A Lib Throws Up a Straw Man For a Change.

I'm not sure how "abolish the IRS" equates to "killing federal employees". Of course, I'm not a Lib so that might explain it.

Whether We Like it or Not... Unreal

I mean for fuck's sake- whom would you prefer to be the dominant military superpower?

New metaphor needed

My friend, Hector, sent me this in email. He's a lib so he probably didn't see much humor in it.

The other day, I wondered what happened to Al Gore. Someone found him.

Good Question. Not Many Answers Though.

They've Got it All Wrong.

I'm not crazy... THEY'RE crazy... THEY'RE the crazy ones, see... I'm not crazy...

I Guess They Wanted to Appear to Be Non-Racist.

Instead, they appeared to be brain donors.

Billy is Gray.

Billy is Gray is a seldom updated but worthwhile blog.

More here.

Running Out of Ideas: Methane Isn't the Problem Either.

In the past environmentalists, from Lord Stern to Sir Paul McCartney, have urged people to stop eating meat because the methane produced by cattle causes global warming.
However a new study found that cattle grazed on the grasslands of China actually reduce another greenhouse gas, nitrous oxide.
…Klaus Butterbach-Bahl, of the Karlsruhe Institute of Technology in Germany, carried out the study in Inner Mongolia in China. He found that grassland produced more nitrous oxide during the spring thaw when sheep or cattle have not been grazing. This is because the greenhouse gas, also known as laughing gas, is released by microbes in the soil. When the grass is long snow settles keeping the microbes warm and providing water, however when the grass is cut short by animals the ground freezes and the microbes die.
Dr Butterbach-Bahl said the study overturned assumptions about grazing goats and cattle.
“It’s been generally assumed that if you increase livestock numbers you get a rise in emissions of nitrous oxide. This is not the case,” he said.

From Telegraph UK.

People Are Morons.

This is a paragraph from a CNN report:

"As Ms. Nguyen ran to the cab, Mr. Seagal followed a few steps behind, shining a flashlight with a gun attached to it," it said.

Shining a flashlight with a gun attached to it. I guess that makes perfect sense when you're a brainwashed Lib who doesn't believe in guns. For the rest of us though, it makes about as much sense as reporting someone was run down by a rear-view mirror with a car attached.

A Crazy Irish Sport - Road Bowling

I saw this first on, of all places, Anthony Bourdain's food/travel show on The Travel Channel. For more info and rules, click here. It looks semi-dangerous to be a spectator (or a parked car).

I Found This Funny.

I'm not suggesting this guy is a misogynist. I'm not suggesting he hates women. I'm just saying that his last name is a little ironic given this particular topic. It's probably just a coincidence.

And Now, Some Real Science

While one can intellectually research and learn about crystal skulls, it has been found that to fully comprehend the crystal skull phenomenon, one is best to experience being in the presence of a crystal skull - particularly a life-size, old or ancient crystal skull. Amazing experiences have been encountered in the presence of crystal skulls - including profound healings, accessing astounding insights, receiving spiritual awakenings and life-changing transformations, as well as extraordinary dreams and meditations.
It is interesting to note that new crystal skulls seem to absorb some of the healing properties and wisdom of old and ancient crystal skulls when placed in their vicinity - the old/ancient skulls effectively program the newer skulls in order to spread their ancient knowledge and power throughout the Earth. This may be a great part of the mission of the ancient crystal skulls.

Wow - and I thought "regular" religions were insane.

Wacky website here.

PRESIDENT OBAMA! PRESIDENT OBAMA! WHITE BOY! PRESIDENT OBAMA! white boy

Further proof that Tea Party protesters and not their detractors are racist.

Oh the IRONY!

Many more ironic tales including:

here.

Soon-to-be-former-speaker Pelosi's Simile.

The Speaker compared it to the enactment of social security, medicare and the civil rights act.
And while she said it may not be perfect, it’s a bold step in the right direction.
”It’s like the back of the refrigerator. You see all these wires and the rest,” said Pelosi. “All you need to know is, you open the door. The light goes on….”

No, that's not all I need to know. I need to know that it's keeping my food cold enough to prevent premature spoilage- 37°F, please. I also need to know that the refrigerator is energy efficient so I'm not wasting my money cooling my kitchen. I also need to know that it's in good working order so that I don't come home from a long weekend to find melted ice cream coating my kitchen floor.

I mean, thanks for oversimplifying the ELS out of it for me but frankly, I'd prefer to do my own thinking. Believe it or not, I know what's good for me better than you do. I moved out of my parents home decades ago for that very reason and I have never looked back.

I get it that there are plenty of morons in America who don't have the intellectual wherewithal to make good decisions in their own best interest. Some of them would hide the fact that they own a TV and DVD player because they don't want to seem too wealthy while at the same time hiding the fact that they don't have indoor plumbing or heat because they don't want to seem too poor (Superfreakanomics). I also get it that there are plenty of morons in Congress who got voted into office by plenty of morons in America and I don't want those morons making decisions on my behalf- particularly when those decisions received such vehement disapproval by the American public- morons and cogs alike.

Not to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth, but Where is Al Gore Lately?

Tina Fey does Sarah Palin - again

Skittles - they're not just for kids anymore

Tiger Woods - He has it tough

Tiger Woods, who paid a heavy price for uncontrolled lust, struggled to control his emotions but blasted out curses on several bad shots while staying in contention Saturday at the 74th Masters.

Woods unleashed a profane tirade during a run of three bogeys in four holes on the front nine, failing to live up to his goal of curtailing the curses out of respect for golf before eventually regaining his composure and shotmaking.

"Tiger Woods, you suck. God damn it," Woods yelled after a poor shot off the sixth tee that led to back-to-back bogeys. More here:

This guy is not a fast learner, is he.