Thursday, February 28, 2013

Politically correct morons teaching our kids


An English teacher at Denton High School in the Dallas-Fort Worth area allegedly refused to grade two student reports because they discussed guns.

MyFoxDFW.com reports that the teacher, Dewey Christian, told his students to write a report on anything they wanted.

Marshall Williams, one of Christian's students, told the station he chose to write about a Fort Worth gun show he had attended.

He said Christian told him he would get a zero on the assignment because of the topic.

Another student, Alex Wright, said Christian rejected his report because it mentioned hunting.

There's a happy ending.  More here:

Here's what the doofus looks like. 

Found his pic here:

The old "Spinning the class ring" trick


One day long ago, I learned that I could spin my class ring with the stone down and after spinning a second it would reverse itself and finish spinning with the stone up in the air. I used to tell all kinds of lies about it. 

Anyway, I ran across this at the Futility Closet and it's the same kind of thing and it's easier to see what is going on with the "top." If you want to see it done with a ring, you can click here for a youtube video that Wombat found.

If you could go back in time, would you go to this party?


Found it at The Futility Closet:

Homeowner uses gun to thwart intruders


A Texas homeowner says he was able to hold three suspected burglars at gunpoint until police arrived and arrested them.

KHOU.com reports that Houston resident Randy Magdeleno arrived home Wednesday morning to find three juvenile suspects inside his residence.

“So I grabbed my rifle and I came around through here in my kitchen,” he told the station. “It was scary. I didn’t know what I was walking into and hearing people running around inside my house at the same time.

Magdeleno said he caught two of the suspects downstairs and another upstairs and ordered all three to lie on the floor, the station reported. He said he didn't know if they were armed.

Police eventually arrived and took the three juveniles into custody, according to the report. From here:

Well, we all know this won't be covered on the news.  But I do have a question ... he said he grabbed his rifle ... now, was it an assault rifle?  I wonder.  I'd have to guess it was an assault rifle ... you know why?  Because of the seeming complete lack of curiosity on the part of the jourrrrnalist.  
 
Yes, jourrrrnalists know there are some things the public/sheep just don't need to know. 
 
That's right, you see, the sheep aren't very smart and they might start trying to put two and two together and get five ... and we just can't take a chance on that, now can we.

There's something else he left out of the story wasn't curious about ... can you tell what it is?  Yes, we wouldn't want the sheep to get all riled up over trivial/insignificant facts, now would we.

This just goes to show you how helpful and informative the media is in general.  They have our best interests at heart.

The trouble with republican idiots


House majority leader Eric Cantor is increasingly frustrated with a group of House Republicans who are working against the leadership, and he’s not afraid of voicing his dismay.

In a closed-door conference meeting on Wednesday, Cantor told one GOP member that if they blocked the Senate-passed Violence Against Women Act (VAWA) from coming to the floor, they’d cause “civil war” in the ranks. More here:

Well, a couple of things ... first of all, Eric, ... WHAT are you doing?

Our country is mired in the worst debt of our entire history and congress is spending $7,000,000 PER MINUTE (and of that you're borrowing $3,000,000 ... PER MINUTE.)  

Ridiculously high unemployment now stretching into a decade?  And don't give me your "government approved" 8% either ... everybody knows it's closer to 20%.

No budget for the last five years?

Gas prices going through the roof and contributing to a crashing economy?  And you asshats are blocking drilling?

And you're worried about what ... the "Violence Against Women Act?"

Let me tell you something, you braying jackass ... you get your ass back in there, stop playing politics and get down to business.  No wonder there's a "civil war" going on in that party ... the current leadership (old guard) needs to go.

Now, back to the VAWA ... isn't it already against the law to commit violence against women?  So now what ... you need MORE laws?  WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?

And another thing, ever notice these asshats are always with the "They're going to cause ______" (fill in the blank:)
  • Crushing debt
  • High unemployment
  • Civil war in the ranks of the GOP
ON and ON and ON ... and nobody notices that IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED. They're not "going to cause X," they already caused it ... IT'S OVER WITH.

Meanwhile, what are they doing?  The violence against women act.  Jeez.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

A lesson in proofreading?

From here:

Democrats beg: "STOP EXPOSING US"


During a House Financial Services Committee hearing Tuesday on the budget, two Democrats complained after House Financial Services Committee chairman Jeb Hensarling instructed that two monitors in the hearing room display a real-time running national debt clock.

California Rep. Maxine Waters and Minnesota Rep. Keith Ellison both issued complaints about the displays, according to video of the hearing.

“Clearly it is a political prop designed to message ideologically,” Ellison said.

Waters asked that the debt clock not be on display whenever Democrats spoke, Hensarling said during the hearing. More here:

"STOP SHOWING THE DEBT CLOCK ... PEOPLE MIGHT SEE IT."

Yes, Keith Ellison, that's what the debt is ... it's just a prop ... it means nothing.

