Shame - one less asshat in the world

The Klown salutes this homeowner and hopes he does not lose one minute's sleep over the early demise of this societal dreg. Further, the Klown hopes that the shitstain burglar lived long enough to hear himself gurgle his own blood.

You know -- I can't stop laughing -- because, when the cops tell you to freeze, they don't really mean it -- you can run and run -- I know -- I see it on TV all the time. So -- I can see this dumbass burglar thinking "screw this, I don't have to freeze -- BANG BANG BANG -- Oh oh -- I wish I would have froze." Ha ha ha ha -- tough shitski, jackass, see ya -- oh wait -- no I won't.