Monday, April 23, 2007

"Pack sand, you jackass" - then wipe.

The klown loves the fact the commies hate Carl Rove. HATE HIM. Hate him with all their wittle might. Why though ... why do they hate him so?

The klown figures it this way. The media hates him because he shows his contempt for them. He has no use for the media and he tells them so. Basically tells them to "cram it" and I mean at EVERY opportunity. He's smart enough to know they are going to hate him anyway so he figures "the hell with it." Yes -- Carl Rove knows who the enemy is.

The rest of the commies hate him because the media tells them to hate him. Have you ever seen/heard a lefty question the media? -- Didn't think so.

Anyway -- Good little commie, Sheryl Crow was the White House Correspondent's Dinner Saturday night with the moron (LaurieDavid) who produced "An Inconvenient Truth." (The Global Warming propaganda piece ... uh, I mean, movie.) They decided to approach Carl Rove about global warming. They got all pissed off when he told them to take a hike. That's right -- he told these two brainless bimbos to get lost. (Not in so many words of course - but they got the idea.) The klown loves it when an idiot gets told to pack sand.

But if you think Sheryl Crow is a genius -- you might like this idea.

Sheryl Crow: People should be limited to one square of toilet paper
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgement [sic] I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."
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In the comments, one guy wrote "one square is OK but she'd have to wipe the rest with her hand."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Kind of blows the fantasy I had of sniffin round her hole

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