I have news for the "Democratics."  The people who vote for you are too stupid to understand what debt does to a nation so stop worrying.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Mayor of Alabama town wants your guns - but just a little at a time


Guntersville (Ala.) Mayor Leigh Dollar is working with city officials to pass an ordinance that would give police the power to “disarm individuals” during a disaster, a chilling example of how the second amendment is being assaulted via the back door.

 The new rule would allow authorities to confiscate guns of “unruly” people during an extreme weather event such as the April 2011 tornadoes or any other emergency. More here:

Ok, now ... if you don't know that the cops ALREADY have the authority to snag the gun off an "unruly" person, then you're probably an idiot-lib.  

But this way we can start writing new rules and redefining "unruly" to include whatever we like.  Oh yes, this is VERY necessary, haruumph, harrrrumph.

Oh, here's what the dumb snatch mayor looks like.




Obama lets illegals out of jail -- to save money (and because he wants amnesty anyway)


The sequester is officially still three days away, but the Obama administration already is making the first cuts, with officials confirming that the Homeland Security Department already has released several hundred illegal immigrants from detention in order to save money. More here:

Right ... the "sequester."

Did you know the "sequester" amounts to about 2% of what the government is going to spend anyway this year?  Yes, 2%.

And if Obama can't have that 2% to give to his buddies, then he's going to have to let illegal's out of jail ... oh yes.  Not only that but homeless will starve in the streets ... society will become lawless ... myriad catastrophes will happen.  Isn't that what the libs are saying?  Isn't that what the media is saying?

Sex on top of dead bodies ... now why didn't *I* think of that?

 

Joshua Miner remembered his teenage girlfriend confiding “years back that she wanted to have sex with a dead guy,” states a police report documenting last month’s double murder on Hickory Street.

That's why Miner got the idea to ask girlfriend Alisa Massaro to have sex with him on the corpses of two men he's accused of helping to kill, police said. 

The reports obtained by Patch detail the differing versions of events described by the two young men and two young women Miner, 24, Massaro, 18, Adam Landerman, 19, and Bethany McKee, 18 —accused of luring two men to Massaro’s Hickory Street home and strangling them. 

Police found the bodies of Terrance Rankins and Eric Glover, both 22, face down inside the house on Joliet’s near west side on the afternoon of Thursday, Jan. 10. Plastic bags were tied around the dead men’s heads, according to the reports. One of the men was bound, the other looked as if his hands had been tied at one time. More here:

That's right, another senseless plastic bag killing. Hey, I wonder if the bags were automatic bags with high head capacity ... that makes ALL the difference, doncha know.

Shhhhh, one of your intellectual betters is speaking


In an interview with Good Morning America’s Robin Roberts aired this morning, First Lady Michelle Obama recalled the tragic death of 15-year-old Hadiya Pendleton who was shot and killed in Chicago after performing during the President’s Inauguration celebration in Washington D.C.

“She was caught in the line of fire because some kids had some automatic weapons they didn’t need,” the First Lady explained. “I just don’t want to keep disappointing our kids in this country. I want them to know that we put them first.”

For the broadcast, ABC’s Good Morning America producers edited out the First Lady’s “automatic weapon” line.
She was standing out in a park with her friends in a neighborhood blocks away from where my kids grow – grew – up, where our house is.
She had just taken a chemistry test.And she was caught in the line of fire
because some kids had some automatic weapons they didn’t need.I just don’t want to keep disappointing our kids in this country. I want them to know that we put them first. More here:
It's great how idiot-libs can just change the definitions of words willy-nilly, isn't it?  The better to convince people who otherwise might not be convinced.  

In addition to that, the media will cover for our "intellectual betters" so they aren't exposed as ignorant ... that way you won't be so quick to question the genius of the idiot-lib.

Let me ask you something.  If we let idiot-libs go and be by themselves ... and we just told them "go be happy and free," do you suppose they would leave the rest of us the hell alone?  

LOL, CORRECT answer ... because an idiot-lib can't have any fun being a genius unless everyone knows he's a genius.  And if you don't agree that he's a true genius, it's ok, you'll do as he says anyway because the mob majority rules, right?  

Yes, they're VERY "democratic."

John Adams on the relationship of property to liberty

 Debt?  What debt?  You mean we're in debt?  With no budget in the last five years?

So I was listening to the 02/21/13 Mark Levin podcast yesterday and Mark said he had been doing some research and ran across this, from John Adams.  By the way, he refers to a "Mr Needham" in the article.  He's talking about Marchamont Needham ... an idiot-lib of his day ... and wouldn't you know it ... a jourrrrnalist.

Yes.  It appears that idiot-libs have been around for all of humankind (and gravitate towards jourrrrnalism).  And no matter what you tell them, they still want to control you ... they INSIST you do as they say.  

