Chinese divers won a record seven gold medals during the 2008 Olympics. But even they didn't leap as headlong into the Beijing tank as did NBC. That's how you might describe the collective verdict of the Fox News Watch panel this evening on NBC's regime-friendly coverage. The subject arose as part of the show's Year in Review, and began with a clip of Matt Lauer unctuously questioning a ChiCom official:
MATT LAUER: There's a recent poll that said some very high percentage of the people in China are happy with their lot in life. Something around 80%. You compare that with the polls in the United States that say only about 25% of Americans are. What's the root of their happiness here?
MATT LAUER: There's a recent poll that said some very high percentage of the people in China are happy with their lot in life. Something around 80%. You compare that with the polls in the United States that say only about 25% of Americans are. What's the root of their happiness here?
Why it's communism, of course, Matt, thanks for asking. And Americans could be happy too, if they would just get rid of capitalism, don't you see? Ha, sorry Matt, That was dumb, of course YOU see, I meant the rest of America.
Now you keep up the good work, Matt, and come back soon. Of course, we'll have to control what information you get through the state newspapers and we'll block your access to other information on the internet, but it's all for your happiness, Matt. Now, how 'bout that blowjob you promised me?
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asshole
Ignorance is bliss. They're only happy because they're not allowed to know what they're missing.
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