Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Coming soon to America
Sixteen people banned from entering the UK were "named and shamed" by the Home Office today. Note: I think Britain's "Home Office" is the same as our "Homeland Security." Savage was one of the peeps they banned -- lmao. What a bunch of geniuses. What a blow for freedom.
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said she decided to make public the names of 16 people banned since October so others could better understand what sort of behaviour Britain was not prepared to tolerate.
"I think it's important that people understand the sorts of values and sorts of standards that we have here, the fact that it's a privilege to come and the sort of things that mean you won't be welcome in this country," Ms Smith told GMTV.
"Coming to this country is a privilege. If you can't live by the rules that we live by, the standards and the values that we live by, we should exclude you from this country and, what's more, now we will make public those people that we have excluded. More here:
Yes, She's busy "banning" people who disagree with liberals ... you know ... except Muslim hate preachers ... in Britain's mosques ... collecting welfare ... THOSE are OK.
I mean, I don't listen to Savage but it's not as if he's Bill Ayers or something. I'm sure Savage will be dejected because he can't go to England -- oh WOE IS HIM!!
Anyway, good thinking, liberal dipshit. Ban those radio talk-show hosts -- BAN THEM -- THEY'LL GO AWAY SOON. And don't stop either, keep banning people for thought/speech crimes ... and keep raising the bar.
Hey, I wonder if it's suddenly going to be popular to be "banned list." I can just see a bunch of people trying to get on it now so they can say "I was on the banned list before it was cool."
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said she decided to make public the names of 16 people banned since October so others could better understand what sort of behaviour Britain was not prepared to tolerate.
"I think it's important that people understand the sorts of values and sorts of standards that we have here, the fact that it's a privilege to come and the sort of things that mean you won't be welcome in this country," Ms Smith told GMTV.
"Coming to this country is a privilege. If you can't live by the rules that we live by, the standards and the values that we live by, we should exclude you from this country and, what's more, now we will make public those people that we have excluded. More here:
Yes, She's busy "banning" people who disagree with liberals ... you know ... except Muslim hate preachers ... in Britain's mosques ... collecting welfare ... THOSE are OK.
I mean, I don't listen to Savage but it's not as if he's Bill Ayers or something. I'm sure Savage will be dejected because he can't go to England -- oh WOE IS HIM!!
Anyway, good thinking, liberal dipshit. Ban those radio talk-show hosts -- BAN THEM -- THEY'LL GO AWAY SOON. And don't stop either, keep banning people for thought/speech crimes ... and keep raising the bar.
Hey, I wonder if it's suddenly going to be popular to be "banned list." I can just see a bunch of people trying to get on it now so they can say "I was on the banned list before it was cool."
Bush=Idiot Obama=Genius
WASHINGTON (AP) - President Barack Obama's joke wasn't lost in translation—even though he referred to a Cinco de Mayo celebration as "Cinco de Cuatro."
"My accent's always been good," he said. "It's just that I only know 15 words."Obama jumbled his words as he welcomed guests to the White House to observe the Mexican holiday, sending the crowd into laughter before he referred to the day correctly.
"Welcome to Cinco de Cuatro—Cinco de Mayo at the White House," said Obama, in what appeared to be an attempt to note they were celebrating on the fourth of May instead of the fifth. More here:
That's funny, when Bush (or any conservative) made a mistake, it was because he's an idiot. When Obama makes a mistake, it's because he's so lovably human and cuddly.
Oh really? That's funny because, Bush-The-Idiot speaks a fair bit of Spanish. Did you know that? You didn't? I guess that's what makes it so hilarious. Don't worry though, if you ever got confused, the fair, balanced and honest media would be there to help you remember. The media can always be trusted to give you both sides of an issue.
This jackass should be in jail
The headquarters of Murtech, in a low-slung, bland building in a Glen Burnie business park, has its blinds drawn tight and few signs of life. On several days of visits, a handful of cars sit in the parking lot, and no trucks arrive at the 10 loading bays at the back of the building.Yet last year, Murtech received $4 million in Pentagon work, all of it without competition, for a variety of warehousing and engineering services. With its long corridor of sparsely occupied offices and an unmanned reception area, Murtech's most striking feature is its owner -- Robert C. Murtha Jr., 49. He is the nephew of Rep. John P. Murtha, the Pennsylvania Democrat who has significant sway over the Defense Department's spending as chairman of the House Appropriations defense subcommittee.
Robert Murtha said he is not at liberty to discuss in detail what his company does, but for four years it has subsisted on defense contracts, according to records and interviews. More here:
Ah, it was probably just a coinkydink, right, Murtha? The FBI named him an "unindicted co-conspirator" in the ABSCAM prosecution but he wriggled free due to political maneuvering. Hey, maybe they'll get you this time, you piece of shit.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Objective jourrrrrnalists
Fair, honest and objective jourrrrnalists in the White House Press Corp. They remain seated when President Bush walks in but they all spring to their feet for Obama. The Klown thinks they have a contest -- first one to stand gets to blow him.
Monday, May 4, 2009
PREPARE FOR LANGUAGE CHANGE
WASHINGTON — The problem with global warming, some environmentalists believe, is [using the term] “global warming.”
Instead of grim warnings about global warming, the firm advises, talk about “our deteriorating atmosphere.” Drop discussions of carbon dioxide and bring up “moving away from the dirty fuels of the past.” Don’t confuse people with cap and trade; use terms like “cap and cash back” or “pollution reduction refund.”
A summary of the group’s latest findings and recommendations was accidentally sent by e-mail to a number of news organizations by someone who sat in this week on a briefing intended for government officials and environmental leaders.
Asked about the summary, ecoAmerica’s president and founder, Robert M. Perkowitz, requested that it not be reported until the formal release of the firm’s full paper later this month, but acknowledged that its wide distribution now made compliance with his request unlikely. Oh, that's such a shame. More here:
Yes, because libs ALWAYS change the language. They ALWAYS name their programs the opposite of what they really are. How about "The Employee Free Choice Act" (which takes away the secret ballot for union formation.) How about "The Fairness Doctrine."
Hey libs ... I think you should call this one "Genius Liberals Guarding Your Freedom & Liberty."
Instead of grim warnings about global warming, the firm advises, talk about “our deteriorating atmosphere.” Drop discussions of carbon dioxide and bring up “moving away from the dirty fuels of the past.” Don’t confuse people with cap and trade; use terms like “cap and cash back” or “pollution reduction refund.”
A summary of the group’s latest findings and recommendations was accidentally sent by e-mail to a number of news organizations by someone who sat in this week on a briefing intended for government officials and environmental leaders.
Asked about the summary, ecoAmerica’s president and founder, Robert M. Perkowitz, requested that it not be reported until the formal release of the firm’s full paper later this month, but acknowledged that its wide distribution now made compliance with his request unlikely. Oh, that's such a shame. More here:
Yes, because libs ALWAYS change the language. They ALWAYS name their programs the opposite of what they really are. How about "The Employee Free Choice Act" (which takes away the secret ballot for union formation.) How about "The Fairness Doctrine."
Hey libs ... I think you should call this one "Genius Liberals Guarding Your Freedom & Liberty."
Libs getting pissed at libs
* Tear gas, warning shots, water cannon in Turkey
* Early-morning clashes in Germany, 50 police hurt
* Greek police clash with self-styled anarchists
* In France, even managers take to streets in protest
(Reuters) - May Day protesters clashed with riot police in Germany, Turkey and Greece on Friday while thousands angry at the government's responses to the global financial crisis took to the streets in France. Rising unemployment across Europe and beyond has added intensity to May Day marches as last year's market crash and banking meltdown rolls into the real economy. More here:
I can't imagine why they're so pissed. They keep voting for idiot liberals and now they got what they've been asking for for 50 years. Looks like they're grown weary of the results of creeping communism. The problem is, libs can't add two and two. They'll blame the whole thing on greedy capitalists.
Maybe after a couple of generations of starving, they'll figure it out ... nah. This will probably end the same way all tyrannies end ... ha ha. Too bad they've already given up their guns. Good luck with the rock-throwing, jackasses.
Well, at least they have low murder-by-gun rates over there ... as they eat their gruel, they can look back on that with pride.
I can't imagine why they're so pissed. They keep voting for idiot liberals and now they got what they've been asking for for 50 years. Looks like they're grown weary of the results of creeping communism. The problem is, libs can't add two and two. They'll blame the whole thing on greedy capitalists.
Maybe after a couple of generations of starving, they'll figure it out ... nah. This will probably end the same way all tyrannies end ... ha ha. Too bad they've already given up their guns. Good luck with the rock-throwing, jackasses.
Well, at least they have low murder-by-gun rates over there ... as they eat their gruel, they can look back on that with pride.
Jon Stewart, liberal genius
Jon Stewart (real last name = Leibowitz) ran his idiot liberal mouth, as he does every day, but this guy put the hammer on him like nobody's business. This is the intellectual equivalent of hitting a liberal in the teeth with an aluminum baseball bat. Sixteen minutes of sweet, SWEET "bat-to-teeth" entertainment.
The question is, why do complete idiot shitstains like Jon Stewart get to keep their jobs after such egregious statements and behavior? Why do conservative broadcasters lose their jobs when they say something stupid? Why doesn't the American media hold them up for ridicule on a "Daily" basis? It's a real mystery.
