Monday, November 9, 2009

Dear Penis

Self Portrait




No doubt he studied painting while a community organizer

Sunday, November 8, 2009

How did your rep vote on health care?


I just want everyone to know, my rep voted "NO" on the health care bill that just passed the House.

Want to know how your rep voted? Click here:

The vote was 220- Yes and 215-No. Don't you just love how they can ram this shit down your throat with a five-vote difference? So 51% of the people can vote to install a massive, permanent, government program ... against the wishes of the other 49% ... and then make the other 49% pay for it along with the 51% . Yep, sounds EXACTLY like what the founding fathers had in mind, the tyranny of the mob.


Let me ask you something. Do you think the states would have ratified the original Constitution if they thought for one second that the federal government would get this powerful and seize power like this? This is why the founders set out to severely limit the power of the federal government to certain "enumerated powers" in the Constitution.

The Democrats/libs/commies like to point to the general welfare clause in the Constitution to justify massive taxes and power grabs like this. I mean, think about it ... why in the hell would they go through the trouble of enumerating the powers if they were just going to trump the whole thing with the general welfare clause?

If that is so, then why did they write the entire Constitution? Why didn't they just write "Congress can do anything it damn well pleases as long as it's for the general welfare of the people." There you go, a one sentence Constitution. Do you think the several states would have ratified that?
You have to be an idiot liberal to have logic like that. Dirty rat bastard commies.

Religion a factor at Fort Hood? Nahhhhh


Excerpts from this Washington Post article:

Law enforcement officials also faced questions about whether they had missed possible warning signs. Six months ago, investigators came across Internet postings, allegedly by Hasan, that indicated sympathy for suicide bombers and empathized with the plight of Muslim civilians killed in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to a federal official briefed on the situation. The official, and another source, said investigators never confirmed whether Hasan was the author of the postings and did not pursue the matter.

The postings were among a handful of possible red flags that preceded Thursday's rampage, in which 13 people were killed and 38 were wounded in the deadliest mass shooting on a U.S. military installation to date. Friends and acquaintances said Hasan had been increasingly agitated over the U.S. wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and he reportedly said the U.S. "war on terror" was a "war on Muslims."

Oh, did I mention he yelled "Allahu Akbar" before opening fire?

Yes, and if you have any further question in your mind, you can click here for even MORE piles of evidence. And yet ... the media some people will try to lead you in a different direction. At this link, (video) the genius, Chris Matthews, of the totally fair and objective MSNBC, quothe "We may never know if religion was a factor ..." You know, you really have to wonder exactly what Chris' motivations are when he hides/misrepresents/spins the obvious truth.

Yes Chrissie, some people will never know. Some people will be perpetually in the dark ... and many of them will be the doofy-looking fucksticks on MSNBC. After all, they need to get past this story so they can go back to covering the REALLY sick and deranged murderous types ... you know ... like the tea party protesters.

All the important things in life

Copy of letter from Jackson Ms newspaper


Dear Sirs:

"During my last night's shift in the ER, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient with a shiny new gold tooth, multiple elaborate tattoos, a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and a new cellular telephone equipped with her favorite R&B tune for a ringtone. Glancing over the chart, one could not help noticing her payer status: Medicaid.

She smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and, somehow, still has money to buy beer.

And our Congress expects me to pay for this woman's health care? Our nation's health care crisis is not a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. It is a crisis of culture — a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance. A culture that thinks "I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me".

Life is really not that hard. Most of us reap what we sow.



Don't you Agree?




STARNER JONES, MD
Jackson , MS


(I wonder if he is still practicing ?)

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Rep. Fred Maslack (Vermont State Rep.)

UPDATE:  THIS IS AN OLD STORY - An anonymous commenter said it was a hoax so I checked it out.  Then I posted an update with "This is a Hoax" in the first line.

Another commenter said it was just old so I checked further and it appears that is correct (just old.)  So I removed the "This is a hoax" statement.  Anyway, I'm not going to work any further on this and you'll do your own research if you're smart. Thanks to "cachick1111" and everyone who cared enough to post a comment.  Maybe we can all learn something.

Vermont State Rep. Fred Maslack has read the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution as well as Vermont ’s own Constitution very carefully, and his strict interpretation of these documents is popping some eyeballs in New England and elsewhere. Maslack recently proposed a bill to register non-gun-owners and require them to pay a $500 fee to the state. Thus Vermont would become the first state to require a permit for the luxury of going about unarmed and assess a fee of $500 for the privilege of not owning a gun. Maslack read the “militia” phrase of the Second Amendment as not only affirming the right of the individual citizen to bear arms, but as a clear mandate to do so. He believes that universal gun ownership was advocated by the Framers of the Constitution as an antidote to a “monopoly of force” by the government as well as criminals




Vermont’s constitution states explicitly that “the people have a right to bear arms for the defense of themselves and the State” and those persons who “conscientiously scrupulous of bearing arms” shall be required to “pay such equivalent.” Clearly, says Maslack, Vermonters have a constitutional obligation to arm themselves so that they are capable of responding to “any situation that may arise”. Under the bill, adults who choose not to own a firearm would be required to register their name, address, Social Security Number, and driver’s license number with the state. “There is a legitimate government interest in knowing who is prepared to defend the state should they be asked to do so,” Maslack says Vermont already boasts a high rate of gun ownership along with the least restrictive laws of any state – it’s currently the only state that allows a citizen to carry a concealed firearm without a permit. This combination of plenty of guns and few laws regulating them has resulted in a crime rate that is the third lowest in the nation.

( I can't wait to see what happens with this)

Recent elections sent message to GOP

"A Scene from The Godfather"
Found it at HotAir:

Friday, November 6, 2009

Fri pins


Shoes are back

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Average intelligence has its drawbacks


NEILSVILLE, Wis. — The call came into the 911 dispatcher: "I don't want to hurt anybody. I'm drunk." And with that, Mary Strey, 49, of Granton, reported herself as a drunken driver about three miles northeast of Neilsville in central Wisconsin.

Clark County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Jim Backus said Monday that Strey's call on Oct. 24 led deputies to cite her for misdemeanor drunken driving with a blood-alcohol level double the legal limit to drive. She makes her first court appearance Dec. 10.

Backus said drunken drivers reporting themselves is rare.

In the 911 call, Strey said she wanted to report a drunken driver and the dispatcher asked if she was behind the suspect vehicle. "I am them," Strey said. She then followed the dispatcher's advice to pull over and turn on her flashers, telling him she had been "drinking all night long." From the Associated Press:

I think it would have occurred to my drunk ass to just pull over and call one of my friends to come get me. Then again, I'm a boner-fyd, certifyd, genius.

Castro's lawyer is now OUR lawyer

Hey, do you know Obama's top lawyer for the White House? No? Allow me to introduce you to Gregory Craig. No need to thank me.


Recently, I have learned some information (about this jackass) in which you may be interested.

Excerpts from The American Thinker

Among the throng of Clinton regime retreads recruited for the Obama administration we find Gregory Craig. Craig served as Obama's advisor on Latin American during the campaign, and was appointed last week as chief White House Counsel.

The MSM has mentioned Craig's role as Bill Clinton's impeachment lawyer, but mostly has omitted mention of Craig's role as chief facilitator for Fidel Castro's shanghaiing of Elian Gonzalez.

Upon accepting the case, Gregory Craig had flown to Cuba for a meeting with Fidel Castro.

Uh-huh ... Castro's lawyer ... okie dokie.

Ok, guess who else was involved in that clusterfuck. How about the man Obama appointed as Attorney General of the United States, Eric Holder. Yes ... THAT Eric Holder ... the one that got Marc Rich pardoned ... but that's another story.

