Ever notice? Some people have an "urge to rule."

This is almost a great statement.  What keeps it from being perfect is he says "the urge to save humanity." 

I disagree.  I don't think they have an "urge" to save humanity at all.  I think they use "saving humanity" as a tool.  Because the last half of the statement is the truth.  They have an urge to rule.  And why?  I don't know, ask the bully on the playground.

Anyway, if they can convince you that they can "save humanity" then you'll be much more willing to give them your freedom and money ... and you'll help convince "the others."  Oh yes, they have your best interests at heart.  And if you don't believe them, you're an outcast ... a witch, racist, luddite, idiot, winger, Capisce?

And instead of just getting on with their business they have to call you names like this.  Think about it ... why do they care?  If they're "saving humanity," why would they stop to ridicule those that disagree with them?

A famous communist jackass has the answer:

“Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.”

“…you do what you can with what you have and clothe it with moral arguments.”

- Saul Alinsky, Rules for Radicals

Did the media tell you about this? Must not be very important.

This is nothing.  There is FAR more going on regarding "relationships" like this.  They all pretend like they're so noble, meanwhile they're screwing us all out of all of our money and freedom.

Baaaaa, bleat.  I'm getting warm ... when is the next shearing?

Ryan Pwns McDermott

These stupid Turkish people are insisting on freedom

Demonstrators say they are alarmed with the rising power of Erdogan, whose Islamist-rooted Justice and Development Party has won plaudits for its democratic and economic reforms but has recently become more restrictive on social issues.

A bill creating far-reaching restrictions on alcohol was hastily passed last month, and Erdogan has also publicly stated women should have at least three children.

"The government interferes with what we need to eat, what we need to drink, how we should sleep with our partner, how many kids that we should have," Polat said. "This is getting beyond reasonable." More here:

LMAO. "... getting beyond reasonable."

Yes, and how much of your freedom do you give up before it's "beyond reasonable?"  10%?  20%?  What percentage of your liberty do you let them take before it's "beyond reasonable?  Are you prepared to negotiate the terms of your freedom?

I have news for you.  You're not going to be getting your liberty back until there are a lot of dead tyrants.  Because tyrants think they're doing the rest of you a huge favor by telling you how to live your life ... according to their values, of course ... AND ... for your own good ... and they'll kill you if they have to ... don't make them do it!!!

And this is why the founders tried to limit the power of the government in the Constitution.  They KNEW the nature of government is to grow and grow and steal more and more of your freedom.

Long ago, the income tax was unconstitutional.  That's right, they had to pass an amendment for them to implement it.  And when they did, it was "reasonable."  Yes, the top rate was like 5% and you didn't even have to pay unless you made a TON of curp.

But alas, it grew and grew ... who could have preDICTED this?  

What a shock it must be to some.  And yet, there they are ... the tyrants ... many of your neighbors ... who vote for the government to have more power.  They are the problem, my friends ... not "the government."  What is "the government" without these tyrants ... the mob ... voting on how much of your freedom to steal ... but, it's for YOUR OWN GOOD, JACKASS.

Shhhhhh, don't say anything ... just act natural man!

 

While the developing scandal over the targeting of conservatives by the tax agency has largely focused to date on its scrutiny of groups with words such as “tea party” or “patriot” in their names, these examples suggest the government was looking at a broader array of conservative groups and perhaps individuals. Their collective experiences at a minimum could spread skepticism about the fairness of a powerful agency that should be above reproach and at worst could point to a secret political vendetta within the government against conservatives. More here: 

LMAO -- "A secret vendetta." What next? Let me guess, the media has a secret vendetta against conservatives. Oh my, we're all in shock ... we simply canna believe it. 

Never mind the Homeland Security presence at Tea Party rallies. Everyone knows that it is necessary we keep an eye on those violent racists. 

But what about the "Occupy" movement? Anyone see the Homeland Security vans at those "rallies?"

Hey, here's another "secret" they're keeping from you ... you cannot borrow your way out of debt.  Shhhhhhh ... big secret.

Brothers from Another Mother.

You think college students aren't being brainwashed?

Sure fire way to tell if you're gay

H/T Wombat

How embarrassing ... they must not be "aware"

CHARLOTTE (CBS Charlotte) — A North Carolina couple traveled to Hawaii in order to bring their baby into the world in a dolphin-assisted birth. 

The Charlotte Observer reports Adam and Heather Barrington are staying with Star Newland, founder of The Sirius Institute, in Pohoa. According to the institute’s website, it is “dedicated to the creation of human/dolphin co-creative habitats where dolphins and people can learn from each other through music, underwater birth, dolphin sound healing and restoration.” 

Do you mean to tell me there are STILL people on the planet that believe "swimming with dolphins" is some kind of "communing with nature" act?  Hey, dumbasses, the dolphins are trying to have sex with you ... that's it.

Oh, and being a bunch of idiot-libs, you know the lecture can't be far away.  That's right ... the old "it's not about ______, it's about _______." (Or one of its derivatives.) 

“It is about reconnecting as humans with the dolphins so we can coexist in this world together and learn from one another,” Heather Barrington told the Observer. “Having that connection with the pod of dolphins anytime – even if the birth doesn’t happen in the water – still brings peace, comfort and strength to the mother and baby during labor.” More here:

"It is about reconnecting."  Yes, I once was connected to the dolphins but I lost my connection and have been extry sad ever since.  How about you?

Ever wonder why we have a "Republic" and NOT a "Democracy?"

H/T Wombat

The Ol' Trip the Reporter to Avoid Telling the Truth Tactic.

It's no wonder everyone thinks Democrats are childish.

"Big Wind" responsible for grisly deaths of eagles

Oh yes, if "big oil" has a spill or something and some ducks get kilted, then "big oil" gets fined a bazillion curp. But if "big wind ... aka, greenies" accidentally kill a few eagles, no problem at all, none. 

Seems fair to me.

It's the fault of global cooling, I mean, global warming

While many Americans were tuned into news coverage of the massive damage from tornadoes ravaging the state of Oklahoma, Rhode Island Democratic Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse took to the Senate floor to rail against his Republican colleagues for denying the theory of anthropogenic global warming. More here:

Yes, you got that right ... he's "Democratic."  Ever notice that the "Democratics" need your money and freedom to inflict their genius on everyone else?  OH yes, yes ... they're SO much smarter than you ... and if you'll just give up your liberty/money and do as they say, you'll be so much happier.

Do these "Democratics" EVER introduce legislation that expands your liberty?  Do they EVER think government is big enough?  Are they EVER satisfied with how much of your money the government collects in taxes?  Do they EVER advocate for government leaving you alone?  Or do they instead advocate for government to be in every facet of your life, every single day?

Also, are "Democratics" immune to humiliation and embarrassment?  Here's the jackass on the floor of the Senate blaming the tornadoes on global warming.  Wouldn't he be embarrassed if he knew that just a few short decades ago, the same brainiacs that are behind global warming were blaming the tornadoes on global cooling instead?  Oh yes, it's VERY "sciencetific," no?

Ever notice that the solution to global cooling and global warming is the same?  And what are the solutions?  That's right, just stop using fossil fuels and everything will be fine.  Oh, and give the government more of your liberty and money too.  This is essential for everything the "Democratics" do.

Perhaps we could attempt to speak to them in their native tongue.  "Hey, Democratics, HEE-HAW leave us BRAY alone.  Go HEE-HAW cram it."

Thanks to Drudge report:

God Made a Democrat.

Just in case you haven't seen this yet...

WOMBAT Wastes His Time

From @freakoutnation Woman is drinking with friends, wants to show off her new assault rifl... bit.ly/13tpK6B #p2 #du1 #njp #p2b

— P2 Blogs (@P2Blogs) May 17, 2013

@p2blogs @freakoutnation Except it's not an assault rifle. But hey- go with it anyway.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 17, 2013

@wombat247 AK-47 is NOT an assault rifle now?

— FreakOutNation (@FreakOutNation) May 17, 2013

@freakoutnation According to the article, her rifle "appeared to be an AK-47-type rifle". I'm not certain what that means.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 17, 2013

@wombat247 That is how the police described it altho they weren't positive. Do you know what that means?

— FreakOutNation (@FreakOutNation) May 17, 2013

@freakoutnation Of course, calling it an "assault rifle" makes it sound much more menacing.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 17, 2013

@wombat247 Nah, but good try. I scraped the news off of the source I linked to. Take it up with them.

— FreakOutNation (@FreakOutNation) May 17, 2013

@wombat247 OK, have a nice day Mr. Responsibility.

— FreakOutNation (@FreakOutNation) May 17, 2013

@freakoutnation I see you're also immune to irony.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 17, 2013

THE IRS. They're totally fair. Unless you disagree with them

The IRS apologized on Friday for singling out dozens of conservative groups' applications for tax-exempt status because they had the words “Tea Party” or “patriot” in them.

However, the tax collection agency said the extra review wasn’t politically motivated and...

More here:

THAT'S right ... it wasn't political at all, it was purely an accidental targeting.  Happens all the time.  

And once they were caught, their favorite old "get out of jail free" didn't work.  Oh yes, first they denied it outright ... then they pointed at the Tea Party and hollered "racists" ... but somehow it didn't work.  This brings to mind an image of Moe, desperately pulling the trigger on an empty gun and then looking down the barrel to see what the problem might be.

You know what else?  They never single their enemies out for auditing.  And they're never ruthless ... oh no, just tell them what happened, they'll understand.

Just my two cents ... this agency needs to be abolished ... and the sooner the better.

The Episode Where WOMBAT Discovers a New Toy Called "Twitter"

Bill Maher's excellent and sobering commentary on the wealth gap dailykos.com/story/2013/05/… via @dailykos #UniteBlue #tcot

— anitamurie ferguson (@anitaferguson11) May 11, 2013

@anitaferguson11 @dailykos Except highly inaccurate and pandering to his misinformed audience.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 11, 2013

@wombat247 @dailykos Hmmm...sounds like he touched a #FuckFaceVonNerveStick: salon.com/2013/05/03/jon…

— anitamurie ferguson (@anitaferguson11) May 11, 2013

@anitaferguson11 @dailykos How so? I get it that Maher is entertaining but just like most comedians, his goal is to get laughs.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 11, 2013

@wombat247 @dailykos It's funny because it has truth behind it.

— anitamurie ferguson (@anitaferguson11) May 11, 2013

@anitaferguson11 @dailykos It's funny because his audience *believes* there's truth behind it. Let's face it- the truth is boring.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 11, 2013

@wombat247 @dailykos What's funny Wimpat is a "fiscal conservative" "social liberal". Short version: A selfish prick who likes to get high.

— anitamurie ferguson (@anitaferguson11) May 11, 2013

@anitaferguson11 @dailykos Well, at least you didn't resort to name-calling someone with whom you disagree. I guess we're done here.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 11, 2013

@wombat247 @dailykos Dude, your teabagger flag tells everyone all they need to know about you: ignorant, racist, white asshole.

— anitamurie ferguson (@anitaferguson11) May 11, 2013

@anitaferguson11 @dailykos I guess I hit a nerve and I did so with the truth.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 11, 2013

@wombat247 @dailykosYou did "hit a nerve". Racist, teabaggers get on my nerves. Drop the symbol of teabaggery ignorance and hate.

— anitamurie ferguson (@anitaferguson11) May 11, 2013

@anitaferguson11 @dailykos What's weird is that you seem a lot more ignorant and hateful than I do. #JustSayin

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 11, 2013

Trending on Twitter

I've noticed a trend on Twitter that Liberals have 3 arguments for when they disagree with someone and thus declare the debate "over". You might notice that some of these choose to double up on the #rehashtags

#Racist

#tcot are saying that Jason Collins and Charles Ramsey are no heroes. Now imagine what they would say if Jason and Charles were white.
— Jonathan Jewel (@JonathanJewel) May 8, 2013

You RACIST NUTS hate me because Im black. #tkcal #tcot #twitter #buffoons
— Theron Cow (@REALBLUBBER0003) May 8, 2013

#tcot is where the racist hide and #tlot is where you'll find the cowards
— Circa84 (@circa84) May 8, 2013

@ericfarrisshow You only called me on your show to make fun of black people you RACIST NUT. TKCAL #tcot #buffoon
— Theron Cow (@REALBLUBBER0003) May 8, 2013

