said that while there had been rumours that the five were in Iran, they had seen no evidence to support the idea.

One of the sources, who has close links to the Revolutionary Guard, said the captors were looking for a face-saving way of freeing them. They have suggested the hostages write to church leaders in the UK asking for assistance in gaining their release, the source said.

Huh? Looking for a face-saving way of freeing them? Why? You cant admit you screwed up?

The Klown thinks this is one of the main reasons for ridiculous situations in the world ... peeps can't admit they screwed up. Just ask the peeps down there in Texas where they snagged all those kids from their parents and now they DAMN WELL BETTER find themselves a witch.

I need a name for this situation so I can point it out when I see it. Any suggestions?

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Cop says "mind your own business"


CHICAGO (AP) - Police on Saturday were attempting to determine why a tractor-trailer rig barreled into a Chicago Transit Authority train station, killing two people and injuring 21.

Their investigation included questioning the 51-year-old truck driver, who was briefly hospitalized after the accident during the Friday evening rush hour.

The driver, who authorities said tested negative for alcohol, was led away in handcuffs after he was released from a hospital Friday night. He had not been charged with any crime as of Saturday morning, said police spokeswoman Laura Kubiak. She declined to identify the driver. More here:

Declined to identify the driver? Why?

Prolly because you MO-RONS might speculate if you learn his name is Kareem ZeeInfidels Fo Allah.