Excerpts from this story at NewsBusters:

Background:
As the April 23, 2000 edition of the Media Research Center's CyberAlert noted at the time, Andrew Napolitano of Fox News charged that the early-Saturday seizure of the then 6 year-old Gonzalez from those who were taking care of him flagrantly disobeyed a ruling of the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals.

In response to a question from Fox News anchor Jeff Asman, Napolitano said the following (bolds are mine throughout this post):

The order issued by the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals four days ago .... said once the INS chooses the guardian, and the INS chose Lazaro Gonzalez (Elian's paternal great uncle -- Ed.) to be the guardian, and an application for asylum has been made by the guardian, the INS can not change the guardian and that's exactly what they did here."

Asman: "So is this executive overreach?"

Napolitano: "This is more than executive overreach. This is contempt of the circuit court of appeals order. This is a high class kidnapping is what it is, sanctioned by no law, sanctioned by no judge..."

In an interview later that morning, Napolitano left Holder speechless (also available in the fourth item at this link):

Napolitano: Tell me, Mr. Holder, why did you not get a court order authorizing you to go in and get the boy?

Holder: Because we didn't need a court order. INS can do this on its own.

Napolitano: You know that a court order would have given you the cloak of respectability to have seized the boy.

Holder: We didn't need an order.

Napolitano: Then why did you ask the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals for such an order if you didn't need one?

Holder: [Silence]

Napolitano: The fact is, for the first time in history you have taken a child from his residence at gunpoint to enforce your custody position, even though you did not have an order authorizing it.

Earlier in that interview, as noted in a different CyberAlert item on the same day, Holder showed that he wouldn't admit the truth, even when in plain sight:

Napolitano: When is the last time a boy, a child, was taken at the point of a gun without an order of a judge. Unprecedented in American history."

Holder: "He was not taken at the point of a gun."

Napolitano: "We have a photograph showing he was taken at the point of a gun."

Holder: "They were armed agents who went in there who acted very sensitively..."

Here is the Pulitzer Prize-winning photo taken by Alan Diaz of the Associated Press depicting how Elian Gonzalez was "was not taken at the point of a gun"

Ha ha -- oh, man. HEE HAW -- HEE HAW. And these fucking people are running the country. I can't believe it ... we conservatives are getting our asses kicked all over commie-town by these hope-and-change shitstains.

I feel a little silly writing this. I mean ... it's all common knowledge right? The media has harped and harped and harped on this until we're all blue in the face.

Venezuela water shortage fault of capitalism


Residents of the Venezuelan capital face cuts in water service for as much as 48 hours per week, after the government imposed rationing to stem a 25 percent shortfall in the city's supply, officials said Monday.

Officials said cuts in water service were to be staggered throughout Caracas through the duration of the current dry season, which is not expected to end until May 2010.

Weather forecasters blame the "El Nino" weather phenomenon, saying the periodic weather system has markedly reduced rainfall and created drought conditions.

Others blame the shortage on poor government management of the country's water resources, while President Hugo Chavez faulted the excesses of capitalism. More at Breitbart.com

LMAO. The libs (commies,) they fuck everything up and then blame capitalism.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Genius captured, impresses judge


WOODSTOCK, Ill. (CBS) ― If you flip someone off in traffic, you might get angry stares or a nasty honk of the car horn, but if you do it in court, expect much more severe consequences.

A McHenry County man found that out the hard way.

Kane Kellett, 24, raised his middle finger while he was being sworn in to face home invasion charges at a rights hearing, the Daily Herald reported. He also hurled profanity at Judge G. Martin Zopp.

Zopp promptly gave Kellett six months in jail for contempt of court.

Kellett was wanted on charges of aggravated battery and assault. He is accused of attacking two people, including a pregnant woman last month in Crystal Lake, Deputy Police Chief Dennis Harris told CBS 2.

He is accused of punching the woman in the face and kicking her in the ribs after she fell on Oct. 13. He is also charged with a home invasion on Oct. 14, in which he forced his way in by kicking down a door to a multi-family home in Crystal Lake, battered a resident with a flashlight, and fled once police were called, Harris said.

