New pork slogan

If you have not heard, the pork industry is looking for a new slogan. The old one you should recognize as "Pork, the other white meat". Well I am going to try to enter the contest myself and have come up with a few. Vote for the one you like best and I will send it in, or come up with your own and I will send that one in if I like it better.

1. Real men eat pigs too

2. Pork, if its squealing it ain't done yet.

3. If it looks like a pig, smells like a pig, taste like a pig, drink more and close your eyes it should improve.

4. Democrats love pigs too, i.e. Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Madeleine Albright, etc

5. (my favorite) If it's good for Washington it's good for all of us

6. Piss off a Muslim, eat more Pork

7. Unlike cake, you can have your pig and eat it too

8. Beer, wine, whiskey, it all goes good with pig, it's just that you have to drink so dam much of it first