Guess what global warming is causing NOW

(Reuters) - Millions of birds have descended on a small Kentucky city this winter, fouling the landscape, scaring pets and raising the risk for disease in a real-life version of Alfred Hitchcock's horror film, "The Birds." 

 The blackbirds and European starlings blacken the sky of Hopkinsville, Kentucky, before roosting at dusk, turn the landscape white with bird poop, and the disease they carry can kill a dog and sicken humans. 

"I have seen them come in, and there are enough that if the sun is just right, they'll cloud your vision of the sun," said Hopkinsville-Christian County historian William Turner. "I estimate there are millions of them." 

David Chiles, president of the Little River Audubon Society, said the fact that migratory flocks are roosting in the city rather than flying further south is tied to climate warming. More here:

In related news, Professor Butt-Munchy over at the University of Bleating Sheep announced that his ass itches due to global warming.

But that's not all ... guess what ... a CNN "news anchor" (genius) is asking whether global warming is responsible for the recent meteor.  Luckily for her, libs are immune to the effects of humiliation and embarrassment.

H/T Wombat

Rollin' in my sweet baby's arms

USDA takes money from you ... spends it wisely ... so just shut up, jackass

The United States Department of Agriculture has been working to dispel immigrants’ concerns that getting on Food Stamps will harm their chances of becoming U.S. citizens. 

The USDA addresses those fears in Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, or food stamp, brochures it distributes to Mexican consulates as part of its “partnership” with the Mexican government “to help educate eligible Mexican nationals living in the United States about available nutrition assistance.” 

In one portion of the brochure, USDA’s text asks, “If I get on SNAP benefits, will I be a ‘public charge?’” 

The brochure then answers: “No. You and your family can apply for and receive SNAP benefits without hurting your chance of becoming U.S. citizens.” The brochure further advises immigrants that members of their family could qualify for food stamps, even if they do not. More here:

And why does the federal government find it necessary to take money from me so they can advertise the wide availability of food stamps in America (more money from me) to Mexicans living in Mexico?   Just exactly WHAT purpose does that serve?  

Don't bother answering.  I know they're just trying to get more voters who will vote for Democrats.

Lawyers in black robes sign off on stealing more of your freedom

The Supreme Court on Tuesday sided with a drug-sniffing German shepherd named Aldo in ruling that police do not have to extensively document a dog’s expertise to justify relying on the animal to search someone’s vehicle.

The unanimous court overturned a decision by the Florida Supreme Court. That court had thrown out a 2006 search of a man’s truck after Aldo “alerted” to the smell of drugs, saying police must compile detailed evidence of the dog’s reliability before probable cause to search the vehicle is established. More here:

Well, I'm no expert, but this seems to say that the cops can just bring any old dog around your vehicle and say "it alerted" and claim probable cause to search your vehicle.  Am I wrong?

Does this sound like an expansion or restriction of your liberty and freedom?

Wasn't it just a few short months ago that the "Supreme Court" said it was ok for the government to force you to pay for health care insurance?  Was that an expansion or restriction of your liberty?

The USDA is VERY focused on removing punishment for illegal aliens

 Sensitivity Training” Program

Whistleblower Reveals Indoctrination Program Requiring USDA Staffers to Bang on Tables, Chant, “The pilgrims were illegal aliens”

(Washington, DC) – Judicial Watch today previously unseen USDA videos revealing a compulsory “Cultural Sensitivity Training” program.

A whistleblower reported to Judicial Watch that employees were required to bang on tables, chanting in unison “The pilgrims were illegal aliens” while being instructed to no longer use the word “minorities,” but to replace it with “emerging majorities.” More with video here

I have a feeling this government is going to see an "emerging majority" very soon.

They're supposed to be serving us but instead they shove us around and make us conform to their every whim.

As far as I'm concerned, this is another "department" we can easily do without ... unfund it, disband it, be done with it (about 90% of it anyway.)  Then they can go pound sand on tables to their heart's content.

They're also VERY concerned with your "environmental impact."  That's right ... you are in "impact" upon their pristine world ... and they want you to reduce your impact ... see, because they've got all their other work done so they can worry about this now.

How do I know this?  Because they released a statement which read, in part:

“One simple way to reduce your environmental impact while dining at our cafeterias,” read a United States Department of Agriculture interoffice newsletter published on its Web site this week, “is to participate in the ‘Meatless Monday’ initiative.” More here:

I want to get a bunch of peeps together and pound on tables while chanting "defund, disband,  decommission."

The libs ... inching along ... stealing your freedom

It's already happened in restaurants and businesses, but will smoking be banned in your own car?

State lawmakers want to make smoking in cars illegal if there is a child under 7 years old inside.

Parents like the idea. More here:

I don't know about you but I like how the helpful jourrrrnalist told me that "parents like the idea."   That way I can go ahead and join the bleating sheep herd.

Little by little they steal more and more of your liberty ... all in the name of "safety."  Oh sure, sometimes they use "health" instead of safety ... or "the chillllllllldren" ... or "the environment" ... but it all ends in the same place, doesn't it.

The libs don't want to ban marijuana though, ever notice?  

Ever hear one bitching that some kid is breathing second-hand smoke while the lib is burning an American flag? 

Anyway, today it's smoking, tomorrow it will be beer ... or potato chips ... that's right, no chips allowed in houses with kids younger than 7 ... I'd vote for it.  

How about this one ... no chips OR soda allowed in the household/car of ANY child or fat-ass.  You with me?

Oh, but Klown, they won't go any further with this ... this is just for the chilllllldren.

The British Medical Association (BMA) is calling for a ban on smoking in all cars in the United Kingdom, citing the dangers of secondhand smoke for passengers and the hazards of distracted driving for everyone on the road. More here:

Oh, the wild west ... where the peeps sling guns with abandon

ORANGE, Calif. (KTLA) — Four people are dead, including the suspected gunman, after shootings in multiple locations in Orange County Tuesday morning.

The suspect, a male in his 20s, fled in an SUV into the Tustin area, where there were multiple shootings, Amormino said.

Tustin police responded to a call of a carjacking with shots fired around 5:30 a.m. at Red Hill Avenue and the 5 Freeway.

A bystander was shot and transported to an area hospital. Witnesses reported seeing the suspect armed with two long guns. More here:

Good lord.  All this senseless violence.  If only there were more gun laws.  If only this happened someplace where they had more gun laws ... all this could have been avoided ... OH WOE IS US!!!!

Which states have the strictest gun laws? Which states' laws are the most gun friendly? We combined research results found through a number of sources to produce this ranking of states with the strictest gun laws. The state ranked 1 -- California -- appears to have some of the strictest laws, while the state ranked 50 -- Utah -- seems to have the most lenient gun laws. 
  1. California  2. New Jersey  3. Massachusetts  4. New York  5. Connecticut  6. Hawaii  7. Maryland  8. Rhode Island  9. Illinois 10. Pennsylvania

 More here:

LOL - keep voting for idiot-libs who give your money to these jackasses

Muslim preacher Anjem Choudary.

A Muslim preacher is secretly filmed urging followers to take benefits from the state to fund a holy war. 

Yes, the jourrrrnalist calls him a "preacher."  And I guess he is, if you count preaching hatred as actual "preaching."  For the record, I don't count spewing hatred of others' religions as "preaching."

Anjem Choudary was secretly filmed mocking non-Muslims for working in 9-5 jobs their whole lives, and told followers that some revered Islamic figures had only ever worked one or two days a year.

“The rest of the year they were busy with jihad [holy war] and things like that,” he said. “People will say,

‘Ah, but you are not working’.

“But the normal situation is for you to take money from the kuffar [non-believers].

“So we take Jihad Seeker’s Allowance. You need to get support.”

He went on to tell a 30-strong crowd: “We are going to take England — the Muslims are coming.”


Ridiculing the daily lives of UK workers, Choudary said: “You find people are busy working the whole of their life. They wake up at 7 o’clock. They go to work at 9 o’clock. “They work for eight, nine hours a day. They come home at 7 o’clock, watch EastEnders, sleep, and they do that for 40 years of their life. That is called slavery.”

Well,  if the state is confiscating and spending a big portion of the money you earn, then yes, it's slavery.  Otherwise, it's a free person selling their labor ... and what do YOU care?

Choudary, a father-of-four, claims more than £25,000 a year in benefits, £8,000 more than the take-home pay of some soldiers fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan, according to the Sun, which covertly filmed the preacher at three meetings. More here:

Whew, peeps almost found out that libs aren't geniuses

Police are under investigation for jokingly filling in a witness statement in the name of a force dog. 

 Officers became exasperated when prosecutors asked for an account of a crime from a ‘PC Peach’, not realising Peach was the name of a police dog. 

So they completed the form as if it had been written by the alsatian, and signed it with a paw print.More here:

But they're "under investigation."  Oh yes, this requires much harumphing and tut-tuting.  And you know why?  That's right, because they poked fun at an idiot-lib.

Q - "Hey Klown, how do you know it was an idiot-lib?"

A - "Because conservatives have a sense of humor and are able to laugh at themselves when they do something stupid.  Meanwhile, libs want you to think they are geniuses and anything that questions their genius means people might start thinking for themselves instead of relying on the genius of libs.

Keep voting for idiot libs

It hasn’t drawn much attention, but Facebook’s first annual earnings report contains an accounting gem: a multibillion-dollar tax deduction for the cost of executive stock options and share awards. 

Even though Facebook (FB) reported $1.1 billion in pre-tax profits from U.S. operations in 2012, it will probably pay zero federal and state taxes—and even receive a federal tax refund of about $429 million—according to a Feb. 14 statement from Citizens for Tax Justice. More here:

Meanwhile, how's YOUR paycheck doing?  Did you notice a little decrease in your check as Obama says "we all must sacrifice."

Yes, you know how HE'S sacrificing?  That's right, a little golf outing with Tiger Woods.  But he MEANS well ... he only wants the best for us ... and all he needs is a little bit more of our money and liberty to spread around to his buddies bring us to Utopia.

Coupla dumbasses burglarize police chief's house

Sugar Land may be one of the safest cities in America, but that doesn't mean the Texas town's police chief doesn't see his share of action.

Two teens allegedly burglarized a home that turned out to be Sugar Land Police Chief Doug Brinkley's house just days after the fair city was ranked among the country's safest.

"They just chose my house," Brinkley, 48, told The Huffington Post. "I wouldn't want to see them end in prison for the rest of their lives, but unfortunable that's where they're heading with behavior like this,"

Brinkley was a mere five blocks away when Conner Hinton, 17, and Taylor Nuttal, 17, had their unfortunate encounter with the chief's home alarm system. Authorities arrested Hinton and Nuttal, and the unlucky pair eventually confessed, Brinkley said. More here:

Yes, very unfortunable.

My friend brought me some of these - I hadn't heard of them until now

Libs chase more jobs out of their area

ERIE, Colo. (CBS4) – A Colorado company is threatening to leave the state if a bill to ban high-capacity ammunition magazines becomes law.

CBS4 Investigator Rick Sallinger toured the company in Erie. They said they would certainly prefer to stay.

The company is called Magpul. Among other products, they make ammunition magazines which can hold up to 30 rounds. Tuesday night a state House committee took the first step towards banning them. More here:

Excuse me ... it seems to me you need to be making plans to move to Wyoming.  The libs in Colorado want to CRUSH your company ... don't you get that?

But go ahead and stay there and threaten the idiots libs.  They'll prolly come to their senses and never bother you again.

LOL @ Rick Perry going to California to lure business

Where do you meet this kind of girl

CNN Panel thinks movies are just like real life

The rest of the panel concluded that Dorner "had a point" and that the unfolding story was theatric. Hill said that the saga was "exciting," "like 'Django Unchained' in real life," and Dorner was similar to a "super hero." Moore said that it was like watching a "Denzel Washington movie"... More here:

Hey, one thing's for sure ... all the idiot-libs are up to date on the latest movies. You see, movies are very real ... just like life ... yes ... we can all learn lessons from the movies.

Idiot libs can't find even ONE illegal alien on welfare

In a response letter to four top Republican lawmakers, the Department of Homeland Security revealed it initiated only one case against an immigrant for becoming a “public charge,” or being primarily dependent upon the government, in fiscal year 2012. The case was later withdrawn. More here:

LOL ... "we thought we found one but we were wrong so we dropped it."

Meanwhile, have you ever seen people who can't speak English going thru the grocery store lines with their WIC coupons?  No?  Me either.

On a related note, the DHS has asked all Americans to be on the lookout for the ass of the DHS.  They've been using both hands but they have not been able to locate their ass.

Long Island residinks mystified that idiot libs are actually idiots

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – Four days after a massive snowstorm, many snow-weary residents on Long Island say their neighborhoods have yet to see any major plowing.

Plows and snow removal equipment from other parts of the state are still on the ground in Suffolk clearing away the piles of snow.

“We’ve got dozens of assets throughout the towns, we have nearly 100 assets in the town of Brookhaven at the state level trying to assist the town of Brookhaven, getting those streets open. More here:

I've noticed something.  Idiot libs LOVE to play pretend.

In actuality, they're incompetent, ineffective boobs but they want to pretend they're very important geniuses.  And there's nothing better than imitating important people when you want to boost your self esteem, right libs?

For example, let's use the word "assets" ... you know, like they do in the military.  We'll copy them and pretend like we really know what we're talking about.  That's right, just start throwing the word "assets" around ... you're a real big man.

Tsk, criminal got "burnt"

Investigators have not been able to enter the still smoldering remains of the California mountain cabin where they believe fugitive ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner barricaded himself today, but they believe he was still there as the structure burned to the ground, police said tonight. More here:

So the guy goes nutso and kills all kinds of peeps ... you know ... because they DESERVED it.  See, I think the problem was, the guy needed more steroids.

On a related note, there is a recording of a police scanner where someone quothe "burn that f***king house down."

The Klown finds it interesting the cops can get really outraged and indignant when someone is committing crimes against the cops ... because, HOW DARE THEY?  WHY, WHY, ... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

And yet, I've never seen them get passionate when someone has committed a crime against one of us "poor slobs."  Have you?

And I read one "report" where the jourrrrnalist says "... police now view burning people to death as a reasonable way to apprehend a suspect..."

I guess we're all supposed to cluck in agreement as we totally forget the fact the suspect could have exited the cabin at any time but instead chose to stay inside as it burned.  

And why will libs some people disregard facts and logic?  Because they have a need to be "cool/accepted by the herd" ... and to accomplish that, they need to agree with their intellectual betters.  

Never mind the actual facts ... anyone can see plain facts ... but it takes a real genius to expose your lying eyes. Now get with the baaaaaing and the bleating.

Everyone knows the TSA can take a joke, especially about bombs

An Arizona man who was arrested at the behest of the TSA, following a wisecrack over a jar of peanut butter is suing the federal agency for $5 million.

Frank Hannibal, 50, was detained and dragged from LaGuardia Airport recently by police after a run-in with TSA agents over the jar of gourmet sandwich spread.

“The liquid oil that separated from the peanut butter had them baffled,” Hannibal told the New York Daily News.

Hannibal then commented to his wife and children that “They’re looking to confiscate my explosives,” as TSA agents inspected the 16-ounce jar of “Crazy Richards” chunky peanut butter.

Ha ha, I'm quite the joker,  nudge nudge ... WAIT ... WHAT ... GAAAAAA!!!!!

TSA screener Edwin Sanchez, overheard Hannibal’s remark, did not see the funny side, and immediately called the cops, according to the court complaint.

Hannibal spent the next 24 hours in a cell, during which time he was fed a peanut butter sandwich by cops who later charged him with the felony of “falsely reporting an incident”.

“It sounds laughable now but at the time to be led out of there like a terrorist was unbelievable,” Hannibal tells the Daily News. “My whole life was up in the air. It was a nightmare. My children were overwhelmed. It was crazy.” More here:

Whaaaaaa?  Why this comes as quite a shock ... you know, for libs peeps with less than two brain cells.

I mean, all he was doing was joking around about explosives ... at an airport ... with the TSA.  What's this world coming to?

Perhaps now he'll come out from under his rock once in a while to do some reading.