Do you think Jon Stewart (or any liberal) would change his position given these facts? I'll save you the trouble ... the answer is "no." Facts do not matter to idiots. The funniest part is ... most of the Democrats in Congress agree with the idiot, Jon Stewart. Hee Haw -- Hee Haw.
The question is, why do complete idiot shitstains like Jon Stewart get to keep their jobs after such egregious statements and behavior? Why do conservative broadcasters lose their jobs when they say something stupid? Why doesn't the American media hold them up for ridicule on a "Daily" basis? It's a real mystery.
Do you think Jon Stewart (or any liberal) would change his position given these facts? I'll save you the trouble ... the answer is "no." Facts do not matter to idiots. The funniest part is ... most of the Democrats in Congress agree with the idiot, Jon Stewart. Hee Haw -- Hee Haw.
Friday, May 1, 2009
New cruise line - "Pirates of the Indian Ocean"
I just got this from a good hunting buddy of mine in Pa. He is trying to organize a trip with special discount with 10 or more.
I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania). The cost is a bit high @ $800 US per person double occupancy but I didn't find that offensive. What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 per person double occupancy (4 days). All the boat does is sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here are some of the costs and claims associated with the package.
$800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing)
M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at 15.95
Ak-47 rifle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at 14.95
Barretta M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at 9.95
Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).
They even offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3 standard loads
"Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."
Meals are not included but seem reasonable.
Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs offer......... get this.....
"MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire"
Sign my ars up!
They advertise group rates and corporate discounts......and even claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"
They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied....here's some text from the ad.
"We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).. How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before Feb 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."
As if all that isn't enough to whet your appetite, there were a few testimonials
"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!"---- Lars, Hamburg Germany
"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0 -PASSENGERS-32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English"----Ned, Salt Lake city, Utah USA
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam"----"chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.
"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot!! This is a must do.---Zeke-Minnahaw Springs Kentucky USA
I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania). The cost is a bit high @ $800 US per person double occupancy but I didn't find that offensive. What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 per person double occupancy (4 days). All the boat does is sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here are some of the costs and claims associated with the package.
$800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing)
M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at 15.95
Ak-47 rifle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at 14.95
Barretta M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at 9.95
Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).
They even offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3 standard loads
"Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."
Meals are not included but seem reasonable.
Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs offer......... get this.....
"MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire"
Sign my ars up!
They advertise group rates and corporate discounts......and even claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"
They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied....here's some text from the ad.
"We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).. How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before Feb 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."
As if all that isn't enough to whet your appetite, there were a few testimonials
"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!"---- Lars, Hamburg Germany
"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0 -PASSENGERS-32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English"----Ned, Salt Lake city, Utah USA
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam"----"chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.
"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot!! This is a must do.---Zeke-Minnahaw Springs Kentucky USA
Prediction comes true
IT WAS ONCE SAID THAT A BLACK MAN WOULD BE PRESIDENT "WHEN PIGS FLY"
INDEED 100 DAYS INTO THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY
SWINE FLU
INDEED 100 DAYS INTO THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY
SWINE FLU
Yay! They finally get to use the word !!
April 30 (Bloomberg) -- A swine-flu patient in Spain who hadn’t traveled to Mexico may signal a new front of the outbreak, potentially heralding the first influenza pandemic in 41 years.
The World Health Organization raised its six-tier alert to 5, the second-highest, and said a pandemic declaration may come soon. It urged countries to make final preparations to deal with a virus that may sweep across the globe.
“It is all of humanity that is under threat during a pandemic,” Margaret Chan, WHO director-general, said at a news conference in Geneva yesterday. “The biggest question right now is this: How severe will the pandemic be? All countries should immediately now activate their pandemic plans.” The rest here:
These idiot libs have been waiting a long time since they coined the term "pandemic" in order to be able to finally use it. Happy days are finally here. Oh well, at least it won't cost us any money.
The World Health Organization raised its six-tier alert to 5, the second-highest, and said a pandemic declaration may come soon. It urged countries to make final preparations to deal with a virus that may sweep across the globe.
“It is all of humanity that is under threat during a pandemic,” Margaret Chan, WHO director-general, said at a news conference in Geneva yesterday. “The biggest question right now is this: How severe will the pandemic be? All countries should immediately now activate their pandemic plans.” The rest here:
These idiot libs have been waiting a long time since they coined the term "pandemic" in order to be able to finally use it. Happy days are finally here. Oh well, at least it won't cost us any money.
President Barack Obama asked Congress for $1.5 billion to battle an outbreak, and said parents should plan for school closings.D'OH!!
Menopause Study
A study worth sharing:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has Revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her Menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is Attracted to men with rugged and Masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends To be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his Mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected
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