Friday, December 28, 2007

Big-A NEWS

Jackasses at the California Zoo and/or the cops are come-ass-pletely flummoxed. They have no idea whether someone taunted the tiger or helped it escape.

That's right -- it's been two days -- and the cops are keeping everything very quiet -- you know -- cuz somehow, that helps the "investigation."

Sure it does -- cuz if the cops said witnesses said "so and so" -- why, it would be the end of the world -- you know -- since jackasses -- erm -- I mean "public" has no right to know anything -- it might "jeopardize" the investigation.

But Klown, how would it jeopardize the investigation -- isn't the truth the truth?

Simple -- because you keep voting for Democrats who keep writing laws to help slip & fall lawyers --- THAT'S HOW. The simple truth no longer matters -- so congratulate yourselves. I'll bet you're feeling real enlightened about now.

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