The Police Do Care!

Guys it is just sad that this would happen to jack in the prime of his life!


Lexington Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge ... The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fish net stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama tee shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass. The police removed the Obama tee shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.