Unanticipated Result.

If you hyphenate your last name... by choice.
If you let your hair go gray, wear long skirts, loose sweaters, long and cheap necklaces, square black glasses and dangling earrings.
If you drive a Prius, Subaru, or Volvo in the passing lane and believe that it's your duty to society to enforce the speed limit.
If you participate in surveys.
If you believe you impress your friends at cocktail parties.
If you throw food at people with whom you disagree.
If you've ever said "mic check" in a non-ironic way.
If you think Newt Gingrich's name is the basis for any political discussion.
If you use "real", "true", "truly" as if they're meaningful qualifiers.
If you call Republicans sheep who do as their told but think of "1984" as an instruction manual instead of a warning.
If your defense of Obama includes GW Bush, Sarah Palin or any other Republicans who are neither in office, running for office or intending on running for office.
If you think labeling someone is a valid argument.
If you think it's your civic duty to tell other people what their civic duty is.
If you get offended when someone says "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", "Ramadan Mubarak".
If you've ever said "Happy Kwanza" in a non-ironic way.
If you believe studies.
If you're convinced that global warming is man-made.
If you throw stones at the "1%" from your $15mm lakefront glass house.
If you think NBC, CBS, ABC, and MSNBC are credible and unbiased news sources.
If you voted for Obama in 2008 and will vote for him again in 2012.
If anyone who disagrees with you is a "racist".

Then you probably will be taken completely by surprise by the result of this advanced maneuver. And you will likely disagree with me when I say this is exactly where our country is headed for as long as it's the blind being led by the stupid.