The critics are hating it. It's almost as if they're ALL libs - lmao. At least Ebert ALMOST reveals he disagrees with the premise ... yes, ALMOST ... but not quite.
Meanwhile, the discount bins are littered with slobbering crap the critics loved and many movies have made big money after being thoroughly panned by these geniuses. It's like a pattern.
Still, I wonder if the movie has an "ending." After all, it's "Part 1" -- is that clear to the audience? I wonder how that works.
Also, I thought it was supposed to debut on April 15th. How did these slugs get to see it early? How does it benefit the public to let braying jackasses see the movie early? Is it because they'll refuse to review your movie if you don't let them have it early? Well, we can't have that now can we ... we might miss a dollar.
Speaking of that, better make sure all the theaters have a spare popcorn machine ... one of those breaks down and the whole night's profit is shot to hell. "Sorry sir, the popcorn machine is down ... maybe you'd like to pay $10 for a candy bar instead ... go ahead, sir ... it will help alleviate the feeling that you might have to go home without being peeled like a grape ... a moronic grape.
Hey, I'm not putting down movie peeps. Even a mental giant such as myself pays for popcorn at a movie theater. Mmmmmmm, $12 bucks? Wow, I hope it's stale!
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"Shakespeare in Love" defeated "Saving Private Ryan" as best picture of the year whenever that was. Go to your local video/DVD store toay and try and rent "Shakespeare in Love". Didn't critics also hate some low budget, stupid piece of shit called "Passion of the Christ" that went on to make a couple of dollars, anyway?
Had to dig for this news at this early date; but, apparently, this stupid-ass film was getting so much pre-opening response that theater chains have been forced to open about two times more of their theaters to its premiere than they had anticipated. That so many opening shows were all sold out only further proves what liberals already know: that most people are too stupid to know what they should want.
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