We know we are on a bit of a movie theater kick, but it’s -100 outside and it’s Oscar season. So give us a break, and be happy that the cinema provides such fertile ground for this blog. Case in point: Movie Theater Text Messager.
There you are, trying to enjoy Clint Eastwood grunt his way through Grand Torino, when out of nowhere some ass-burrito pulls out their cell phone and shoots a bright light straight in your eyeball.
Excuse me, but what part of “please turn off your cell phone” doesn’t apply to you texting OMG, WTF and LOL to your besty? Seriously, as if movie theaters weren’t made annoying enough by loud-talkers, seat-kickers, and affectionate couples, you had to go and get all web 2.0 on us. It’s exhausting.
The next time you interrupt our viewing pleasure by sending a pointless text to so-and-so crap head, you’re going to be receiving an entirely different type of message to the face. From here:
There you are, trying to enjoy Clint Eastwood grunt his way through Grand Torino, when out of nowhere some ass-burrito pulls out their cell phone and shoots a bright light straight in your eyeball.
Excuse me, but what part of “please turn off your cell phone” doesn’t apply to you texting OMG, WTF and LOL to your besty? Seriously, as if movie theaters weren’t made annoying enough by loud-talkers, seat-kickers, and affectionate couples, you had to go and get all web 2.0 on us. It’s exhausting.
The next time you interrupt our viewing pleasure by sending a pointless text to so-and-so crap head, you’re going to be receiving an entirely different type of message to the face. From here:
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