That is why the founding fathers wrote the constitution ... so that we would no longer have to discuss anything with idiot liberals ... instead we point to the law and say "that says you can't vote my rights away and I don't intend to negotiate surrendering my rights with you, now begone, idiot-lib."  Ahhhh, heaven on earth, right?

Anyway, this is (in part) what John Adams wrote. (I divided it up into paragraphs.)
Suppose a nation, rich and poor, high and low, ten millions in number, all assembled together; not more than one or two millions will have lands, houses, or any personal property; ...a great majority of every nation is wholly destitute of property, except a small quantity of clothes, and a few trifles of other movables.

Would Mr. Needham be responsible that, if all were to be decided by a vote of the majority, the eight or nine millions who have no property, would not think of usurping over the rights of the one or two millions who have? 
There he is saying that the poor would NEVER EVEN THINK of stealing from the rich ... you know, because it's wrong to steal.  He goes on.
Property is surely a right of mankind as really as liberty. 

Perhaps, at first, prejudice, habit, shame or fear, principle or religion, would restrain the poor from attacking the rich, and the idle from usurping on the industrious; but the time would not be long before courage and enterprise would come, and pretexts be invented by degrees, to countenance the majority in dividing all the property among them, or at least, in sharing it equally with its present possessors. 
"Shame would prevent them" ... LOL @ libs being able to feel shame or embarrassment.

"Pretexts invented by degrees" ... oh, how right he was ... and where does it end?  Once it starts, does it ever end?  Think about it.
Debts would be abolished first; taxes laid heavy on the rich, and not at all on the others; and at last a downright equal division of every thing be demanded, and voted. What would be the consequence of this? 

The idle, the vicious, the intemperate, would rush into the utmost extravagance of debauchery, sell and spend all their share, and then demand a new division of those who purchased from them. 

The moment the idea is admitted into society, that property is not as sacred as the laws of God, and that there is not a force of law and public justice to protect it, anarchy and tyranny commence. 

If "Thou shalt not covet," and "Thou shalt not steal," were not commandments of Heaven, they must be made inviolable precepts in every society, before it can be civilized or made free. From here:

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Worst pain ever?


H/T Wombat

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Jesus who?


H/T Wombat

Friday, February 22, 2013

In the "what are they thinking" dept


Time for a caption contest:

Warning: Klingons around Uranus 

"Nope, it doesn't have ridges like his head."

They're probably both thinking "Damn, I forgot the paper bag."

Wait a minute ... "Jalapeno Bologna?" Count me in.


I ran across this yesterday and figured I'd better post about it since many readers are sammy aficionados.  I am an owner.

While I'm at it, I also saw this "Bacon Bologna," but I haven't bought any yet.





Interesting tidbit:

When I decided to write a post about the jalapeno bologna, I needed a pic, so I went to the Oscar Mayer website.  But guess what, on their website they don't admit to making bologna.  Can't find a reference to bologna anywhere.  I wonder why that is.  Perhaps they overlooked it.

A skeptical person might suspect that Oscar Mayer is ashamed of bologna ... too low class for them ... can't admit wading around down here in the sewer with the unsophisticated poor people ... nooooo.

Also, while doing research, I ran across this site called "Cooking for the single man," in which there is a recipe called "The Bologna Stack."  LMAO - cracked me up, man.

I finally found the pics here (if you care.)

Do you know where Timbuktu is? Well, now you do.


Map showing the main trans-Saharan caravan routes circa 1400. Also shown are the Ghana Empire (until the 13th century) and 13th – 15th century Mali Empire. Note the western route running from Djenn√© via Timbuktu to Sijilmassa. Present day Niger in yellow. 

This map includes some "interesting tidbits" along with the "where is it" info to better enable your pea-brain to remember it. It might work for some of you. As for me, I'll probably be looking it up again in a couple of years.

Hey Klown, what got you thinking about Timbuktu?

I was reading about Al Qaeda's "22 tips for dodging drones" when the article said they found the tips in Timbuktu.  And I thought, WOW ... cuz who would ever think of looking there ... right?

Thursday, February 21, 2013

What's this? They're aiming at the finheads?


OLYMPIA — House Democrats rolled out a nearly $10 billion transportation package Wednesday that would boost taxes on gasoline, increase car tabs and even charge a bicycle fee to raise money. More here:

That's right, tax, tax, and more tax. Keep voting for idiot liberals who NEVER think it's enough.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Is there no limit to the stupidity of the idiot-lib?


WEST CHESTER, Pa. (AP) — When students at one suburban Philadelphia school work diligently at their desks, they aren't exactly sitting still.

The fifth-graders at Westtown-Thornbury Elementary School learn while bouncing on brightly colored yoga balls.

Teacher Robbi Giuliano has done away with traditional chairs in her West Chester classroom. Instead, children balance themselves on giant rubber spheres also called stability balls. More here:

Note: The pic at the top is just a random pic of stability balls with kids sitting on them.

