A Knight and his men return to the castle after a long hard day of fighting.
"How are we faring?" asks the King.
"Sire," the Knight replies, " I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west."
"What?" the King shrieks, "I don't have any enemies to the west!"
"Well, you do now," the Knight says.
You know this whole pillaging thing had to be a real hoot. You get a bunch of your good buddies toghether and go out a pillaging. Man that had to be fun. After pillaging was no longer permitted, men got together and started hunting as a sport. I enjoyed hunting, but would have liked to have tried the pillaging. I think Whiskey, would have helped in the pillaging, and made it more fun.
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Aye, I could be usin' a good, old-fashioned pillage ... and might throw in a rape or two for old times' sake.
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