Obama, he's so honest and forthright

Notice how the left side (the Obama commercial) leaves out the part that says the money has already been taxed at the higher rate. See, by leaving out information, the Obama campaign makes sure you have all the information you need. 

I mean, let's face it, you're not really that smart, are you. You're not going to check his "facts." You'll just believe him, right? More here:

Planned Parenthood Rally - Oh, it's soooo crucial

Cecile Richards speaks Sept. 6, 2012 during a Planned Parenthood rally in D.C. 

Credit: Michelle Bauman/ EWTN News.

I used to support "Planned Parenthood" without much question.

And then I realized something.  They support "Democratics."  I knew this already but I had always just sort of accepted the premise that they did so on principle.

And why ... why would they support Democratics?  I'm sure they'd tell you it's because "women's reproductive rights etc etc" (which I support) but when I saw this picture it hit me that "this is a huge, organized business."  And I got the feeling they were fighting for my tax money more than anything else.  And they're DAMN SERIOUS about it.

This reminds me of the fight about Sesame Street ... Big Bird, etc ... they all act like it's such a huge deal.  And there are people that will argue as if it's the end of the earth but ... no ... leave me and my money out of it, thank you.

All this is is the government handing out MY money (and power) to their friends.  That's it.  Republicans give money and power to some organizations and Democratics give to others ... and they fight amongst themselves to take money away from each other ... in the name of "religion" or "women's rights" etc ... it's disgusting.

That's right, instead of YOU donating your money to the charities you like, the government takes that money off you and the POLITICIANS give it to their favorite charities.  You know why?  Because they're smarter than you, that's why ... oh, and because they can buy more votes with that money ... AND, they can get jobs for their friends in these "needy charities" ... see?

More on their big rally here:

Liberals have no sense of humor, unless they're making fun of conservatives

DAVIS (CBS13) – A soccer game taunt is getting a lot of attention, not only for the message, but for who’s behind it.

A group of fans from Davis made the controversial banner for a high school game against Jesuit. Some call the sign homophobic, and that’s just the beginning.

“I got pretty disgusted as the night went on,” parent Christine Totah said.

In fact, sisters, and mothers, Christine Totah and Lisa Qvistgaard say the behavior at Davis High School’s recent boys’ soccer game was downright disgusting.

“They were chanting, f******s, f******s; because they were playing Jesuit and it’s an all boys school,” said Totah.

It was blatant nonstop homophobic slurs hurled out of the Davis fan section.

“The parents were laughing; they thought it was funny,” said Totah.

Then three young men, dressed in hot dog outfits, came out with a sign reading “Jesuit Hearts Weiners.”  

More on the perpetual indignant idiot-liberal outrage here:

Well, I hate to be the one to point this out, but aren't gay people witches?  

I thought we were allowed to make fun of them and call them stupid, harass them in court, fine them, tax them at higher rates, harass them at work, make them follow all kinds of rules if they want to be homos ... you know, like people who drive with an alcohol content above the current "legal limit" ... or smokers, etc.

Did someone dewitch them?  It's hard for the old Klown to keep up anymore.

Obama voters -- insight on Benghazi

The guy I like best is the genius who says "it all comes down to foreign policy for me" and then has no idea in the world abut Benghazi. 

These are the masterminds ... your intellectual betters ... people who think they're so gd smart and cool because they vote for Obama/Democratic ... you know ... cuz, GRRrrrrrrr @ the evil rich.

Friday pins special edition - (for boot lovers)

I got some flack about my recent post about boots and shorts etc.

So here ya go, boot lovers, no hard feelin's. More here:

Crazy-ass, eccentric ziilionaire opens mouth -- zany truth escapes from lips

AFP - Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld was in hot water on Friday after calling French President Francois Hollande an "idiot" over his plans to impose huge taxes on the rich.

Hollande's former companion and a one-time presidential contender Segolene Royal led the charge, saying the Paris-based German designer must apologise immediately.

That's right, you must apologize for disagreeing with the idiot-libs.  And if he does apologize, everyone will forgive him because, hey ... he just "misspoke."

"There is no place for insults, especially from a designer who benefits from the image and prestige of France," Royal said on RTL radio.