John Kerry - New clergyman in the church of global warming


Secretary of State John Kerry gave his first major foreign policy speech today. In his address, delivered at the University of Virginia, he discussed tackling climate change. More here

And you'll never guess what he needs to fix it ... that's right ... just a little bit more of your money and liberty, that's all.

And LOL @ wearing fatigues with long hair ... what a jackass.

Guess what global warming is causing NOW


(Reuters) - Millions of birds have descended on a small Kentucky city this winter, fouling the landscape, scaring pets and raising the risk for disease in a real-life version of Alfred Hitchcock's horror film, "The Birds." 

 The blackbirds and European starlings blacken the sky of Hopkinsville, Kentucky, before roosting at dusk, turn the landscape white with bird poop, and the disease they carry can kill a dog and sicken humans. 

"I have seen them come in, and there are enough that if the sun is just right, they'll cloud your vision of the sun," said Hopkinsville-Christian County historian William Turner. "I estimate there are millions of them." 

David Chiles, president of the Little River Audubon Society, said the fact that migratory flocks are roosting in the city rather than flying further south is tied to climate warming. More here:

In related news, Professor Butt-Munchy over at the University of Bleating Sheep announced that his ass itches due to global warming.

But that's not all ... guess what ... a CNN "news anchor" (genius) is asking whether global warming is responsible for the recent meteor.  Luckily for her, libs are immune to the effects of humiliation and embarrassment.


H/T Wombat

Rollin' in my sweet baby's arms

USDA takes money from you ... spends it wisely ... so just shut up, jackass


The United States Department of Agriculture has been working to dispel immigrants’ concerns that getting on Food Stamps will harm their chances of becoming U.S. citizens. 

The USDA addresses those fears in Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, or food stamp, brochures it distributes to Mexican consulates as part of its “partnership” with the Mexican government “to help educate eligible Mexican nationals living in the United States about available nutrition assistance.” 

In one portion of the brochure, USDA’s text asks, “If I get on SNAP benefits, will I be a ‘public charge?’” 

The brochure then answers: “No. You and your family can apply for and receive SNAP benefits without hurting your chance of becoming U.S. citizens.” The brochure further advises immigrants that members of their family could qualify for food stamps, even if they do not. More here:

And why does the federal government find it necessary to take money from me so they can advertise the wide availability of food stamps in America (more money from me) to Mexicans living in Mexico?   Just exactly WHAT purpose does that serve?  

Don't bother answering.  I know they're just trying to get more voters who will vote for Democrats.

Lawyers in black robes sign off on stealing more of your freedom


The Supreme Court on Tuesday sided with a drug-sniffing German shepherd named Aldo in ruling that police do not have to extensively document a dog’s expertise to justify relying on the animal to search someone’s vehicle.

The unanimous court overturned a decision by the Florida Supreme Court. That court had thrown out a 2006 search of a man’s truck after Aldo “alerted” to the smell of drugs, saying police must compile detailed evidence of the dog’s reliability before probable cause to search the vehicle is established. More here:

Well, I'm no expert, but this seems to say that the cops can just bring any old dog around your vehicle and say "it alerted" and claim probable cause to search your vehicle.  Am I wrong?

Does this sound like an expansion or restriction of your liberty and freedom?

Wasn't it just a few short months ago that the "Supreme Court" said it was ok for the government to force you to pay for health care insurance?  Was that an expansion or restriction of your liberty?

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

The USDA is VERY focused on removing punishment for illegal aliens

 Sensitivity Training” Program

Whistleblower Reveals Indoctrination Program Requiring USDA Staffers to Bang on Tables, Chant, “The pilgrims were illegal aliens”

(Washington, DC) Judicial Watch today previously unseen USDA videos revealing a compulsory “Cultural Sensitivity Training” program.

A whistleblower reported to Judicial Watch that employees were required to bang on tables, chanting in unison “The pilgrims were illegal aliens” while being instructed to no longer use the word “minorities,” but to replace it with “emerging majorities.” More with video here

I have a feeling this government is going to see an "emerging majority" very soon.

They're supposed to be serving us but instead they shove us around and make us conform to their every whim.

As far as I'm concerned, this is another "department" we can easily do without ... unfund it, disband it, be done with it (about 90% of it anyway.)  Then they can go pound sand on tables to their heart's content.

They're also VERY concerned with your "environmental impact."  That's right ... you are in "impact" upon their pristine world ... and they want you to reduce your impact ... see, because they've got all their other work done so they can worry about this now.

How do I know this?  Because they released a statement which read, in part:

“One simple way to reduce your environmental impact while dining at our cafeterias,” read a United States Department of Agriculture interoffice newsletter published on its Web site this week, “is to participate in the ‘Meatless Monday’ initiative.” More here:

I want to get a bunch of peeps together and pound on tables while chanting "defund, disband,  decommission."