#Insanity

@thinkprogress That's only because they're in on it... thinks every Batsh!t Crazy Conservative #TCOT #TLOT #p2 #NotEverythingIsAConspiracy
— OMG How Could I? (@DidITweetThat) May 8, 2013

Next up for Republicans? Pres Obama and the "cover up of Area 51"!!! Jeebus, you so-called conservatives are crazy #tcot #p2
— BlueTrooth (@BlueTrooth) May 8, 2013

@govmikehuckabee, if you think @barackobama is going to be impeached over #bengazi, then. Mike, you are a bat-shit crazy fool. #lnyhbt #tcot
— Ray Hussein Obama(@CoronaRay) May 8, 2013

how crazy is #tcot for obsessing with #benghazi?⚪ a little⚪ a lot🔘 officially apeshit
— Bucking Donkey (@BuckingDonkey) May 8, 2013

#Ignorance

FAUX NOOZ UPDATE: BENGHAZI!!!BENGHAZI!!!BENGHAZI!!! We now return you RW #tcot folks to your regularly scheduled ignorant hysteria.
— Devin Bennett (@Dev_Bennett) May 8, 2013

@billmon1 For movement conservatives, the perfect figure now is Herman Cain - ignorant *and* totally unqualified. #tcot
— Mededitor (@Mededitor) May 8, 2013

. @gop & @foxnews Specializes in LIES & BIGOTRY 2 their IGNORANT & RACIST audience & followers #p2 #tcot twitter.com/bretech2/statu…
— Charlie Peach (@bretech2) March 22, 2013

Thank you South Carolina for electing @marksanford and showing us we're right about #tcot redneck conservative ignorant @gop hicks! #CTL #p2
— Rick has a martini (@RickHasAMartini) May 8, 2013

I could go on (and on) but you get the idea.

The Jews checkmate the planet with unexpected takeover

By Tom Heneghan and Gergely Szakacs

BUDAPEST | Sat May 4, 2013 10:34am EDT

(Reuters) - Leaders of a far-right Hungarian party accused Israelis of plotting to buy up the country as several hundred nationalists protested on Saturday on the eve of a meeting of the World Jewish Congress in Budapest. More here:

And by "nationalists," I think the reporter means "paranoid racists with shit-for-brains."

Seriously though ... "The Juice."  They are so sly.  Always plotting and scheming.  I mean, think about it ... there you are ... a Hungarian citizen ... minding your own business, when - BOOM - OUT OF THE BLUE ... the Juice take over.  And, as expected, The Juice take everyone in the world by surprise.  Because who would EVER HAVE EXPECTED THIS?  Oh, so clever.

THAT'S RIGHT, they bought Hungary. Surreptitiously, crept they, whilst you slept and/or went about your business ... and now it's too late.  And what do The Juice plan to do with your country?  I'm guessing THEY'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTIES, AND YOUR LITTLE DOGS TOO!!!!

 

Ok, it's time to say sumthin'

STERLING, Va. - Customs officials say 20 small black raw chickens were seized from a passenger arriving from Vietnam at Dulles International Airport outside Washington.

Officials say importing raw poultry from areas where avian influenza or other fowl diseases are known to occur is not allowed without a permit. That's because those diseases could affect the domestic poultry industry and hurt international trade. Customs officials say the chickens seized last week were incinerated.

Spokesman Steve Sapp says agents found two bags containing chickens in a cooler. The birds were whole, but without feathers and had bluish-grey and black skin. More here:

Ok, so what, right?

So nothing.  It's just that I've noticed people smuggling crap like this into the US and getting caught.  And you have to ask yourself ... "wtf?"  Because it's not like he can't get chickens cheaper right here in the US.  And if they're some kind of special chicken and you're importing them to make a huge profit, then fine, raise them here yourself ... or contract it out with a chicken farmer or something.  Why pay for an airline ticket to a faraway land and then try to smuggle them thru customs?

Which brings me to my next point.  Call me what you will but the Klown is calling "nutso" on this guy. 

Yes, and what do you do when you're the federal government and you find a psycho?  Answer?  NOTHING ... cuz you're too busy trying to print and borrow money to give to your buddies.