LMAO -- the image and prestige of France ... you MUST be kidding me ... more like the "hubris and pretension of France."  

But please, I guess we can all agree that French condescension is among the world's best ... and has even become an endearing quality of the French ... "Look honey, the little French guy just talked down to me, isn't he cute ... I hope you got that on video?"

"When one is working in the French luxury sector, one enjoys the collective backing of the entire nation and these insults are absolutely misplaced," she said.

"I hope he will apologise."

Again, the libs are fixated on apology the world over.  Just watch the idiots in the mainstream media ... always calling for an apology every time their pantyhose slips a bit ... yes, and that's just the men.

Lagerfeld in an interview to the Spanish edition of Marie-Claire called Hollande -- who famously said he does not like the rich -- an idiot for imposing a 75 percent tax on incomes exceeding one million euros ($1.3 million) annually.

"This idiot will be as disastrous as Zapatero," Lagerfeld said, referring to Spanish former prime minister Jose 

Luis Rodriguez Zapatero whose term witnessed the country's economic bust.

And BOOM, a perfect time for an actual jourrrrrnalist to record his prediction and come back to follow it up later ... but will that happen?  Sure it will.

"Hollande hates the rich. That is disastrous. He wants to punish them and obviously they will flee and no one will invest."

Wow, he really has to have keen insight in order to reach that conclusion, it's hidden from most people.  Note that he uses the word "obvious" there.  Obvious to whom?  It's not obvious to the mastermind liberals, now is it?  It must only be obvious to eccentric old zillionaires who won't shut up.

Lagerfeld, the quirky creative director of French fashion house Chanel, also took a swipe at French products, saying they were not marketable.

"Apart from fashion, jewellery, perfumes and wine France is not competitive," he said.

Ack -- stop - STOP!  HE GOT STARTED AND WON'T STOP!!!

"The other products do not sell. Who buys French cars? Not me," he added.

LMAO, what a beating.

No cost is too great in order to "save the planet"

HOLLAND, Mich. (WOOD) - Workers at LG Chem, a $300 million lithium-ion battery plant heavily funded by taxpayers, tell Target 8 that they have so little work to do that they spend hours playing cards and board games, reading magazines or watching movies.

They say it's been going on for months.

"There would be up to 40 of us that would just sit in there during the day," said former LG Chem employee Nicole Merryman, who said she quit in May.

"We were given assignments to go outside and clean; if we weren't cleaning outside, we were cleaning inside. If there was nothing for us to do, we would study in the cafeteria, or we would sit and play cards, sit and read magazines," said Merryman. "It's really sad that all these people are sitting there and doing nothing, and it's basically on taxpayer money."More here:

It's a good thing the government is managing this so well.  Just wait until they manage health care ... oh glorious day when they'll have another trillion to hand out to their buddies.

I just LOVE how the government takes my money from me and then gives it to whomever-in-hell-they-damn-well-please. 

I know, it's because they're so generous ... and trying to enrich their friends protect the planet and everything ... and no cost is too great ... as long as it's my money, right, idiot-liberals?

Why to teach your kids how to handle weapons

BRYAN COUNTY, Oklahoma - A 12-year-old girl took matters into her own hands during a home invasion in southeast Oklahoma.

It happened on Wednesday when the girl was home alone. She told police a stranger rang the doorbell, then went around to the back door and kicked it in. She called her mom, Debra St. Clair, who told her to get the family gun, hide in a closet and call 911.

That was when St. Clair dropped what she doing and raced home.

"I drove home at a really fast pace to try to get to her, and when I got here the police were already here. And they had the suspect," she said.

During that time, the intruder made his way through the house. St. Clair's daughter told deputies the man came into the room where she was hiding and began to open up the closet door. That was when the 12-year-old had to make a life-saving decision.

"And what we understand right now, he was turning the doorknob when she fired through the door," said the Bryan County Undersheriff Ken Golden.

LMAO.  This "intruder" thinks nobody is home.

 ... "dooo, de dooo de dooo, let's see what's in" BLAM!

The Klown is guessing the "intruder" had a nice brown-out upon hearing the gun go off.

