Friday, January 21, 2011

Iron Man Shrugged.

A superhero movie based on the comic book character Iron Man. In this sequel, Tony Stark faces an enemy who has built his own version of the Iron Man suit, as well as a douchey rival weapons manufacturer.
The Subtext
Iron Man is the ultimate objectivist hero, fighting for private property rights against the vulturelike thieves known as "the government." In other words, Ayn Rand's wet dream.


We're legitimately sorry for that mental image.
In Rand's 1,200-page love letter to capitalism, Atlas Shrugged, you have a protagonist named Francisco d'Anconia, a brilliant businessman who runs his inherited family business. D'Anconia deliberately maintains an image as a worthless playboy in order to avoid the growing culture of government theft depicted in Rand's novel.

The protagonist of the Iron Man series is Tony Stark, a brilliant businessman who has also inherited his father's business. Until the end of the first Iron Man film, Stark deliberately maintains an image as a worthless playboy in order to hide his superhero identity.


Man, no one could have called that.
Then in Rand's novel we have Hank Rearden, another protagonist who got super-rich by inventing a valuable metal alloy whose formula he continues to keep secret. The government, sensing the metal's usefulness, tries to forcibly take the rights to Rearden's alloy away from him.
Stark also gains massive amounts power by inventing, among other things, a gold-titanium alloy for use in the Iron Man suit, whose design he continues to keep a secret. The government, sensing its usefulness, tries to take the rights to Stark's suit.


"My God, Stevens. Think of how many rednecks we could trick into believing in aliens with that thing."

In Atlas Shrugged, Rearden is hauled into court for breaking government regulations relating to his steel company. He gives a wildly popular speech in court about his property rights, telling his accusers: "I am fighting for my property!" He humiliates his opponents by winning over the crowd and concludes by telling them: "I work for nothing but my own profit."
In Iron Man 2, Stark is hauled into a Senate hearing, during which a senator demands he hand over his designs.
Stark responds by giving a wildly popular speech about his property rights, telling his accusers: "You want my property? You can't have it!" He humiliates his opponents by winning over the crowd and concludes by telling them: "I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself."
The bad guys, too, are uncannily similar. Atlas Shrugged's government lobbyist cozies up to the government in lieu of actual talent. Iron Man 2's main antagonist keeps trying to steal Stark's work with the help of substantial government contracts. There's also Iron Man's other nemesis in the film, Ivan Vanko, who is Russian. You know what else comes from Russia? Communism, that's what.

Plus, in a documentary on the DVD for the first film, Iron Man co-creator Stan Lee flat out says that he created a capitalist, commie-fighting, industrialist, weapon-manufacturing superhero as a way to deliberately antagonize hippie-leaning comic book fans. Anti-military sentiment was high back in the 60s, and Lee wanted to challenge himself by creating a character he could force them to like.


So many good things have come from fucking with comic book nerds.
The result is that Iron Man 2 would be identical to Atlas Shrugged, if only it contained no humor and concluded with the bad guys unanimously standing down after Stark gave a 25 minute speech.



"Your fancy orating touched my ticker."

4 comments:

Evil_Klown said...

Sounds like the lefties hate this movie. After all, we wouldn't want the hoi poloi getting the wrong idea, now would we.

BTW, is there any hippie punching in this movie? Cracked acts as if the hippies really take an undeserved beating. That might make me go see it.

A is A said...

I named one of my cats "Rearden." Hank was my favorite character in all of Rand's fiction.
There was a rumor circulating several years ago that there were some negotiations occurring about making an "Atlas" movie. Maybe it was actually done under the radar - thus saving on royalties. I shall see this flicker-show.

Anonymous said...

You stole this from Cracked, you thief. http://www.cracked.com/article_18967_6-famous-movies-with-mind-blowing-hidden-meanings

Quit violating copyright and do your own work.

WOMBAT said...

Well done, Anonymous! And only a year after the original post. You're in the wrong business! If only I had linked to the original Cracked article in the post.

Oh... darnit... darnit all to heck... *takes a swipe at thin air*... I DID reference the original Cracked article in the post. Darnit darnit DARNIT.

Well, keep at it. Don't give up the fight. There's still a future for you in crack detective work, Anonymous. If I were you, I'd stay anonymous too. Otherwise... *looks around suspiciously*... it could be... *looks around again just in case*... embarrassing...

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