Saturday, September 27, 2008

The Polls -- McCain shall lose

Yes -- all the polls are showing Obama (the dipshitocrat) winning.

Imagine that. Every poll since 1965 shows the Democrat winning -- and yet, they lose. Sure, Clinton won. Congratulations, jackasses ... if Ross Perot hadn't snagged 15-20% of the conservative vote, Clinton would have lost too.

Oh, hey, never mind about the Arctic pole ice melting away, we were WRONG. Also, never mind about our predictions (every year) that the hurricane season will be worse than ever, we're consistently WRONG. But you can believe us about Obama winning -- really.

These poll people CAN'T WAIT to get one right. Hey, maybe this will be your year, pinheads.

1 comment:

WOMBAT said...

Ann Coulter said, "The Democrats predicted 9 of our last 2 recessions". (Or something like that).

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