Monday, June 30, 2008

Die, you stupid hippies, die !!

Dumpster Muffin Fends Off Civilization

The other day it looked like authorities had finally gotten tired of fooling around with the moonbats who have been infesting the trees near Memorial Stadium in Berkeley for the last year and a half, ostensibly to protest the building of a new sports facility. However, the saga continues.

UC Berkeley's tough new policy is to cut supply lines and to remove those treetards who don't put up a fight. Congenitally cowardly, university officials snivel that they will not put anyone at risk by forcing them to come down, despite the danger that hippies will continue to fall out on their own.

This leaves the moonbats free to carry on with their spectacle.

From Zombie's report:
The sitters had constructed an insanely perilous aerie towering far above the highest branches. It was occupied by a protester with the too-perfect name Dumpster Muffin (yes, her name really is Dumpster Muffin), who would go into convulsions whenever one of the dismantlement-minded arborists neared her outpost. She’d screech and scream and shake the platform violently, forcing her opponents (who were dangling from a cable attached to a crane) to back off, fearing she’d martyr herself by plummeting to the ground rather than be captured. Using this technique repeatedly, Dumpster Muffin (seen here warily eyeing the crane in the distance) successfully defended her perch, to cheers from supporters down below.

A local news station has surreal video.
From Moonbattery:

I watched the video -- it does show the stupid hippy shaking the shit out of her little perch - hysterical. Zombie's full report with pics here.

Oh, and here's a video interview with Dumpster Muffin - after the incidink.

More cool pics, reports, and a video from The Protest Shooter.

2 comments:

WOMBAT said...

It seems to me sometimes that birkie pants ONLY come in mauve. WTF?

ragweed said...

She made the decision to put herself in danger by staying on the perch. So I say give her the choice of coming down on her own or chopping her down with an axe so she can feel the vibrations as the axe strikes the tree or whatever she is on. Do not risk anyone else lives to get her down it will be totally up to her. Not to mention a good axe man might be able to drop the whole platform on some code pink chicks as they congregate to protest the felling of the dumb ass.

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