Tuesday, April 22, 2008

TEN TIMES NORMAL SIZE

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,'Which human body part increases to ten times its normal size whenStimulated?'
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, 'You shouldn't beasking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell myparents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll be fired!'
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, 'Which body partincreases to 10 times its normal size when stimulated?'
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, 'Boy,is she going to get in big trouble!'
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,'Anybody?'

If you know then post the answer

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know the answer but do not want to give it away yet. But it sure isn't the penis I would have to have a wheel barrow to cart it around when aroused.

DIIYO said...

I'd say it's the vein in my forehead when stupes piss me off.

Anonymous said...

Ok no one else guessed it so I will "Pupil"

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