The bullet hit the intruder, who deputies identified as 32-year-old Stacey Jones. He took off but did not get far before officers took him down.

LOL "He took off but he didna get far with that pantload."

A different article has him telling the cops he was hungry from being homeless for the lest ten days.  Yes, so he did what all hungry people do, he went for the bathroom closet refrigerator where people usually keep all the steaks and stuff.

"He was sitting down, the policemen had him apprehended at the end of the block. All I saw was some blood coming down his back. I'm not exactly sure where his injury was, but I saw some blood there," explained St. Clair.

Jones was taken to a Texas hospital by helicopter after the incident. An investigator on the case said Jones was released from the hospital Thursday and extradited to the Bryan County Jail.

The 12-year-old girl was not injured during the ordeal. From here:

This is a great story.  The only thing that would have made it better is if the criminal died as a result of the gunshot ... after suffering for a couple of hours.

Wait ... what's this? Romney taking a lead? Romney 206 - Obama 201

Election map is from here:

LMAO, ever since Romney became the nominee, the media has told us that the polls say Obama is winning.  Never mind the fact that I can't find anyone who is going to vote for more ass raping Obama.

Here's what I think is going on.

These polling companies need credibility to make money.  Yet, they want Obama (big government) to win.  So for months they'll tell you that Obama/The big government candidate is winning.  And they do this by many methods but one of their favorites is oversampling Democrats in their polls ... and they don't really try to hard to hide it either.  You can check it out for yourself ... it's called "internals."

Anyway, so they spend MONTHS telling you that you are doomed .... that your opinion doesn't matter ... you are in the minority and should switch to their side so you won't be a loser.

And nobody likes to be a loser, right?  After all, what might happen to your precious self esteem?  What might others think of you if you stick to your principles and lose?

So here we are ... getting closer and closer to the election ... and what are the "pollsters" are saying now?  That's right, you guessed it, everyone is changing their minds ... all of a sudden ... totally unpredicted ... what a shocker.

Actually, nobody has changed their minds (maybe a few.)  It's just that if the pollsters don't correctly predict the outcome of the election, their credibility is shot and nobody will pay them for their polls anymore.

So they spend months trying to influence the election as much as they can before they have to come out with the true numbers at the end.  So now we have about eighteen days to go and ALL OF A SUDDEN, "Romney takes first electoral college lead."  Just call me dumfounded, cuz, who could have predicted this?

The good ol' second amendment

APOLLO BEACH (FOX 13) - One man is dead and the neighbor that did the shooting is not facing charges – at least for now.

It happened around 6 p.m. in Apollo Beach, and authorities tell us it could possibly involve a Stand Your Ground argument.

According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, David Cockerham, 67, was out walking his dog along Silver Falls Drive when neighbor John Gallik, 52, confronted him.

"Some kind of altercation broke loose and resulted in one man being shot and killed," said Hillsborough Sheriff's spokesman Larry McKinnon.

Detectives say the dog was startled and knocked over a sign blocking the sidewalk, and then Gallik got angry, yelling profanities, charging Cockerham and pulling out a knife. According to detectives, Cockerham took a step backward to create a distance between the two.

However, Gallik attacked him and threatened to cut his throat, detectives say. When Gallik charged him, detectives say Cockerham opened fire with a .38 caliber revolver that was in his pocket. Detectives say

Gallik was shot once and died at the scene. More here:

Ack, what a shame.  It sounds to me like this Gallik guy had so much more bullying and bothering in his future ... all that potential ... his whole menacing legacy ... has now been stopped by a cruel, gun-totin' conservative.

Hey, HEY, don't jump to conclusions or use history and experience to make judgements

STANTON, Del. (AP) — Officials say a letter carrier attacked by dogs in Stanton has died.

Major Brian Whipple of the Kent County SPCA and state police said Thursday that 55-year-old Robert Rochester of New Castle died Wednesday night. Whipple said Rochester had been bitten in the attack by two dogs on Friday, and was treated and released at a hospital.

U.S. Postal Service spokesman Ray Daiutolo Sr. confirmed Rochester’s death, but did not provide more details, saying an investigation was continuing.