Kellett was on the McHenry County Sheriff's Top 10 Most Wanted List and was described as "armed and dangerous" before he was arrested Friday night. From cbs2chicago.com

Hardy har ... way to go, Kellett ... you didn't let that judge hand you any shit. You can tell your fellow inmates that when you're talking to them between the bars. They'll know JUST what you're talking about ... they'll be impressed too. After all, isn't that the ultimate fantasy of all geniuses ... to impress dipshit criminals?

Let the great swine flu panic begin



After a rough spring that saw as many as 20 to 40 percent of New Yorkers exposed to H1N1, subway riders have resorted to defending themselves with their fists.

Violence struck on a southbound D train Monday morning after two women got into an argument over one's refusal to cover her mouth while coughing. It ended with her spitting on the other, a punch, and the second woman dragging the first to the floor of the car by her hair.

Here's the play-by-play account, as witnessed firsthand by The Business Insider's Lawrence Delevingne:

"No one got the conductor -- it just seemed like a shouting match -- but as the train pulled into 42nd Street, the coughing woman spit on the other, provoking what sounded like a punch from the reaction of the crowd (we didn't directly see it). Then the cougher attempted to exit the train as the doors were open, but the second woman grabbed her by the back of the hair, violently yanking her down to the floor."

From nbcnewyork.com

I'm guessing flu strains have been around as long as man but maybe it'll go away next year ... if we all panic enough.

So you're asking yourselves ... "Why does the media/government continue to harp away on this crap? Is it for profits?" You're close, my friends, very close. Always remember, the mainstream media isn't ALL about profits (for themselves) ... they have a MUCH bigger agenda than just that. Anytime you hear them hyping something, it's always for a reason ... and that "reason" does NOT include your well-being. Here's what they're leading up to.

The commies have been pounding away on this flu business for 10 years. The solution? Nationalize the pharmaceutical companies ... you know ... because the government can do things like manage the vaccines much better than the private sector. At least, so says this Marxist from the "Green Left" website. Of course, he was talking about the avian flu but so what ... any excuse will do. Remember, green is the new red.

Oopsie daisy


Sun Meng has been given the cold shoulder by his community after the extraordinary picture of him cowering naked outside the flat were posted on the internet.

The terrified 25-year-old fled from the balcony window when he was caught in bed with the man's wife at the married couple's flat in Chengdu, central China.

Photographs of the anrgy showdown, taken by a startled neighbour, were uploaded to a local community website.

They show Sun perched on the first floor ledge while his lover is confronted by her un-named husband inside. Ledge? Looks like an air conditioner to me ... and HTF did he get up there?

"My family is ashamed and none of my own neighbours will talk to me any more," said Sun.

"I know what I did was wrong but I was afraid he would kill me.

"People are even laughing at how I look naked - but I have to point out it was a very cold day," he added. Ha ha ... yeah Sun ... we hear ya.

Chengdu, capital of the Sichuan province in south-western China, has a population of about 11 million.

In 2003, the Chinese government relaxed its traditional hold over the private lives of its subjects by allowing them to marry without the permission of their bosses. From the telegraph.co.uk

This guy should be in prison


Excerpts from this article at nytimes.com Bold is mine.

WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Al Gore thought he had spotted a winner last year when a small California firm sought financing for an energy-saving technology from the venture capital firm where Mr. Gore is a partner.

The company, Silver Spring Networks, produces hardware and software to make the electricity grid more efficient. It came to Mr. Gore’s firm, Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers, one of Silicon Valley’s top venture capital providers, looking for $75 million to expand its partnerships with utilities seeking to install millions of so-called smart meters in homes and businesses.

Mr. Gore and his partners decided to back the company, and in gratitude Silver Spring retained him and John Doerr, another Kleiner Perkins partner, as unpaid corporate advisers.

