Tuesday, May 10, 2011

It's zombie-proof but I wonder if it's Lib-proof.

Zombie-Proof Home Closing
Zombie-Proof Home 4
Zombie-Proof Home Boxed

As effective and practical as the house looks for such purposes, one wonders who would want to live in such an ugly home, especially given how unlikely a zombie apocalypse actually is. Fortunately, the house actually looks pretty appealing when opened up for everyday, non-apocalyptic living.

The home’s facade is made up almost entirely of windows, almost a necessity to add some openness and warmth to such an intimidating structure. Likewise, the open floorplan also keeps things from looking too confined, something which would also come in handy when the home is closed back up and you find yourself living in a concrete prison. A thick wall with a sliding, solid gate covers part of the property, but with the pics it’s impossible to tell if it surrounds it completely. On one side, though, we get a beautiful view of the lush lawn and many trees. That is, until you see a couple hundred zombies emerging from the green splendor in search of food.

For more ways to protect yourself, you could arm yourself with a Machete Slingshot, or protect against starvation with Zombie Jerky.

From one of my favorite blogs, Walyou.

2 comments:

A is A said...

It's definitely not Lib-proof - I can only imagine the property taxes. And the guy who built it was already safe - zombies eat brains.

scot/nitwit said...

And coming soon from a liberal in your district: tax on the rainfall per acre owned.

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