Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Hysterical - if you're a Bush hater

I got this from my lefty friend, Hector.

See -- this is something a lefty would never do .... post a joke where someone makes fun of his beliefs. That is because his beliefs are based on shaky ground and he thinks any little hint of assault upon them will surely tear them asunder. Any exposure to his soft underbelly would surely result in the removal of his necessary guts. (Which is true enough if you're fighting a conservative -- you know -- who won't feel sorry for you and will take the first opportunity to run your raggedy ass through with the longest implement at hand.)

Anyway -- here is the lefty joke -- If you can grant its author some editorial license -- and imagine for just one minute that his premise is correct -- then the joke is funny. If you can't grant the license -- go practice impaling peeps until I call for you again.

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