Sunday, February 28, 2010

Brutal damage from the tsunamis


Well, looks like the scientists were right to predict those dangerous tsunamis.  Yep, closed down roads, beaches, paralyzed entire towns.  WHEEEEEE-EWWW!  Thanks to these timely warnings them being completely wrong, nobody was hurt.  Oh, and it was all cost-free sooooo no problem ... thanks "scientists."

Also, did you notice any objective jourrrrnalist ask the obvious question?  "Hey, why are you forecasting tsunamis when you don't know your elbow from your asshole?  Are you also a global warming scientist?  Is that why you love to blast off at the pie-hole without regard to the expense involved?  Seriously, do you use gunpowder for toothpaste or something?"

Do you think you will hear any "objective jourrrrnalist" explaining why these forecasts were bullshit?  Any interviews with the "scientists" asking for an explanation as to why we should ever believe them again?

The next time this happens (and there WILL be a next time,) do you think any "objective jourrrrnalist" will remind you of the idiocy perpetrated this time?  Of course not, they are counting on the amnesia of the standard American moron ... the kind of moron that thinks we should spare no expense when it comes to safety ... as long as it's someone else's money.  You know, because they think it doesn't cost them anything ... it's free, FREE - EVERYTHING IS FREE!!

Another thing ... did you hear all the crying, moaning, and gnashing of teeth that was going on when the tsunamis didn't materialize?  Turns out it was coming from the American Bar Association.  Yes, you can feel for them because lawyers are entitled to make millions whenever a natural disaster strikes.

1 comment:

ragweed said...

I watched bits and pieces of reports on the scene in Hawaii, and I noticed what I thought was their dissapointment when nothing happened. They were like vultures circling over a fresh road kill when a redneck stops and picks it up to take home.

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