The libs ... inching along ... stealing your freedom


It's already happened in restaurants and businesses, but will smoking be banned in your own car?

State lawmakers want to make smoking in cars illegal if there is a child under 7 years old inside.

Parents like the idea. More here:

I don't know about you but I like how the helpful jourrrrnalist told me that "parents like the idea."   That way I can go ahead and join the bleating sheep herd.

Little by little they steal more and more of your liberty ... all in the name of "safety."  Oh sure, sometimes they use "health" instead of safety ... or "the chillllllllldren" ... or "the environment" ... but it all ends in the same place, doesn't it.

The libs don't want to ban marijuana though, ever notice?  

Ever hear one bitching that some kid is breathing second-hand smoke while the lib is burning an American flag? 

Anyway, today it's smoking, tomorrow it will be beer ... or potato chips ... that's right, no chips allowed in houses with kids younger than 7 ... I'd vote for it.  

How about this one ... no chips OR soda allowed in the household/car of ANY child or fat-ass.  You with me?

Oh, but Klown, they won't go any further with this ... this is just for the chilllllldren.

The British Medical Association (BMA) is calling for a ban on smoking in all cars in the United Kingdom, citing the dangers of secondhand smoke for passengers and the hazards of distracted driving for everyone on the road. More here:

Oh, the wild west ... where the peeps sling guns with abandon


ORANGE, Calif. (KTLA) — Four people are dead, including the suspected gunman, after shootings in multiple locations in Orange County Tuesday morning.

The suspect, a male in his 20s, fled in an SUV into the Tustin area, where there were multiple shootings, Amormino said.

Tustin police responded to a call of a carjacking with shots fired around 5:30 a.m. at Red Hill Avenue and the 5 Freeway.

A bystander was shot and transported to an area hospital. Witnesses reported seeing the suspect armed with two long guns. More here:

Good lord.  All this senseless violence.  If only there were more gun laws.  If only this happened someplace where they had more gun laws ... all this could have been avoided ... OH WOE IS US!!!!

Which states have the strictest gun laws? Which states' laws are the most gun friendly? We combined research results found through a number of sources to produce this ranking of states with the strictest gun laws. The state ranked 1 -- California -- appears to have some of the strictest laws, while the state ranked 50 -- Utah -- seems to have the most lenient gun laws. 
  1. California  2. New Jersey  3. Massachusetts  4. New York  5. Connecticut  6. Hawaii  7. Maryland  8. Rhode Island  9. Illinois 10. Pennsylvania

 More here:

Monday, February 18, 2013

LOL - keep voting for idiot-libs who give your money to these jackasses


Muslim preacher Anjem Choudary.

A Muslim preacher is secretly filmed urging followers to take benefits from the state to fund a holy war. 

Yes, the jourrrrnalist calls him a "preacher."  And I guess he is, if you count preaching hatred as actual "preaching."  For the record, I don't count spewing hatred of others' religions as "preaching."

Anjem Choudary was secretly filmed mocking non-Muslims for working in 9-5 jobs their whole lives, and told followers that some revered Islamic figures had only ever worked one or two days a year.

“The rest of the year they were busy with jihad [holy war] and things like that,” he said. “People will say,

‘Ah, but you are not working’.

“But the normal situation is for you to take money from the kuffar [non-believers].

“So we take Jihad Seeker’s Allowance. You need to get support.”

He went on to tell a 30-strong crowd: “We are going to take England — the Muslims are coming.”


Ridiculing the daily lives of UK workers, Choudary said: “You find people are busy working the whole of their life. They wake up at 7 o’clock. They go to work at 9 o’clock. “They work for eight, nine hours a day. They come home at 7 o’clock, watch EastEnders, sleep, and they do that for 40 years of their life. That is called slavery.”

Well,  if the state is confiscating and spending a big portion of the money you earn, then yes, it's slavery.  Otherwise, it's a free person selling their labor ... and what do YOU care?

Choudary, a father-of-four, claims more than £25,000 a year in benefits, £8,000 more than the take-home pay of some soldiers fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan, according to the Sun, which covertly filmed the preacher at three meetings. More here:

Whew, peeps almost found out that libs aren't geniuses


Police are under investigation for jokingly filling in a witness statement in the name of a force dog. 

 Officers became exasperated when prosecutors asked for an account of a crime from a ‘PC Peach’, not realising Peach was the name of a police dog. 

So they completed the form as if it had been written by the alsatian, and signed it with a paw print.More here:

But they're "under investigation."  Oh yes, this requires much harumphing and tut-tuting.  And you know why?  That's right, because they poked fun at an idiot-lib.

Q - "Hey Klown, how do you know it was an idiot-lib?"

A - "Because conservatives have a sense of humor and are able to laugh at themselves when they do something stupid.  Meanwhile, libs want you to think they are geniuses and anything that questions their genius means people might start thinking for themselves instead of relying on the genius of libs.

Keep voting for idiot libs


It hasn’t drawn much attention, but Facebook’s first annual earnings report contains an accounting gem: a multibillion-dollar tax deduction for the cost of executive stock options and share awards. 

Even though Facebook (FB) reported $1.1 billion in pre-tax profits from U.S. operations in 2012, it will probably pay zero federal and state taxes—and even receive a federal tax refund of about $429 million—according to a Feb. 14 statement from Citizens for Tax Justice. More here:

Meanwhile, how's YOUR paycheck doing?  Did you notice a little decrease in your check as Obama says "we all must sacrifice."


Yes, you know how HE'S sacrificing?  That's right, a little golf outing with Tiger Woods.  But he MEANS well ... he only wants the best for us ... and all he needs is a little bit more of our money and liberty to spread around to his buddies bring us to Utopia.


Saturday, February 16, 2013

Coupla dumbasses burglarize police chief's house

Sugar Land may be one of the safest cities in America, but that doesn't mean the Texas town's police chief doesn't see his share of action.

Two teens allegedly burglarized a home that turned out to be Sugar Land Police Chief Doug Brinkley's house just days after the fair city was ranked among the country's safest.

"They just chose my house," Brinkley, 48, told The Huffington Post. "I wouldn't want to see them end in prison for the rest of their lives, but unfortunable that's where they're heading with behavior like this,"

Brinkley was a mere five blocks away when Conner Hinton, 17, and Taylor Nuttal, 17, had their unfortunate encounter with the chief's home alarm system. Authorities arrested Hinton and Nuttal, and the unlucky pair eventually confessed, Brinkley said. More here:

Yes, very unfortunable.

My friend brought me some of these - I hadn't heard of them until now

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Libs chase more jobs out of their area


ERIE, Colo. (CBS4) – A Colorado company is threatening to leave the state if a bill to ban high-capacity ammunition magazines becomes law.

CBS4 Investigator Rick Sallinger toured the company in Erie. They said they would certainly prefer to stay.

The company is called Magpul. Among other products, they make ammunition magazines which can hold up to 30 rounds. Tuesday night a state House committee took the first step towards banning them. More here:

Excuse me ... it seems to me you need to be making plans to move to Wyoming.  The libs in Colorado want to CRUSH your company ... don't you get that?

But go ahead and stay there and threaten the idiots libs.  They'll prolly come to their senses and never bother you again.

LOL @ Rick Perry going to California to lure business


Where do you meet this kind of girl


Wednesday, February 13, 2013

CNN Panel thinks movies are just like real life


The rest of the panel concluded that Dorner "had a point" and that the unfolding story was theatric. Hill said that the saga was "exciting," "like 'Django Unchained' in real life," and Dorner was similar to a "super hero." Moore said that it was like watching a "Denzel Washington movie"... More here:

Hey, one thing's for sure ... all the idiot-libs are up to date on the latest movies. You see, movies are very real ... just like life ... yes ... we can all learn lessons from the movies.

Idiot libs can't find even ONE illegal alien on welfare


In a response letter to four top Republican lawmakers, the Department of Homeland Security revealed it initiated only one case against an immigrant for becoming a “public charge,” or being primarily dependent upon the government, in fiscal year 2012. The case was later withdrawn. More here:

LOL ... "we thought we found one but we were wrong so we dropped it."

Meanwhile, have you ever seen people who can't speak English going thru the grocery store lines with their WIC coupons?  No?  Me either.

On a related note, the DHS has asked all Americans to be on the lookout for the ass of the DHS.  They've been using both hands but they have not been able to locate their ass.

Long Island residinks mystified that idiot libs are actually idiots


NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – Four days after a massive snowstorm, many snow-weary residents on Long Island say their neighborhoods have yet to see any major plowing.

Plows and snow removal equipment from other parts of the state are still on the ground in Suffolk clearing away the piles of snow.

“We’ve got dozens of assets throughout the towns, we have nearly 100 assets in the town of Brookhaven at the state level trying to assist the town of Brookhaven, getting those streets open. More here:

I've noticed something.  Idiot libs LOVE to play pretend.

In actuality, they're incompetent, ineffective boobs but they want to pretend they're very important geniuses.  And there's nothing better than imitating important people when you want to boost your self esteem, right libs?

For example, let's use the word "assets" ... you know, like they do in the military.  We'll copy them and pretend like we really know what we're talking about.  That's right, just start throwing the word "assets" around ... you're a real big man.

Tsk, criminal got "burnt"


Investigators have not been able to enter the still smoldering remains of the California mountain cabin where they believe fugitive ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner barricaded himself today, but they believe he was still there as the structure burned to the ground, police said tonight. More here:

So the guy goes nutso and kills all kinds of peeps ... you know ... because they DESERVED it.  See, I think the problem was, the guy needed more steroids.


