Thursday, July 1, 2010

Biden (the genius) implies Republicans are Nazis


Vice President Biden is out with an alarmed e-mail cash appeal warning that the GOP will mount a “blitzkrieg” against Democrats in the fall.

Comparing GOP tactics to the fast-striking forces of Nazi Germany, Biden warns in a message sent by the DCCC today: “As things heat up, you can expect House Democrats will be hit with a GOP blitzkrieg of vicious Swift-Boat-style attack ads, Karl Rove-inspired knockout tactics, thinly veiled attempts at character assassination and tea party disruptions.” More here:

LOL -- he thinks the tea party is a "disruption."  We can only hope, huh boys?

Surely you can see how the Republicans are like Nazis.   Here are some of the ways:
1 - Republicans think the government to be as small as possible
2 - Republicans think the government should leave you alone
3 - Republicans want to reduce your taxes and give the government less money
4 - Republicans believe that the more money government has the more they can torment you.
5 - Republicans believe in private property rights and individual freedom

The Democrats though -- are very Democratic and aren't like the Nazi's at all.  For example:
1 - The Democrats look for every conceivable way/thing to tax
2 - The Democrats are always telling you how smart they are
3 - The Democrats love to demonize capitalism and "big" business (like BIG oil, BIG pharma, BIG tobacco, BIG insurance, BIG banking, ) -- yep, they hate anything "BIG" except government -- funny, huh?
4 - The Democrats love to tell you how to live your life:
--- You're disgusting if you smoke and we're going to tax the ever-loving-shit out of you
--- You're disgusting if you drink and we're going to tax the ever-loving-shit out of you
--- You're disgusting if you're fat and we're going to tax the ELS out of food you like
--- You're disgusting if you eat more salt than we approve of - and we're going to BLOCK you
--- Fast food is bad for you - we're going to mock you if you admit to eating fast food
---  I could go on and on and on -- you know -- like a genius Democrat -- like Biden.

Anyway, thanks, Biden ... for pointing out who the Nazi's are.  I'm not smart enough to think for myself.  I need "Democratics" to tell me how/what to think -- baaaaa -- bleat.

Yes, I refer to them as "Democratics."  You see, they HATE being called "The Democrat Party."  They INSIST on being called "The Democratic Party."  Why do you think that is?  I'll bet if you thought about it for more than 15 seconds you'd figure it out.

Anyway, from now on I'm going to call them "The Democratics" (at least for a while -- just to see if it puts  their Nazi  Knickers in a twist.)


1 comment:

WOMBAT said...

Why not just replace the "c" with an "n" and make it DemonRats.

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