The deal appeared to pay off in a big way last week, when the Energy Department announced $3.4 billion in smart grid grants. Of the total, more than $560 million went to utilities with which Silver Spring has contracts. Ha ha -- 560 MILLION. Probably just a coincidence. And that's just ONE of many companies in which he has "invested." And this is a GRANT ... not a loan ... capisky?

Critics, mostly on the political right and among global warming skeptics, say Mr. Gore is poised to become the world’s first “carbon billionaire,” profiteering from government policies he supports that would direct billions of dollars to the business ventures he has invested in.

This cracks me up. Gore is shearing Americans like the mentally impaired sheep they are.


Monday, November 2, 2009

Who is Ayn Rand ??



Wombat linked me to this video.

A tribute to the Reverend Wright



Also for the Anonymous lib who writes comments and apparently admires the Klown from afar. If she keeps reading this blog, I think a Klown school is in her future.

"Reverend" Wright is NOT a Marxist, right?

Speaking of the Death Penalty ...

The hangman's building in Virginia City, Montana still stands.
September, 2005, photo by Road Notes.

"For God's sake," said he, "if you're going to hang me, I want you to do it and get through with it. If not, I want you to tie up my finger for me." "Give me that overcoat of yours, Jack," he said to Jack Gallager, as the latter was stripped for the noose."

You won't need it now," replied Jack Gallager, who was dying blasphemous. About then, George Lane, one of the line of men about to be hung, jumped off his box on his own account." There's one gone to hell," remarked Boone Helm, philosophically. Jack Gallager was hanged next, and as he struggled his former friend watched him calmly. "Kick away, old fellow," said Boone Helm. Then, as though suddenly resolved to end it, he commented, "My turn next. I'll be in hell with you in a minute!"

You can read the rest of the two-page story at Legends Of America.

Found it in a comment by Bisbonian at the J-Walk Blog:

FYI - Boone Helm was Bisbonian's great-great grandfather's cousin.

I read the story ... there is a dearth of information about their "appeals." I guess that's what they meant by "vigilante court." I did a small amount of research trying to find out if this "vigilante" stuff was actually legal at one point but I never made the determination ... although, it was VERY common in the late 1800's. It seems every town with a dirt road had official "vigilantes." I shall do more research on this in the future and report to you on just WTF the story is.

Also, I was too lazy (at first) to look it up ... but wtf with "kick away old fellow?" Hadn't they learned about the proper "drop" necessary to do away with all the kicking and struggling? Sheesh. Perhaps that was part of the punishment/entertainment. I wonder if they ever played "Pinata" with them.

I got motivated and looked it up ... apparently they didna figure out the "drop" stuff until the late 1800's. I guess the information hadn't made it out to the west yet (as best I can determine, Boone's hanging took place in the late 1860's) ... or maybe they couldna do the math ... you know ... cuz people who lived long ago weren't as smart as we modern geniuses. Anyway, the "drop" info follows.

From Wikipedia:

There are four ways of performing a judicial hanging — the short drop, suspension hanging, the standard drop, and the long drop. A mechanized form of hanging, the upright jerker, was also experimented with in the 18th century.

Short drop
The short drop is done by placing the condemned prisoner on the back of a cart, horse, or other vehicle, with the noose around the neck. The object is then moved away, leaving the person dangling from the rope. The condemned prisoner dies of strangulation, typically between ten and twenty minutes. Before 1850, it was the main method. A ladder was also commonly used with the condemned being forced to ascend, after which the noose was tied and the ladder pulled away or turned, leaving the condemned hanging. Another method involves using a stool, which the condemned is required to stand on, being kicked away.

Standard drop
The standard drop, which arrived as calculated in English units, involves a drop of between four and six feet (1.2 to 1.8 m) and came into use from 1866, when the scientific details were published by an Irish doctor, Samuel Haughton. Immediately its use spread to English-speaking countries and those where judicial systems had an English origin. It was considered a humane improvement on the short drop because it was intended to be enough to break the person's neck, causing immediate paralysis and immobilization (and probable immediate unconsciousness).