Troopers were called about 4:15 p.m. Friday and told that two dogs had attacked a mail carrier. 

When the trooper arrived on the scene, he saw two dogs attacking a smaller dog that was being walked by its owner.

The trooper fired his service weapon, injuring one of the dogs. From here:

I've noticed that whenever they leave essential facts such as the breed of the dog, they do it for a damn good reason (they don't want you to know which breed.)  Why?  Because you might understand perfectly misunderstand.

I mean, you might put facts together and form a conclusion ... and I'm sorry, but that's not within your purview.  WE'LL be telling you what to think ... don't try thinking on your own ... you idiot.

Government people always looking for new ways to shear the sheep

Oops, we "accidentally" flushed your money down the toilet (not really, we put most of it in our wallets, THEN we filed bankruptcy.)

A solar company that got a multi-million-dollar grant from the Department of Energy earlier this year announced Wednesday that it will file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, making it the second taxpayer-backed green energy company to file for bankruptcy this week.

Satcon received a $3 million DOE grant in January to develop ...

Satcon has also received smaller federal payments for various solar initiatives at DOE. More here:

Man, it just KILLS me how the government people steal our money to give to their buddies ... and all the while they're pretending to "create jobs."  And the sheep barely lift their heads.

Government takes your cash, gives it to their buddies ... but they do it for the poor

Troubled battery maker won private meeting and phone call with Obama, a trade mission slot and $250 million in stimulus money before it went bankrupt

The Massachusetts firm dished out nearly $1 million to hire a powerhouse lobbying firm with close ties to President Barack Obama between 2007 and 2009, and two of its top executives made personal donations to several high-profile Democrats in Congress as it won federal funding for its efforts to build the next generation of lithium batteries for electric vehicles.

And its president and CEO, David Vieau, an early financial backer of President Barack Obama, scored five invitations to the White House in 2009 and 2010, including a meeting he attended with the president, White House logs show.  And when the company opened a new Michigan plant, Obama made a high-profile call to congratulate.

Senate lobbying records show A123 hired the powerhouse lobbying firm of Skadden Arps, paying it $380,000 in 2007, $480,000 in 2008 and $110,000 in 2009 to help it secure government backing. The firm has connections across the lobbying company, including four lawyers who served as fundraising bundlers for Obama's 2008 election.  Lobbyist Leslie Goldman - the Energy Assistant Secretary for International Affairs under President Jimmy Carter - handled A123's lobbying, disclosure records show. More here:

ROFL.  The government people are ROLLING in dough.  All they care about is using your money to buy votes and get elected. Why?  So they have the power to give your money to their friends, that's why.

And sure, these companies go bankrupt, but the owners and officers don't.  They keep your their money.  Often they sell their stock long before the company itself goes bankrupt ... and they KEEP your tax money for themselves ... you know why?  They deserve it, that's why.

Your intellectual betters, giving your hard earned money to their friends

(CNSNews.com) - The federal government spent $27 million teaching Moroccans how to make pottery, a project that yielded less than stellar results, according to Sen. Tom Coburn’s recently released Waste Book 2012.

Some pottery students showed up just to get the free lunches, and one pottery class reported just 10 regular students, according to information compiled by Coburn.

“Unfortunately, the translator hired for the sessions was not fluent in English and was unable to transmit large portions of the lectures to the participants,” it said.

Moreover, the instructor “frequently forgot to bring the right materials to class,” and the dyes and clays he did use were not sold in Morocco – “making it impossible for the trainees to replicate the methods they had learned.” More here:

Twenty seven MILLION curp.  Awesome.  I can't WAIT to see how much they waste when they get their hands on health care and start making their idiocy felt in that area.  Ohhhhh, the squandering and laundering and money to their buddies (of BOTH parties.)

Ohhhh, please ... stop this nonsense

 

Vanessa Hudgens

Ladies, let's not have anymore of this, ok?

Wearing cowboy boots (or ANY boots) with shorts ... let's just cease and desist, shall we?

I accidentally stumbled upon these twenty one pics of celebrities wearing short-shorts.  

I made a couple of observations:

1 - Apparently this "boots/shorts" thing is perceived as cool/fashionable -- by mental midgets.