On a related note, there is a recording of a police scanner where someone quothe "burn that f***king house down."

The Klown finds it interesting the cops can get really outraged and indignant when someone is committing crimes against the cops ... because, HOW DARE THEY?  WHY, WHY, ... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

And yet, I've never seen them get passionate when someone has committed a crime against one of us "poor slobs."  Have you?

And I read one "report" where the jourrrrnalist says "... police now view burning people to death as a reasonable way to apprehend a suspect..."

I guess we're all supposed to cluck in agreement as we totally forget the fact the suspect could have exited the cabin at any time but instead chose to stay inside as it burned.  

And why will libs some people disregard facts and logic?  Because they have a need to be "cool/accepted by the herd" ... and to accomplish that, they need to agree with their intellectual betters.  

Never mind the actual facts ... anyone can see plain facts ... but it takes a real genius to expose your lying eyes. Now get with the baaaaaing and the bleating.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Everyone knows the TSA can take a joke, especially about bombs


An Arizona man who was arrested at the behest of the TSA, following a wisecrack over a jar of peanut butter is suing the federal agency for $5 million.

Frank Hannibal, 50, was detained and dragged from LaGuardia Airport recently by police after a run-in with TSA agents over the jar of gourmet sandwich spread.
“The liquid oil that separated from the peanut butter had them baffled,” Hannibal told the New York Daily News.

Hannibal then commented to his wife and children that “They’re looking to confiscate my explosives,” as TSA agents inspected the 16-ounce jar of “Crazy Richards” chunky peanut butter.

Ha ha, I'm quite the joker,  nudge nudge ... WAIT ... WHAT ... GAAAAAA!!!!!

TSA screener Edwin Sanchez, overheard Hannibal’s remark, did not see the funny side, and immediately called the cops, according to the court complaint.

Hannibal spent the next 24 hours in a cell, during which time he was fed a peanut butter sandwich by cops who later charged him with the felony of “falsely reporting an incident”.

“It sounds laughable now but at the time to be led out of there like a terrorist was unbelievable,” Hannibal tells the Daily News. “My whole life was up in the air. It was a nightmare. My children were overwhelmed. It was crazy.” More here:

Whaaaaaa?  Why this comes as quite a shock ... you know, for libs peeps with less than two brain cells.

I mean, all he was doing was joking around about explosives ... at an airport ... with the TSA.  What's this world coming to?

Perhaps now he'll come out from under his rock once in a while to do some reading.

Che Guevara ... he wasn't a "nice guy"



H/T wombat

Monday, February 11, 2013

Ultra Ever Dry, I want some


The Ultra Ever Dry website lacks anything much in the way of information beyond pricing and availability (it's $96 for a quart of the top coat, $53/quart for the base). And, naturally, the components appear to be proprietary and the company offering it seems to be a distributor (so no immediate clues to how the substance works or opportunities to check out the patents.) More here

Here's some Q & A from their website: 

1. What is the working temperature range for Ultra-Ever Dry SE 7.6.110?
Answer: The working temperature range for the product is from -30°F to 300°F (-34°C to 149°C) once it has been applied. It has been effective at temperatures up to 500°F, but we would recommend further testing for any application that will see temperatures above 300°F (260°C). 

2. How long will Ultra-Ever Dry coating last? 
Answer: Environmental conditions will affect duration and these can vary. Abrasion is the leading cause of reduction in the superhydrophobic coating’s life. Under non-abrasive, static conditions, you should expect to see many years of outdoor service. Indoor applications will exceed that of outdoor applications. 

3. What materials will the Ultra-Every Dry adhere or bond to? 
Answer: Almost any material is a candidate for Ultra-Ever Dry application; steel, aluminum, other metals, plastic, leather, fabric, wood, concrete, etc. 

4. How abrasion-resistant is Ultra-Ever Dry SE 7.6.110? 
Answer: One of the breakthroughs for this product is its abrasion resistance. The proprietary material provides more abrasion resistance than previous superhydrophobic materials, registering a result of 110 on the Tabor Abrasion Method (ASTM D4060-10). If abrasion is a concern, testing is recommended. If the superhydrophobic coating is removed due to abrasion, it can be reapplied by re-spraying. 

5. Will the superhydrophobic coating still work if the top coat is greatly reduced due to abrasion? 
Answer: Yes. In many situations, the superhydrophobic nature of the material may be diminished but the remaining top coat and bottom coat still provide the functionality of keeping the coated material from getting wet, iced-up or corroding. This is application dependent. 

6. How many square feet or square meters can a gallon of Ultra-Ever Dry cover? 
Answer: A gallon of Ultra-Ever Dry will cover 150 – 180 square feet or 14 - 16 square meters.

And if you spray yourself with it and dive into a pool, is there any friction?  Or is it like you dived into an empty pool?

Note: at combined total $150 for a gallon, you'll get to coat about 150 square feet of stuff.  I went ahead and did the complicated math for you, that's a dollar per square foot (not counting labor.)  

The only problem is,  the stuff is "translucent white"  sooooooo, probably not going to work on windshields.

H/T Wombat

Sunday, February 10, 2013

When the end of slavery just isn't dramatic enough ... what do you do?


Writer Tony Kushner accepts the Best Adapted Screenplay Award for 'Lincoln' onstage at the 18th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards on Jan. 10 in Santa Monica.(Photo: Kevin Winter, Getty Images)

Even if it's Steven Spielberg, and even if it's Daniel Day-Lewis amazingly occupying the title role, Lincoln is still a movie. And that means liberties were taken with the story, something screenwriter Tony Kushner is now explaining in the wake of accusations that the film is not historically accurate.

Rep. Joe Courtney, D-Conn., wrote a letter to Spielberg earlier this week noting that a key part of Lincoln is wrong. The film shows two of three lawmakers from his state voting against the 13th Amendment, prohibiting slavery in the U.S. "I could not believe my eyes and ears!" he wrote, because, he says, according to the Congressional Record, all four representatives from Connecticut voted in favor of the amendment.

Kushner acknowledges, "We changed two of the delegation's votes, and we made up new names for the men casting those votes, so as not to ascribe any actions to actual persons who didn't perform them. In the movie, the voting is also organized by state, which is not the practice in the House. "

He goes on to say the alterations were made "to clarify to the audience the historical reality that the Thirteenth Amendment passed by a very narrow margin that wasn't determined until the end of the vote.

But wait, turns out it's not really "history," it's actually "historical drama" ... so, whew.

"Here's my rule: Ask yourself, "Did this thing happen?" If the answer is yes, then it's historical. Then ask, "Did this thing happen precisely this way?" If the answer is yes, then it's history; if the answer is no, not precisely this way, then it's historical drama." 

Yes, historical drama ... aka, lib bullshit.  I guess the actual end of slavery just wasn't exciting or dramatic enough for this guy.  I mean ... wtf is WRONG with libs?

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Look, a witch!!!


A young mother accused of sorcery was stripped naked, doused with petrol and burned alive in Papua New Guinea because she was allegedly a sorceress. 

The woman, named by The National newspaper as Kepari Leniata, 20, was reportedly tortured with a branding iron and tied up, splashed with fuel and set alight on a pile of rubbish topped with car tyres.

According to the rival Post-Courier newspaper she was torched by villagers who claimed she killed a six-year-old boy through sorcery, with police outnumbered by onlookers and unable to intervene. More here:

Torched by villagers?  Hmmmm. Don't you mean "torched by ignorant bleating sheep?" Ever notice how "certain" the ignorant bleating sheep are?  

Oh yes, always so certain of themselves.  So certain, in fact, that they can steal your liberty/life/property make decisions that impact peaceful people .. for their own good, of course, or the good of the community ... according to THEIR definition of "good."

Wow, this is sure to be all over the network news

Molena Nichole Dowell

BULLS GAP, Tenn. -An 86-year-old woman grabbed a gun in self-defense when police say an intruder broke into her home. News 5 sat down with this woman today and listened to her tell about the experience.
Louise Howard lives just off a busy highway in Bulls Gap.  

She told us she's been the victim of theft many times before, and she's had enough and it was time to take a stand.

"I told different people if I ever catch them, I mean to kill them," said Louise Howard.

Louise Howard may be 86 years old, but she isn't afraid to defend her home or her life.

On Friday afternoon she was forced to do that. Howard said a young woman broke the glass on her door and forced her way inside.

"I was in shock. I didn't know what she was going to do to me!" Howard said.

Howard immediately grabbed her gun, but the two started to struggle down the hall.

"I already had my gun in my hand, and I wouldn't turn it loose for anything," she explained.
Howard's hands are proof she wasn't letting go.

"She stuck a fingernail in there," said Howard. "She moved her hands sort of released me a bit. I moved over like that, and I was going to shoot her in the stomach, but she took her knee and hit my elbow."

The bullet ended up inside the wall where it still hides. More here:

And the Klown is left wondering why she didna shoot the robber on the way out?  These are questions not asked by jourrrrnalists.


The next day, investigators say Molena Nichole Dowell, 36, of Morristown, sold a ring belonging to Howard to a pawn shop in Morristown. That led officers to Dowell, who admitted to the crime.

Dowell was charged with Aggravated robbery, Burglary and Theft of Property over $500. She was grazed in the arm by that bullet that Howard fired during the struggle.

Howard says she’s happy to learn she’ll get her ring back, but hopes it’s not the only item returned.

“I want my gun back!” she emphasized. She hopes others will learn from her story.

OHHHHhhhhh, so THAT'S why she didn't shoot her on the way out.

By the way, have you heard about this story on the major networks?  No?  Gee, I wonder why, don't you?