Long drop
This process, also known as the measured drop, was introduced to Britain in 1872 by William Marwood as a scientific advancement to the standard drop. Instead of everyone falling the same standard distance, the person's height, weight and strength[4] were used to determine how much slack would be provided in the rope so that the distance dropped would be enough to ensure that the neck was broken but not so much that the person was decapitated.

Prior to 1892, the drop was between four and ten feet (about one to three metres), depending on the weight of the body, and was calculated to deliver a force of 1,260 lbf (5,600 newtons or 572 kgf), which fractured the neck at either the 2nd and 3rd or 4th and 5th cervical vertebrae. However, this force resulted in some decapitations, such as the famous case of "Black Jack" Tom Ketchum in New Mexico Territory in 1901. Between 1892 and 1913, the length of the drop was shortened to avoid decapitation. After 1913, other factors were also taken into account, and the force delivered was reduced to about 1,000 lbf (4,400 N or 450 kgf). The decapitation of Eva Dugan during a botched hanging in 1930 led the state of Arizona to switch to the gas chamber as its primary execution method, on the grounds that it was believed more humane.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

I LOVE TEXAS !!


Yes, Texas ... I think Ron White said (paraphrasing) "While all the idiot libs are trying to do away with the death penalty, Texas has put in an express lane." And what do these violent, murdering, jackasses, have to say just before we dispatch them to hell? Here's a couple of samples:

Reginald Blanton: Yes I do. I know ya'lls pain, believe me I shed plenty of tears behind Carlos. Carlos was my friend. I didn't murder him. This what is happening right now is an injustice. This doesn't solve anything. This will not bring back Carlos. Ya'll fought real hard here to prove my innocence. This is only the beginning. I love each and everyone dearly. Dre My queen. I love you. Yaws, Junie I love yall. Stay strong, continue to fight. They are fixing to pump my veins with a lethal drug the American Veterinary Association won't even allow to be used on dogs. I say I am worse off than a dog. They want to kill me for this; I am not the man that did this. Fight on. I will see ya'll again. That's all I can say.

Johnny Johnson: The Polunsky dungeon should be compared with the Death Row Community as existing not living. Why do I say this, the Death Row is full of isolated hearts and suppressed minds. We are filled with love looking for affection and a way to understand. I am a Death Row resident of the Polunsky dungeon. Why does my heart ache. We want pleasure love and satisfaction. It. The walls of darkness crushed in on me. Life without meaning is life without purpose. But the solace within the Polunsky dungeon, the unforgivesness within society, the church Pastors and Christians. It is terrifying. Does anyone care or who I am. Can you feel me people. The Polunsky dungeon is what I call the pit of hopelessness. The terrifying thing is the US is the only place, country that is the only civilized country that is free that says it will stop murder and enable justice. I ask each of you to lift up your voices to demand an end to the Death Penalty. If we live, we live to the Lord. If we die we die to the Lord. Christ rose again, in Jesus name. Bye Aunt Helen, Luise, Joanna and to all the rest of yall. You may proceed Warden. (began singing)
*Sniff* Poor guys. I feel so sorry for them. I'm even more sorry we couldn't smash them in the teeth with a baseball bat until they were dead. Maybe slowly (very slowly) pushing them up to the edge of the roof on a tall building.

I remember reading this before (and probably posting it) but Texas is killing these fucksticks faster than than a lib calling in sick when he/she hears a protest is going on in their neighborhood. Yeah, I know, lame metaphor ... but i hate libs.
You can click here for the rest of the long list.

IMPORTANT: It is better to read the "Offender Information" before reading their last statement as it tells you their prior record as well as gives you a summary of the crime for which they are dying. It makes for MUCH better entertainment than the statement alone. I give you these tips because I care and you can always count on the Klown to enhance your entertainment value whenever possible.

I really like the whining/sniveling "you're killing an innocent man" ones.


Found it at J-Walk: