"See, this is why old guys mysteriously disappear from future broadcasts."

I don't know if you're in the habit of watching this channel or not, but Mark Haines is the old guy on the set. By his past behavior on the show, you'd think he had tenure or something. He represents their throwback to the old days and while he's not particularly sharp or on the ball, he makes up for it by making off the cuff remarks you'd expect to hear from a garbage collector when he thought nobody was listening. He's the guy from Staten Island at a Manhattan party who keeps insisting that everyone loosen their ties and lighten up but doesn't understand why nobody seems to want him around.