Carbon footprint contest

Found it at GOC:

Ye Olde Carbon Footprint Calculator:

We'll have a contest. You have to answer how many peeps in your household -- but then you click on "Calculate for me only." We'll see who's stomping the biggest carbon mudhole in whose ass.

Here are my results -- but I've been made to feel ashamed -- I think my emissions are only this low because I'm poor.

Post your results in the comments.