Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Remember this jourrrrrnalism?


Global warming was blamed for everything from beasts gone wild to anorexic whales to the complete breakdown of human society this year -- showing that no matter what it is and where it happens, scientists, explorers, politicians and those who track the Loch Ness Monster are comfortable scapegoating the weather.

FOXNews.com takes a look back at 10 things that global warming allegedly caused — or will no doubt soon be responsible for — as reported in the news around the world in 2008.

1. Cannibalism
2. The Death of the Loch Ness Monster
3. Beer Gets More Expensive
4. Pythons Take Over America
5. Kidney Stones
6. Skinny Whales
7. Shark Attacks
8. Black Hawk Down
9. Frozen Penguin Babies
10. Killer Stingray Invasion

For individual explanations (reminder snippets) of each story, click here. I'm sure 2009 will be even more interesting. You know ... cuz libs tend to continue making idiots of themselves long after they've already proven their point.

You know what I mean. To a lib, making an idiot of yourself is like a bodily function ... like barfing. Once you think you're done barfing, your body proves you wrong and you have to remain in front of the toilet wretching LONG after no more food is coming up ... you just can't help it ... capisce?

Found it at Conservative Grapevine.

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