Sheesh

SYDNEY (AFP) — An Australian political leader broke down at a news conference Tuesday as he admitted that he had sniffed the chair of a female colleague, local media reported.

The confession came from the leader of the conservative Liberal Party in Western Australia, Troy Buswell, who has previously owned up to snapping the bra strap of an opposition party staffer. More here:

I got brain damage from reading "conservative liberal party." I was reading the article real fast when BOOM, my eyes got in a huge wreck.