Monday, May 11, 2009

My new favorite golf reporter


PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. -- CBS Sports golf analyst David Feherty apologized Sunday to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid for a morbid joke that went bad in a Dallas magazine.

Feherty, one of the most popular golf analysts for his sharp wit and self-deprecating humor, was among five Dallas residents who wrote for "D Magazine" on former President George W. Bush moving to Dallas.

"From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this though," Feherty wrote toward the end of his column.

"Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death."

Feherty, a former Ryder Cup player who grew up in Northern Ireland, has gone to Iraq over Thanksgiving the past two years to visit with U.S. troops, and he created a foundation to help wounded soldiers. More here:

3 comments:

ragweed said...

Sounds about right

WOMBAT said...

Of course, nobody is apologizing to GW or needs to. See, the difference here is that he's not an egomaniac or a child. This is great. Our country is being run by a bunch of douchebags who let their feelings get hurt by not only a sports caster but a golf "analyst".

The Dealer said...

Of course CBS made him appologize. No way he does it on his own. He should have gone on air and said "Fuck'em if they can't take a joke." then quit on the spot.

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