In their defense, in Hollywood, you never know when you're going to encounter ankle deep shit.

 

2 - Many of these celebrities have an inflated perception of their pins.

More "intellectually superior" Obama voters

A man-on-the-street interview segment conducted by Jimmy Kimmel Live asks passersby who won "last night's" presidential debate -- following up on how much they watched, what they thought of the town hall format, and what they thought of the new moderator. The only problem? The interviews were taped Tuesday afternoon, before Barack Obama or Mitt Romney stepped on to the debate stage. From here:

Ahmadinejad grasps the obvious ... libs still fail to capiksy

“How long can a government with a $16,000 trillion foreign debt remain a world power?” he asked at a press conference with Kuwaiti media personnel. More here:

Answer: Not long.

Oh, and by the way, this morning I was trying to log onto my bank account to pay some bills but I kept getting an error message.   Then, while reading about this idiot, Ahmadinejad, I find this:

WASHINGTON—Iranian hackers renewed a campaign of cyberattacks against U.S. banks this week, targeting Capital One Financial Corp. and BB&T Corp. and openly defying U.S. warnings to halt, U.S. officials and others involved in the investigation into the attacks said.

The attacks, which disrupted the banks' websites, showed the ability of the Iranian group to sustain its cyberassault on the nation's largest banks for a fifth week, even as it announced its plans to attack in advance.

U.S. officials said the attacks against banks, and others against Middle Eastern energy companies, were sponsored by the Iranian government and approved at high ... 

More here:

I sure hope nothing bad happens to this guy, don't you?  Ha ha, don't worry, he's safe for at least another 94 days ... but watch how fast he calms the fuck down if Romney's elected.

The Klown is a big fan of pumpkin spice ... until the holidays are over

Ingredients:

• 2 cups almond milk
• 1/2 cup rolled oats
• 2 tbsp chia seeds
• 1 cup canned pumpkin
• 1/2 tbsp blackstrap molasses
• 1 frozen ripe banana
• 2 tsp cinnamon
• 1/2 tsp ground ginger
• 1/4 tsp ground nutmeg
• 1.5-2 tbsp pure maple syrup
• Coconut Whipped Cream, for garnish

For the rest of the recipe instructions, click here:

Heh, have you seen this?

Ever ask yourself ... why don't they do this with Romney supporters?

Found it at realclearpolitics.com:

Huh? Wait, what? Wait

So I was checking out the early voting places in my area this morning.  One of them happens to be this community college.  So I was perusaling (sic) the site and its programs etc when I ran across this:

Employment

Diversity Mission

XXX Community College is an Equal Opportunity Employer. It is the policy of XXX Community college to hire well-qualified people to perform the various tasks required. This policy is to provide to existing employees and to all persons seeking employment, equal opportunity for recruitment and all benefits and privileges of employment and promotion without regard to race, sex, color, age, national origin, religion, political affiliation, veteran's status, disability or any other characteristic protected by Federal or State law. Any complaints alleging failure of the College to follow this policy should be brought to the attention of the College President.

Hmmmmm, did you catch this?  Since when is "veteran's status" some kind of problem?

So are they saying they won't discriminate based on "veteran's status?"  Yes, don't worry, if you're a veteran, we won't count it against you ... as far as YOU know.

Is this the new "official/federal/legal" language they are using?  Or is this just the individual policy of the community college?  I'm guessing it's federal.  I'm also guessing you'll be seeing it more and more.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but in my opinion, being a veteran means you are probably smarter and more disciplined than the average jackass off the street (unlike Democrat John Kerry's assessment of veterans.)  

Not only that, but since you were admitted to the armed services, it is highly likely that you have a more stable, measured, and predictable personality.  Further, you are much more likely to be a better performer and not give up like a pansy when under pressure.
(Admittedly, not 100% true but ... )

So does this policy mean that the interviewer can get multiple equally qualified candidates and then cannot legally pick the veteran based solely on the likelihood he/she possesses these characteristics?  How does THAT make any gd sense?

Oh, I now what you're saying ... "Congratulations, Klown, you discovered a rare government policy that makes no sense."