The day before the Florida primaries - it looks dark indeed (for Newt)

Remember the South Carolina primary?  Remember how the media made the call for Romney ... and how ALL the polls showed Romney would win by a comfortable margin?  What?  You don't remember?  Well, that's why I'm here ... that's my super power ... the ability to fight amnesia.

Ok, time for a little walk down memory lane.

Typical headline from Jan 6th - a couple of weeks before the primary:

South Carolina Polls Show Romney Leading, Santorum Surging

Typical headline from Jan 20th - the day before the primary:

Ginrich, Romney, close South Carolina fight.

Typical headline from Jan 21st - the day of the primary

Gingrich, Romney ’Neck and Neck’ in South Carolina

Yes, and what actually happened?  What's this?  A Landslide?

Yes, a landslide.  And did the media come back and remind you how wrong they were?  Did they apologize for misleading you? No?  Gee, that's a bit underhanded isn't it?  Oh well, never mind that, just keep grazing ... baaaa - bleat.

But the media are idiot-libs ... and what does that mean? That means they have no capacity for embarrassment or humiliation, none.  Which means they'll go right along doing the exact same thing (trying to mislead you about polling information.)  And SOMETIMES their predictions will come true and they'll act like they're 100% in predictions ... counting on the very short memory of the grazing sheep.

So now ... what is the media doing in Florida?  Well, I have to say one thing ... with the media being libs and all I find it hard to believe they learned anything ... but THIS TIME they aren't saying "the race is tightening" or anything of the sort.  No, it's just "Romney in a walk ... better get on board and don't waste your vote."

Meanwhile, didn't Herman Cain just endorse Newt?  Didn't Fred Thompson just endorse Newt?  Didn't Sarah Palin tell everyone to vote for Newt to keep the vetting process moving forward?  Why, yes, I think they did.  Of course, the media realizes that nobody listens to these folks so might as well discount them altogether.  That way if Romney DOES win they can go off the deep end making endless fun of the Tea Party types/racists ... cuz "nyah nyah nyah." 

Just think of the opportunity ... then they would be able to discuss, ad infititum, how "these people have no influence with their endorsements ... and people of intelligence pay no attention to them - etc etc."  I can see them rubbing their hands with glee now, can't you?  Oh yes, make no mistake, this is a BIG CHANCE for the media and they know it.

Not only that, but look -- Gingrich is in last place in swing states.  Whatever you do, DO NOT THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY ON NEWT!! 

So, it's very clear that Newt doesn't stand a chance in Florida hell (or anywhere else) ... you got that through your heads this time ... you idiot sheep?  Now get to the polls and vote for Romney ... unless you want to be a loser.