Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Whew, finally an "Anti-burst" balance board

ITEM: ANTI BURST BALANCE BOARD
Your Price: $13.00
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This inflatable balance board wobbles during exercise to improve your core strength, balance and agility. It can be inflated to any level . The more it's pumped, the more challenging your workout becomes. A ribbed pattern on top ensures feet have a firm grip. (Does everything has to be "ribbed" with women?)

Coach Nicole says "An inflatable balance board is more affordable and portable than traditional balance training devices, but works just as well! You can perform exercises while standing, lying on or lunging onto this wobble board to increase the intensity of your exercises and improve your balance (and core strength) at the same time! Try pushups (with one hand or one foot on the board),(sure)  plank exercises, crunches (with the board under your hips), standing strength-training moves and more on this versatile board--the possibilities are endless!" 

Hey, I had no idea that "bursting" was such a huge problem that they felt compelled to include the words "anti burst" in their description of the thing.  I saw this ad and started imagining people using the old "bursting" type and the looks on their faces during the inevitable, brutal  but short-lived, apres-burst flailathon.

Turns out that there are also "anti burst" stability balls for sale also.  Anyway, you can buy one here ... if you're so inclined ... and have a huge (unreasonable?) fear of the "bursting" type.

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