Objective Jourrrrnalist

This was in the very objective and fair newspaper called the Baltimore Chronicle and Sentinel

Global Warming Will Save America from the Conservatives...Eventually

This jackass goes on and on about how the floods etc from global warming will kill the conservatives.

Sat., 12/22/2007 - 19:21—Say what you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of global heating and polar melting accelerates. There is a silver lining.

Blah Blah Blah - the rest of the "article" here.

The important thing is that we, on the higher ground both actually and figuratively, need to remember that, when they begin their historic migration from their doomed regions, we not give them the keys to the city. They certainly should be offered assistance in their time of need, but we need to keep a firm grip on our political systems, making sure that these guilty throngs who allowed the world to go to hell are gerrymandered into political impotence in their new homes.

There will be much work to be done to help the earth and its residents—human and non-human—survive this man-made catastrophe, and we can’t have these future refugee troglodytes, should their personal disasters still fail to make them recognize reality, mucking things up again.

It should be considered acceptable, in this stifling new world, to say, “Shut up. We told you this would happen.”

Uh-Huh -- and what about "Shut up, we told you it wouldn't.?" Just cram a sock it it you fucking 1960's retread -- and maybe you could cool off a little if you trimmed your eyebrows. And, oh yeah, you look really cool, grandpa, with your sweater tied around your neck. Trying to relive some glory days, are we?

About the author: Philadelphia journalist Dave Lindorff is a 34-year veteran, an award-winning journalist, a former New York Times contributor, a graduate of the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism, a two-time Journalism Fulbright Scholar -- yep -- he's got all the lib credentials.

Well -- the problem lies with the fact that liberals are impervious to humiliation and embarrassment. This is what blocks them from learning in a normal way.

We must think of a substitute -- for example, if you are in the media and you take sides on an issue (instead of just reporting) -- and then you're wrong -- then we get to -- ohhhhh -- tattoo a jackass on your forehead -- so that people can identify you as an idiot in the future. That way you don't just get to keep being wrong, time after time, but still bray away with abandon. After that, if you do it again, we just draw lots to see who gets to punch your hippie ass in the face.

Hey, Lindorff (what a great name for an idiot) -- something tells me you'd have been wearing a jackass on your forehead after the "global cooling" of the 70's. I mean, after all, WE TOLD YOU IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN.