And Now, Some Real Science

While one can intellectually research and learn about crystal skulls, it has been found that to fully comprehend the crystal skull phenomenon, one is best to experience being in the presence of a crystal skull - particularly a life-size, old or ancient crystal skull. Amazing experiences have been encountered in the presence of crystal skulls - including profound healings, accessing astounding insights, receiving spiritual awakenings and life-changing transformations, as well as extraordinary dreams and meditations.
It is interesting to note that new crystal skulls seem to absorb some of the healing properties and wisdom of old and ancient crystal skulls when placed in their vicinity - the old/ancient skulls effectively program the newer skulls in order to spread their ancient knowledge and power throughout the Earth. This may be a great part of the mission of the ancient crystal skulls.

Wow - and I thought "regular" religions were insane.

Wacky website here.