Birkie communes with friendly bears

From Neatorama:
Zookeepers found the dead, half-eaten body of a 23-year old man inside a bear cage in a Serbian Zoo during an annual beer festival:

Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

Zoo director Vuk Bojovic said: "There’s a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage."

The Klown never gets tired of these stories -- mostly because you just KNOW it's a liberal.