It's the fault of global cooling, I mean, global warming

While many Americans were tuned into news coverage of the massive damage from tornadoes ravaging the state of Oklahoma, Rhode Island Democratic Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse took to the Senate floor to rail against his Republican colleagues for denying the theory of anthropogenic global warming. More here:

Yes, you got that right ... he's "Democratic."  Ever notice that the "Democratics" need your money and freedom to inflict their genius on everyone else?  OH yes, yes ... they're SO much smarter than you ... and if you'll just give up your liberty/money and do as they say, you'll be so much happier.

Do these "Democratics" EVER introduce legislation that expands your liberty?  Do they EVER think government is big enough?  Are they EVER satisfied with how much of your money the government collects in taxes?  Do they EVER advocate for government leaving you alone?  Or do they instead advocate for government to be in every facet of your life, every single day?

Also, are "Democratics" immune to humiliation and embarrassment?  Here's the jackass on the floor of the Senate blaming the tornadoes on global warming.  Wouldn't he be embarrassed if he knew that just a few short decades ago, the same brainiacs that are behind global warming were blaming the tornadoes on global cooling instead?  Oh yes, it's VERY "sciencetific," no?

Ever notice that the solution to global cooling and global warming is the same?  And what are the solutions?  That's right, just stop using fossil fuels and everything will be fine.  Oh, and give the government more of your liberty and money too.  This is essential for everything the "Democratics" do.

Perhaps we could attempt to speak to them in their native tongue.  "Hey, Democratics, HEE-HAW leave us BRAY alone.  Go HEE-HAW cram it."

Thanks to Drudge report: