Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Monday, April 2, 2007
This is ludicrous
From Little Green Footballs:
UK Springs Into Action
Britain has a new plan to deal with Islamic supremacists who want to destroy Western civilization, slaughter infidels, and institute a global Islamic state.
They’re going to give the jihadis civics lessons.
Muslim “opinion formers”, including imams, are to be given lessons in civic leadership under a new plan to tackle Islamic extremism in Britain.
Ruth Kelly, the Communities and Local Government Secretary, will this week announce details of a £6 million “hearts and minds” drive to deal with growing radicalism among young British Muslims which can fuel terrorist plots.
Also part of the plan are school-twinning projects, in which pupils from mainly Muslim schools will undertake joint projects, such as music and drama, with children from predominantly white establishments. The schools could go on trips together, while groups of pupils could spend days in each other’s classrooms.
Miss Kelly will also announce a major increase in the number of “forums against extremism” - regional groups which meet regularly and which were set up in the wake of the July 7 London bombings to enable Muslims to discuss ways of tackling extremism.
At the same time, British schools are dropping the Holocaust and the Crusades from history lessons, as we noted yesterday.
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My My ... How Tollllllllllerant. Freaking idiots. Good luck with that. Sure sounds like a good plan ... if your brain cells are on Prozac.
UK Springs Into Action
Britain has a new plan to deal with Islamic supremacists who want to destroy Western civilization, slaughter infidels, and institute a global Islamic state.
They’re going to give the jihadis civics lessons.
Muslim “opinion formers”, including imams, are to be given lessons in civic leadership under a new plan to tackle Islamic extremism in Britain.
Ruth Kelly, the Communities and Local Government Secretary, will this week announce details of a £6 million “hearts and minds” drive to deal with growing radicalism among young British Muslims which can fuel terrorist plots.
Also part of the plan are school-twinning projects, in which pupils from mainly Muslim schools will undertake joint projects, such as music and drama, with children from predominantly white establishments. The schools could go on trips together, while groups of pupils could spend days in each other’s classrooms.
Miss Kelly will also announce a major increase in the number of “forums against extremism” - regional groups which meet regularly and which were set up in the wake of the July 7 London bombings to enable Muslims to discuss ways of tackling extremism.
At the same time, British schools are dropping the Holocaust and the Crusades from history lessons, as we noted yesterday.
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My My ... How Tollllllllllerant. Freaking idiots. Good luck with that. Sure sounds like a good plan ... if your brain cells are on Prozac.
Swimming with the dolphins
Have you ever seen the flower children swimming with the dolphins?? Have you ever heard them waxing all waxy of their sublime commune with nature??
OK -- listen -- I'm talking to YOU, Chad Birkenstock, -- the reason dolphins like to "swim" with you is because they are trying to have sex with you -- you dumbass. It's as if everyone in the world knows this except the brainless tree-hugger types.
Here's one of them now -- at his dream job. Can't you just hear him, proudly telling anyone he meets that his "job" is to "swim with dolphins?" I'll bet this guy masturbates to this video.
OK -- listen -- I'm talking to YOU, Chad Birkenstock, -- the reason dolphins like to "swim" with you is because they are trying to have sex with you -- you dumbass. It's as if everyone in the world knows this except the brainless tree-hugger types.
Here's one of them now -- at his dream job. Can't you just hear him, proudly telling anyone he meets that his "job" is to "swim with dolphins?" I'll bet this guy masturbates to this video.
Sunday, April 1, 2007
Jack is tough
I haven't watched this show yet but I hear it's good.
Found this on Bits and Pieces:
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
Chained to a chair, tortured, and with the threat of death hanging over him, Jack just wanted something to eat.
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.
Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12"
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter; he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live.
Bauer is not word, it is a sentence...A death sentence.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f#cking beef.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
The only reason Jack gave Nina mouth to mouth in Season 2 was because he had to kill her himself.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "SMALLER THAN Jack Bauer".
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.
It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.
After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Jack Bauer, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay.
Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Jack Bauer has killed more men than he has spoken to.
If the show was called "Bauer: Texas Ranger" the show would still be in production.
Nobody speaks while Jack Bauer speaks, which is why the entire world is silent for approximately 1 hour on Mondays.
50 million people can't be wrong...unless Jack Bauer says so.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why...
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Objective POS Jourrrrrnalists
Iran captured some British sailers/marines the other day and showed some video of them. Have you seen that British lady wearing the Islamic headscarf?? Have you heard the media say a GD word about it?? Hmmm -- neither have I.
Remember those Iranians that were arrested in Iraq a couple of weeks ago??
(You might not remember since the media doesn't like to remind you that Iranians are in Iraq helping Al Qaeda.)
What if they were made to wear crosses around their necks?? Or the Star of David??
What do you think the "objective" media would say about that??
I always thought by "objective," they meant, "unbiased" -- but I think it really means they "object" to anything America used to stand for.
Terrorists aren't the only enemy we have folks.
Remember those Iranians that were arrested in Iraq a couple of weeks ago??
(You might not remember since the media doesn't like to remind you that Iranians are in Iraq helping Al Qaeda.)
What if they were made to wear crosses around their necks?? Or the Star of David??
What do you think the "objective" media would say about that??
I always thought by "objective," they meant, "unbiased" -- but I think it really means they "object" to anything America used to stand for.
Terrorists aren't the only enemy we have folks.
These peeps are getting to be assholes
From Little Green Footballs:
Our Friends the Saudis
Speaking of our friends the Saudis, they let the mask slip a little bit yesterday, as Prince Saud al-Faisal threatened Israel with war and King Abdullah said Iraq is under an “illegitimate foreign occupation.”
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The United States on Thursday rejected Saudi Arabia’s charge that Iraq is under an “illegitimate foreign occupation” and said U.S. troops are there at Iraq’s invitation, under a U.N. mandate. “It is not accurate to say that the United States is occupying Iraq,” said White House spokeswoman Dana Perino.
The cross-fire reflecting growing differences between the two long-time allies at a time when the Saudis are taking on a greater leadership role in the Middle East.
Saudi King Abdullah surprised Washington on Wednesday by telling an Arab summit that, “In beloved Iraq, blood flows between brothers in the shadow of illegitimate foreign occupation and hateful sectarianism, threatening a civil war.”
Our Friends the Saudis
Speaking of our friends the Saudis, they let the mask slip a little bit yesterday, as Prince Saud al-Faisal threatened Israel with war and King Abdullah said Iraq is under an “illegitimate foreign occupation.”
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The United States on Thursday rejected Saudi Arabia’s charge that Iraq is under an “illegitimate foreign occupation” and said U.S. troops are there at Iraq’s invitation, under a U.N. mandate. “It is not accurate to say that the United States is occupying Iraq,” said White House spokeswoman Dana Perino.
The cross-fire reflecting growing differences between the two long-time allies at a time when the Saudis are taking on a greater leadership role in the Middle East.
Saudi King Abdullah surprised Washington on Wednesday by telling an Arab summit that, “In beloved Iraq, blood flows between brothers in the shadow of illegitimate foreign occupation and hateful sectarianism, threatening a civil war.”
Trustworthy reporters
From Little Green Footballs:
Aussie Reporter Outs Anti-Jihad Blogger
In an article for the Cairns Post in Australia, reporter Gavin King revealed the identity and home address of the blogger who owns Winds Of Jihad (after promising not to), and labeled his blog a “hate site.” Dhimmi Watch has more details on this story of agenda journalism turned vicious.
Details here: http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/archives/015797.php
Aussie Reporter Outs Anti-Jihad Blogger
In an article for the Cairns Post in Australia, reporter Gavin King revealed the identity and home address of the blogger who owns Winds Of Jihad (after promising not to), and labeled his blog a “hate site.” Dhimmi Watch has more details on this story of agenda journalism turned vicious.
Details here: http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/archives/015797.php
Rosie O'Donnell -- The genius
Found this at Little Green Footballs & Popular Mechanics:
Rosie (the great thinker of this century) thinks the trade center was a planned "demolition" ... not caused by the 9/11 hijackers. Crap -- the Bush administration fooled all the engineers -- but couldn't get it past Rosie.
Rosie O'Donnell: "To say that we don’t know that it imploded, that it was an implosion and a demolition, is beyond ignorant." (Talking about WTC 7)
Rosie (the great thinker of this century) thinks the trade center was a planned "demolition" ... not caused by the 9/11 hijackers. Crap -- the Bush administration fooled all the engineers -- but couldn't get it past Rosie.
Rosie O'Donnell: "To say that we don’t know that it imploded, that it was an implosion and a demolition, is beyond ignorant." (Talking about WTC 7)
Of course, "actual engineers" disagree.
GD that chick is stupid. Click here for more of the story.
Rawh - Rowh
From the Strata-sphere:
Is It Time To Deal With Iran? - Possibly So
Posted by AJStrata on March 30th, 2007
The news coming out of Bahrain shows all the signs of US ‘redeployments’ in preparation for some possible military actions against Iran.
The advice came from officers with US Central Command 5th Fleet HQ at Manama, who spoke of security tension, a hint at an approaching war with Iran. Arab sources report the positioning of a Patriot anti-missile battery in Bahrain this week; they say occupancy at emirate hotels has soared past 90% due mostly to the influx of US military personnel. They also report Western media crews normally employed in military coverage are arriving in packs.
Thursday, March 29, Gen. Khaled al-‘Absi, Bahrain’s chief of air defense operations disclosed that new alarm networks had been installed and air defense systems upgraded to handle chemical, biological and radioactive attacks.
The USS Nimitz and its support ships will be departing San Diego Monday, April 2, to join the John C. Stennis Strike Group in the Persian Gulf.
Read more here: http://strata-sphere.com/blog/index.php/archives/3598#comments
Is It Time To Deal With Iran? - Possibly So
Posted by AJStrata on March 30th, 2007
The news coming out of Bahrain shows all the signs of US ‘redeployments’ in preparation for some possible military actions against Iran.
The advice came from officers with US Central Command 5th Fleet HQ at Manama, who spoke of security tension, a hint at an approaching war with Iran. Arab sources report the positioning of a Patriot anti-missile battery in Bahrain this week; they say occupancy at emirate hotels has soared past 90% due mostly to the influx of US military personnel. They also report Western media crews normally employed in military coverage are arriving in packs.
Thursday, March 29, Gen. Khaled al-‘Absi, Bahrain’s chief of air defense operations disclosed that new alarm networks had been installed and air defense systems upgraded to handle chemical, biological and radioactive attacks.
The USS Nimitz and its support ships will be departing San Diego Monday, April 2, to join the John C. Stennis Strike Group in the Persian Gulf.
Read more here: http://strata-sphere.com/blog/index.php/archives/3598#comments
Gaaaa!! She's getting off, someone call the cops.
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And if you look out the left of the cabin ...
From Ace of Spades: (Ace is hysterical)
Michael Jackson Wants 50-Foot Robot of Himself That Shoots Laser Beams From His Eyes
—Ace
Well, so do I. So what?
I know: But Michael Jackson can actually make this happen, whereas I can't.
I don't think so. I think we're both in the same not-enough-money-for-a-50-foot-doppleganger-robot boat. One of us is simply sane enough to realize that.
Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports. The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.
It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams. (from its eyes)
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Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn up for the show and seen by the star.
Wow. He's even got blueprints.
"Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them," he told the New York Daily News.
On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."
Reportedly, all the 10-foot robots are uneasy about the news.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/221024.php
Michael Jackson Wants 50-Foot Robot of Himself That Shoots Laser Beams From His Eyes
—Ace
Well, so do I. So what?
I know: But Michael Jackson can actually make this happen, whereas I can't.
I don't think so. I think we're both in the same not-enough-money-for-a-50-foot-doppleganger-robot boat. One of us is simply sane enough to realize that.
Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports. The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.
It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams. (from its eyes)
...
Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn up for the show and seen by the star.
Wow. He's even got blueprints.
"Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them," he told the New York Daily News.
On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."
Reportedly, all the 10-foot robots are uneasy about the news.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/221024.php
Extreme Idiocy
From Ace of Spades:
Stupid: Internet Body Rejects .xxx Domain — Ace
Is it just me, or is the easiest, most effective way to block porn from kids simply banning an entire extension like .xxx?
People are stupid, and they like to live in a pretend world. A pretend world, for example, where porn doesn't exist, and Seattle Slough can pay $40 a year to live a "carbon neutral lifestyle."
The U.S.-based Internet governing body rejected a proposal on Friday to create an adults-only zone on the internet, or a .XXX domain.
Supporters of an .XXX domain argued it would make it easier to confine sex sites and filter them out. Opponents argued it would make pornography on the Internet easier to find.
It's so difficult to find right now. I mean -- Google It! You cannot find any Google references at all for "pooter." Oh, wait, you can find almost 500,000.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/221044.php
Stupid: Internet Body Rejects .xxx Domain — Ace
Is it just me, or is the easiest, most effective way to block porn from kids simply banning an entire extension like .xxx?
People are stupid, and they like to live in a pretend world. A pretend world, for example, where porn doesn't exist, and Seattle Slough can pay $40 a year to live a "carbon neutral lifestyle."
The U.S.-based Internet governing body rejected a proposal on Friday to create an adults-only zone on the internet, or a .XXX domain.
Supporters of an .XXX domain argued it would make it easier to confine sex sites and filter them out. Opponents argued it would make pornography on the Internet easier to find.
It's so difficult to find right now. I mean -- Google It! You cannot find any Google references at all for "pooter." Oh, wait, you can find almost 500,000.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/221044.php
Friday, March 30, 2007
Cheap on E-Bay
Found this on Grouchy Old Cripple -- http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/
Here's the link to E-Bay if you want to buy some:
This guy is a molester
DO'H --- he's a girl. She was in jail for 10 days before they "found out."
According to news reports, Cross was charged with performing oral sex on a 15 year old victim. And prosecutors said today, that the victim fell in love with cross, thinking she was a he. The young girl was reportedly stunned to find out Cross was a woman.
Thanks Drudge - click the link to read more.
Democrats = The Enemy
Why the hell do Democrats ALWAYS side with the enemy?
Iran puts the McGrab on some British sailers and Nancy Pelosi blocks a vote to condemn the action. Why?
Read the rest here (short.) From Powerline
http://powerlineblog.com/archives/017191.php
Iran puts the McGrab on some British sailers and Nancy Pelosi blocks a vote to condemn the action. Why?
Read the rest here (short.) From Powerline
http://powerlineblog.com/archives/017191.php
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Darth Vader sues
From "Little Green Footballs" -- link at the end.
Legal Jihad Escalates in Michigan
They always come back, and yesterday the woman whose small claims case was thrown out when she refused to remove her face mask filed suit against the judge: Muslim sues judge who barred veil. (Hat tip: LGF readers.)
A Muslim woman who was told she had to remove her veil if she wanted to testify in 31st District Court in Hamtramck filed a federal lawsuit Wednesday against the judge who made the ruling.
Ginnah Muhammad filed the complaint against Judge Paul Paruk, alleging he violated her religious rights and denied her equal access to the courts.
Muhammad had gone to small claims court last October in a dispute with a car rental company when Paruk said she could not testify unless she removed her veil, the lawsuit alleges.
“If in fact, you do not wish to do it, then I cannot go forward with your case and I have to dismiss your case,” Paruk told the woman, according to a transcript attached to the complaint filed by Dearborn Heights lawyer Nabih Ayad. Muhammad refused and Paruk dismissed the case, the lawsuit alleges. Paruk did not return a phone call.
“I’m a human being and I wanted to come to court to get justice,” Muhammad said at a news conference Wednesday outside the federal courthouse in Detroit. “When I walked out, I just really felt empty, like the courts didn’t care about me.”
The Quran doesn’t explicitly require women to cover their face, but many Muslim women wear a hajib or other covering as a sign of piety and modesty.
The Detroit News is amazingly clueless on this issue. Forget about the fact that they won’t even consider the possibility this is a radical Islamic agenda at work; that’s not a “veil” she’s wearing, it’s a niqab, a full-body disguise, one step away from the burqa (which obscures the eyes as well). And the word for the veil that covers the head and hair is “hijab,” not “hajib.” Sheesh
Ginnah Muhammad filed the complaint against Judge Paul Paruk, alleging he violated her religious rights and denied her equal access to the courts.
Muhammad had gone to small claims court last October in a dispute with a car rental company when Paruk said she could not testify unless she removed her veil, the lawsuit alleges.
“If in fact, you do not wish to do it, then I cannot go forward with your case and I have to dismiss your case,” Paruk told the woman, according to a transcript attached to the complaint filed by Dearborn Heights lawyer Nabih Ayad. Muhammad refused and Paruk dismissed the case, the lawsuit alleges. Paruk did not return a phone call.
“I’m a human being and I wanted to come to court to get justice,” Muhammad said at a news conference Wednesday outside the federal courthouse in Detroit. “When I walked out, I just really felt empty, like the courts didn’t care about me.”
The Quran doesn’t explicitly require women to cover their face, but many Muslim women wear a hajib or other covering as a sign of piety and modesty.
The Detroit News is amazingly clueless on this issue. Forget about the fact that they won’t even consider the possibility this is a radical Islamic agenda at work; that’s not a “veil” she’s wearing, it’s a niqab, a full-body disguise, one step away from the burqa (which obscures the eyes as well). And the word for the veil that covers the head and hair is “hijab,” not “hajib.” Sheesh
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